Imagine catching your mrs in the act cheating

[Flat Eric]

freestacks saying he would happily go jail implies somebodies dying where they stand

[yhyh]

Won't even switch, would "forgive" her

Then gather all her deets and fraud the f*ck out of her name in the next couple of days

no you wouldn't.

Oh ok

[Guest freestacks]

freestacks saying he would happily go jail implies somebodies dying where they stand

Bullshit. I implied no such thing.

I wouldnt murder them but I am definitely breaking legs and caving in both of their faces

[Flojo]

Could never go jail over a woman.

 

The number one rule.

 

Any female who habitually makes me want to put hands on her has to be excluded.

[Heero Yuy]

sorry to say stacks but if you stamp on somebody's throat there's a good chance of serious injury and/or death.

[Guest freestacks]

ok well if that happens it happens.

When you snap you dont really think about things like that.tbf 

[Nike Tracksuit]

ok well if that happens it happens.

When you snap you dont really think about things like that.tbf 

 

well you've had a chance to think about it now, so don't kill me bro

[Flat Eric]

ok well if that happens it happens.

 

 

[Sole]

I dont see how guys arent going jail in that situation.

That is one of the worst things that can happen to a man.

lol you want to increase the size of the L

Thats not an L.

How you gonna catch man banging your misses in your super king size bed and not do anything.

Im stamping on throats

That is a L.

If your chick is f*cking a next dude in the bed her respect level for you as a man is already zero.

Why would I then risk getting done for assault? Me potentially sitting in jail, who wins in that situation?

why would you be going jail?

[Vertigo]

 

 

 

 

I dont see how guys arent going jail in that situation.

That is one of the worst things that can happen to a man.

lol you want to increase the size of the L

Thats not an L.

How you gonna catch man banging your misses in your super king size bed and not do anything.

Im stamping on throats

That is a L.

If your chick is f*cking a next dude in the bed her respect level for you as a man is already zero.

Why would I then risk getting done for assault? Me potentially sitting in jail, who wins in that situation?

why would you be going jail?

 

 

keyword potentially.

 

And what usually happens if you assault someone? 

[Sole]

depends, is this your first offence? What were the circumstance?

you just caught a guy fucking your girl giving him a black eye isn't gonna land u in jail

and worrying about all that is some victim frame of mind tbh

Plus what sort of puss is going to Feds about something like that ffs.

[JOHN DOE]

fucking hell are guys debating this for real 

[Sole]

I'm not debating anything

just showing man there is another way to just whiping away the tears and throwing take care in the player.

[FinalBawse]

Lol nobody can say how they would REALLY react to this though.

 

Like, really, who is this happening to?

 

Not to me, not in my house

[Tee]

depends, is this your first offence? What were the circumstance?

you just caught a guy f*cking your girl giving him a black eye isn't gonna land u in jail

and worrying about all that is some victim frame of mind tbh

Plus what sort of puss is going to Feds about something like that ffs.

!!

[The Infamous]

ok well if that happens it happens.

 

 

[Fighting Weight]

Depends where it was, I know a lot of guys here are with their parents/themselves, I live with my wife, I pay the rent, I pay the council tax, I pay the electricity, not to mention my son lives here

 

So to come home and she is getting poleaxed by someone else, you can understand this could be a composure testing moment

 

To be honest I'd keep my cool, just walk in and address the guy first and tell him that he leaves asap, I wouldn't shout but the threat would be obvious from the tone

 

Inform her that she leaves now with the clothes on her back, takes the sheets with her, leaves her keys, she can come and collect her bagged up clothes from outside the door tomorrow at 7pm, and that I would be in contact with her about seeing my son - and only about seeing my son.

 

End of that situation. Once they've left (which would have been within 2 minutes of me catching them), dash all her shit in black bags, sit down watch the football while texting every single old link that I have

 

No muss, no fuss, and the life as a bachelor in my awesome apartment begins anew 

[Sole]

pmsl that sounds like the dream of a man stuck in a shit relationship he can't get out of.

[Nike Tracksuit]

pmsl that sounds like the dream of a man stuck in a sh*t relationship he can't get out of.

 

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[Fighting Weight]

[Mame Biram Diouf]

pmsl that sounds like the dream of a man stuck in a sh*t relationship he can't get out of.

gchdfgaufaddgfhjaddhfaddhfad

Lmao

[Tee]

pmsl

[Benicio del Toney]

Lol

 

Cipher's fucked

[yhyh]

Depends where it was, I know a lot of guys here are with their parents/themselves, I live with my wife, I pay the rent, I pay the council tax, I pay the electricity, not to mention my son lives here

 

So to come home and she is getting poleaxed by someone else, you can understand this could be a composure testing moment

 

To be honest I'd keep my cool, just walk in and address the guy first and tell him that he leaves asap, I wouldn't shout but the threat would be obvious from the tone

 

Inform her that she leaves now with the clothes on her back, takes the sheets with her, leaves her keys, she can come and collect her bagged up clothes from outside the door tomorrow at 7pm, and that I would be in contact with her about seeing my son - and only about seeing my son.

 

End of that situation. Once they've left (which would have been within 2 minutes of me catching them), dash all her sh*t in black bags, sit down watch the football while texting every single old link that I have

 

No muss, no fuss, and the life as a bachelor in my awesome apartment begins anew 

[Supermalt]

Depends where it was, I know a lot of guys here are with their parents/themselves, I live with my wife, I pay the rent, I pay the council tax, I pay the electricity, not to mention my son lives here

 

So to come home and she is getting poleaxed by someone else, you can understand this could be a composure testing moment

 

To be honest I'd keep my cool, just walk in and address the guy first and tell him that he leaves asap, I wouldn't shout but the threat would be obvious from the tone

 

Inform her that she leaves now with the clothes on her back, takes the sheets with her, leaves her keys, she can come and collect her bagged up clothes from outside the door tomorrow at 7pm, and that I would be in contact with her about seeing my son - and only about seeing my son.

 

End of that situation. Once they've left (which would have been within 2 minutes of me catching them), dash all her sh*t in black bags, sit down watch the football while texting every single old link that I have

 

No muss, no fuss, and the life as a bachelor in my awesome apartment begins anew