Bobby Reds Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 I got this resturant ting next week fridayI need a really good no questions asked excuse to not goI know I should go, espically seen as though I only started 3 months ago but this is not my thingSo what excuses are there? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Reds Posted December 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 Its on friday 8 till 11 aswell :/And I don't drive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haze-e Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 Diarrhea. Tried and tested, never fails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lemons Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 Diarrhea. Tried and tested, never fails.Real talk. Nobody ever questions you if you claim to have the shits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rorschach Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 You have to go?I aint been to plenty of mine, just say you are feeling under the weather if you really have to have an excuse, other than that, babysitting/fam emergency etcGot one on like thurs that I have been Shanghaied into though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lemons Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 You have to go?You reaching ours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rorschach Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 :(MmmIm looking to stay for that meal then bounce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Loso Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 Lemme reach yours bros Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lemons Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 Sorry mate, no christians allowed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rorschach Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 Str8 satanic ting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macz Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 lol mines tonight (majority of company is jewish) I'm just going for the drink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rorschach Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 Majority of the company is Jewish? You can do the world a great service tonight.Think Inglorious Basterds, but in reverse. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macz Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lieutenant Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 Mine's tomorrow, looking forward to it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dipset Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 Mines aint even doing a meal, their going bowling saturday, not going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Waka Flocka Dave Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 thought this said worst xmas dinnerwas proper comin here to tell of the time we didnt even have sh*t n jus sat by a candle light that eventually went out so we jus sang songsbut yeaDiarrhoea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavant Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 Didn't go. Should of. I'm pissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 Mines on saturday....free bar all night. Nuff of them will be on pills and coke.Great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest28 Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 going to my first Christmas party on saturdayfree drinks all night kinda shook that i get so drunk i might start acting black around them :lol:curse my talented white voice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuri Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 I HATE these thingsPeople at work are always trying to drag me into going along to these shitty events or nights out and every few months I convince myself I have to go to show my face and it won't be that bad, but it's ALWAYS that bad. It's always a load of boring, ugly people who can't talk about anything apart from work and me f*ck*ng stood having some awkward conversation with these weirdos.And I'm gonna have to go to this one tomorrow, when there's something else I'd rather be doing and other people I'd rather be with. It's like, I feel bad for not going but then everytime I go, I remember why I don't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lieutenant Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 LOLLet us know how it goes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 went out with some people from my old work tonight for the sake of networkingmad weird when the conversation suddenly or not so suddenly goes deadlike we've rinsed one topic, what nextone of them is one of these white people that dont look where they are going on the road, no looking in peoples faces etci see her not two days ago near where i live, i saw her from FAR, she walked straight passed me, and i watched her, all she saw was two blacks in hoods and she didn't look at either of us close upstupid man, she seemed so tense i didnt wanna then go o hai ____ an make her jump out of her skinedit: i say one of them but im sure theyve all walked past me in the street at one point or another Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lemons Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 Pocket beers are standard work xmas party practice.A beer in each hand and one in the pocket.Boom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Waka Flocka Dave Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 went out with some people from my old work tonight for the sake of networkingmad weird when the conversation suddenly or not so suddenly goes deadlike we've rinsed one topic, what nextone of them is one of these white people that dont look where they are going on the road, no looking in peoples faces etci see her not two days ago near where i live, i saw her from FAR, she walked straight passed me, and i watched her, all she saw was two blacks in hoods and she didn't look at either of us close upstupid man, she seemed so tense i didnt wanna then go o hai ____ an make her jump out of her skinedit: i say one of them but im sure theyve all walked past me in the street at one point or anotherLMAO this happened with one chick i knew, she walks militant, i clocked her, she came close, but for that split second i forgot her name, i say hi, but she kept walkin n obv i couldnt shout her namebut she stopped like 3 steps after n clocked me then we said the usual hi, u cool, what u up 2 now, fake laugh, fake smile then said bye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 my company isnt even paying for a night outf*ckers saying it wouldnt be fair due to redundancies etc that have taken placebut that we can arrange or own? yeah, cheers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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