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When people start talking in Patois

Can't stand that sh*t, my barber always does it. A real jammo will walk in and instantly he switches up da lingo

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sow yah na like patrois mi lard

cah u not overstand it ya simmi

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ah wa yhu mean bout trust bloodclart likkle rass u wan mi to teach u a likkle respek

if mi bruddah a sho himself ina di shop instead he a hide inna di corner waiting for his turn

crying pon net bout big man AH U LIKKLE RASS GROW UP MI SAY ONE TIME..................

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and i think its sooo sexy,, my ex used to put on shotters to turn me on i think i fancy all of them

specially the one with the strong accent who beggs tht guy not to shoot him

wen he says ""please big man, u tek everythin g wot more u want"

then he drops "ur sole :love: "

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ohh bloody hell

vetter van ur scummy fresh accents

there the worst even there own people cuss the sh*t out of it :lmao:

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patois is just cringey though

even when a black person speaks it

some dumb indian woman at my work has random outbursts of patois, makes me laugh

all cos she married to a 'gro

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the issues isn't with patois, the issue is with the dons who speak like they could be invited to the Queens Dinner Party but then change into Buju Banton when a yardie approaches or speaks to em

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the issues isn't with patois, the issue is with the dons who speak like they could be invited to the Queens Dinner Party but then change into Buju Banton when a yardie approaches or speaks to em

You do know that Its common for people to speak their native language with the people from their country and another language with people who are not from their country .

Would a french person speak french to an english person who he clearly knows doesn't know how to speak french ? NO . He will speak english

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patois is not a different language though is it?

its just an accent with slightly different words

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Exactly and the French guy would be talking English but in a French accent not a crappy cockney one

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