Better than Sex

[imhim]

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[BLACK VICTIM]

oh nice

only asking because i wonder about mixed race men having basically white children with a white girl whilst associating themselves as black

[Jam]

Ciph having a young god, congrats bro.

[Sinister]

Taking an epic shit and then having a shower after.

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Congrats Cipher.

[Guest Portuguese]

Congrats Cipher.

[Kurtis]

^^^

[Trilliam]

yeah congratulations fam, hope it all works out.

[Guest phonecharger]

Bunin a ting wen your already tired havin fat a chinese that makes u bloated then going sleep with some soulful house playing in the background

[Lieutenant]

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[imhim]

U MAN REALLY GET THAT SH00K WHEN A GIRL SAYS SHES PREGNANT

MY GOSH

[Kurtis]

first time that happened i was 15

snuck a chick into the yard at night n she left early morn

like a week later she's tellin man she was late

i just visualised the beatings i was gonna get n died a little inside

but it all worked out, no idea what the reason for the lateness was but everything was on track

[The Somalian]

warm fresh bread>>>>>>

wetting urself>>>>

[imhim]

it also reminds me when i banged one girl when i went to her halls in university of westminster

i go to her dorm, i bang her , beautiful sex...

next morning shes up already checking e-mails and wotnot...

i wake up feeling "yes i just fucked u... HA HA HA HA HA HA"

then getting dressed walking with her as we were going same direction... then she said shes gonna meet some friends she will message me later

i jumped into my car and drove back with a big fucking smile on my face...

next day after i tex her... no response...

i tex her again i think later on AGAIN that day... no response...

i was like cool she maybe raving or wotever... ill be ease...

next day I tex her... no response..

I CALL HER... no response (NOW IM LIKE SHIT... I CALLED MY BOY... FAM DIS TING IS NOT RESPONDING TO ME LIKE WTF?)

i sent her 1 aggy tex saying have you taken the pill and wot not...

she then texs me back after like 2 days saying "YES I FUCKING HAVE IM NOT STUPID FFS FFS ETC ETC"

i was like phewww manna safe!

i was definately sad bcoz i wanted her as my regular bang FFS i was realy really angry

she deletes me from facebook and so do her friends as well... and they also delete my boys who they new... i was like , na something shady is definately happening/happened!

months months months months later, i just decide to go to her facebook and see she has one PHAT ASS BELLY... i was like naa that aint mine... the dates dont add up!

till this day i am 99.9% sure that kid aint mine

we will never know

[Kurtis]

LMFAO

[The Somalian]

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[Fresh]

Been there, in my head the dates added up.

But she was adamant it wasn't me.

I wasn't going to beg to be the father was I? So I just had to wait it out.

First glance at the baby facebook pics and I laughed, brought up the boyfriend's page.

Put the boats side by side sitting at the computer like

[Soca Junkie]

Random question.... is it OTT for a girl to get pissed off at a guy for not asking her whether she's gone to get the morning after? Sort of like a reminder?

Or do you lads just trust your tings to do the 'grown thing' and deal with it on her own?

Alie you'd check?

[Guest phonecharger]

He saw the owww tat and just assumed you already knew the drill

[Soca Junkie]

Well I already gave my opinion to the person in the situation,. but i want male views.

[Guest phonecharger]

I also had sex with Lauren london today

[Soca Junkie]

Tbh if you don't believe me that's your problem... moving on...

[Fresh]

Pic that tattoo please, I want to get an idea of the dimensions.

(Dont spread cheeks though)

[Kurtis]

i dont even get the question

ill try again in the morning

[imhim]

im baffd also

layman term it for me cahaz

[Soca Junkie]

Basically a guy bangs a girl bareback... doesn't holla at her next couple of days to ask if she's taken the pill. He doesn't do so because he believes she's a grown girl and doesn't need someone to hold her hand... however she's pissed off because he shows no concern.. is she in the wrong for acting touchy?

I ask this because me and my girl had the same response and one of other guy... but her 'friend' seems to think she's over reacting