BATTY BOY BUM BANDIT Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 Not an embarrasing story, but a bareee awkward feeling....When your walking a little bit faster than someone, so your gonna overtake them, but your not walking THAT much faster than them, so your basically walking next to them for quite a few seconds.BARE AWKWARD.TTKK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O.Man Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 come we go now 1vs1 i will murk ur face offok lets go.reading railroad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 Not an embarrasing story, but a bareee awkward feeling....When your walking a little bit faster than someone, so your gonna overtake them, but your not walking THAT much faster than them, so your basically walking next to them for quite a few seconds.BARE AWKWARD.TTKKYhhhh, i hate this!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolguy Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 me slipping off the curb walking with a bunch of girls....i slipped they carried on until they realised i was on floor lolanother onei forgot my P.E. kit in primary school so i had to do in my school uniform....while doing the obstacle course my trousers fell down lolur sig is big ANT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolguy Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 i need the link again oman as im at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O.Man Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 Not an embarrasing story, but a bareee awkward feeling....When your walking a little bit faster than someone, so your gonna overtake them, but your not walking THAT much faster than them, so your basically walking next to them for quite a few seconds.BARE AWKWARD.TTKKYhhhh, i hate this!!look at them in the face and start smiling, they will slow down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O.Man Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 http://games.atari.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gundam Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 Recently was when i was trying to take the bus steps for normal steps and trying to jump up them quick time, end up mis calculating the height of the steps and falling up the steps then i get up and and do it again. When i got up eventually everyone was watching me like they heard some beef going at the stairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O.Man Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 Its not even funny. The worst thing is I bruise really easily so I always have marks all over me like some crack whore.You're pretty mental too though, we would probably end up on the back of a crago ship to Russia or something. Just looking at the stars saying and trying to access VIP2 on our mobiles so we could post the story.lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treacle Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 Urgh at the people who shat and pissed themselves. How is that even possible?!!Anyway, got on the tube to go to work, was still in a half asleep state so didn't even look at the seat, just picked up the plastic bag that was on it and sat down. Went to get up and realised I was a bit stuck. When I finally got up, saw the biggest piece of chewing gum spread across BOTH my bum cheeks. Got nearly all the way to work before I had the brainwave to tie my jacket round my waist to cover up the chewing gum. What a donut I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Ant Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 me slipping off the curb walking with a bunch of girls....i slipped they carried on until they realised i was on floor lolanother onei forgot my P.E. kit in primary school so i had to do in my school uniform....while doing the obstacle course my trousers fell down lolur sig is big ANT.i truly duppied that game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Boy B Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 ermm..I cant even remember.I havent done anything THAT embarrasing.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natalie Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 The ususal falls Did sum almost 360 turn on my bike ended up near crippled on the floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
local Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 its not about givin a f*ck if ppl r laughin at usome pussyhole flex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mooni Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 Pissing myself in the middle of Victoria train station. I win.Same but at a tv studido. The most embarrassing and painful experience of my life. I think I win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest asclepius Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 A few weeks ago I smoked an eighth in two blunts and a spliff in a 30 minute break and went to my law lesson f*cked. We had a test and I was trying to be quiet but I kept spontaneously spitting tempa t lyrics. Then I started slapping this guy while saying swwwiiiinngg. Then I pulled a whitey in the middle of class. I feel like such a twat when I think back on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removal Man Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 bare heads pissing and shitting themselvesWTF's up wit dat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XcalibA Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 oh another one i was drunk down west and as most people just needed to take a piss before i wet myself so i thought i had found a nice queit corner to piss in so i start letting go and it turned out to be one of the longest piss i can member, any ways was finished went to catch up with my boys wen a women come up to me and goes.............................u no u just pissed in front of over 300 people in the resturant turns out she was the unlucky member of staff sent out to stop me pissin infront of every one payin to eat a meal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero001 Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 I fell of a 159Tripped getting on a bus infront of this girl I liked for time, but never knew. Just used to see her at the bus stop everyday.I swear I tripped up the stairs on a bus on the top step and heard people chuckling. Cant remember that one for sure though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazLeR Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 ive got bad ones.ages ago we used to go out on bikes water bombing ppl all that sh*t, i was at the back of the crowd and i see some asian man walkin bare slow to his front door, so im like "hey guys look", i throw a water bomb hits his back, then cos i threw it and started creasing my handle bars twisted and i ended up curled up at his feet ( with all my friends laughing at me)....I got on the bus and see a girl from my old school, say hello etc... get off trying to look cool, look back and turn back the way i was walkin.. BAM bus stop info thing in my face, i just stayed there with my face in this durty thing untill the bus had gone round the corner... had a bruise with cut in middle on my thigh and a bruise on my forehead.. just the other day, my oyster card didnt feel like working so i try go thru with a girl and get stuck in the f*ckin barrier for a good couple of seconds, then i realise i was supposed to use my ticket not the oyster....ill post more as i think of dem... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
younger_lew Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 Walkin home and shitting myself all i can remember was the warm diarreoh poaring down my legs then gettin my dad to hose me down in the back garden and next doors girls were havin a sleep over and there all peng alll watched me standin in a black bag wid my shitty tracksuit bottoms full of sh*t at my ankes watchin me tryin totake em off scared to leave my yard ever sincelmao, that can't be real, suicide hotline is you!Almost hitting deck in a shop right infront of some boy....nightmare!!!My fren told me hers the other day.....She went to a frens house (never been there before), the mum comes to the door and she asks if Lauren was there, she said yh come in, sat down in the front room.....Lauren comes downstairs and turns out its NOT her friend, her friend actually lives across the road!!LMAO, thats funnymost embarressing thing i did was try to throw a water bomb at some heads on my ped, anyways i missed and then fell offlooked like a right wasteman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mooni Posted July 11, 2007 Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 bare heads pissing and shitting themselvesWTF's up wit dat?Wardrobe malfunction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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