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Shut my front door, forgot my keys. Minor. My Dad will be back in a couple hours and by then i'll be back.NO.I have a front porch, and that was locked. biggrin.gifTry know man like me was stuck between my front door and my front door porch for a good hour, with no credit on the phone.Never forgot my keys again after that.
LOL some nightmareI guess your Gerrard chanting made the time less stressful
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Shut my front door, forgot my keys. Minor. My Dad will be back in a couple hours and by then i'll be back.NO.I have a front porch, and that was locked. biggrin.gif Try know man like me was stuck between my front door and my front door porch for a good hour, with no credit on the phone.Never forgot my keys again after that.
LOL i've always feared that happening to me especially cause i'm always in a rush in the morning.
LOL SAME.. i just make sure i don't lock my front door before i've opened the porch door!
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I spent like 10 minutes making a fat sandwich the other day, when I was done making it I was clearing up and I put my sandwich in the bin along with the rest of the rubbish. I was pissed
LOOOOOL biggrin.gif i left my key in the garage door before for 2 whole days. I locked my bikes up on a saturday and then coming home from college monday i clocked the key was in the door. Lucky as i dont live in the best of areas ands theres bare robberies lol & I forgot my keys one time college finished early, came home to find no one in, both parents have gone shopping and it was PISSING down i just stood out side my house for 2 hours at least, was dumb thinking back i should have just gone to the bus stop around the corner at least they have a seat there and its shelter lol never do i forget my keys now
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ive done many stupid things but this one that stands out the most is when i booked my coach for 10am on a saturday , missed it because my mum was faffin around with her hair , i was thinkin ur only droppin me off to the station , no1 gives a crap what you look like.anyhow , i get there 10.02 , the coach has left the station, im so pisssed off but i try to stay positive and suggest to myself that i can get on another coach at 1pm and change at victoria. I go home , go on the N/E website , book it.i get to the station , line up for the coach , show him my txt that the booking system has sent me with the equivelent of ticket details to my phone. The driver looks at my ticket , i have only just gone and booked it for SUNDAY

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Oh got a much dumber one than that still.Always leave for work about 7am to get the bus, it takes longer but its cheaper. If I leave later I can get the tube or train.Anyway got to bus stop, aint got my wallet, *heads back home* Got my wallet *heads to train station* Aint got my Oyster card thats usually in my wallet *Heads back home again* Called work to tell them Im gonna be late then go through my wallet to make sure Ive got all the cards and security passes I need, discarding the ones I dont need. *Heads back to the station* Discarded Oyster card with other dumb cards I dont need *Runs back home to salvage card from bin* (Its 7:35am now) *Runs back to train station* Oyster card dont work. All discarded cards get bent so they cand be reused P*SSED. No money in wallet and cash machine at station aint workin. *Calmly walks back home* Nuff change from the jar to pay for the train cos I dont keep big money at home and finally get to work at 8.52. Almost an hour late.Manager still laughes about that one

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Shut my front door, forgot my keys. Minor. My Dad will be back in a couple hours and by then i'll be back.NO.I have a front porch, and that was locked. biggrin.gifTry know man like me was stuck between my front door and my front door porch for a good hour, with no credit on the phone.Never forgot my keys again after that.
LOL some nightmareI guess your Gerrard chanting made the time less stressful
lol lucky u aint claustrophobic (sp)
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Oh got a much dumber one than that still.Always leave for work about 7am to get the bus, it takes longer but its cheaper. If I leave later I can get the tube or train.Anyway got to bus stop, aint got my wallet, *heads back home* Got my wallet *heads to train station* Aint got my Oyster card thats usually in my wallet *Heads back home again* Called work to tell them Im gonna be late then go through my wallet to make sure Ive got all the cards and security passes I need, discarding the ones I dont need. *Heads back to the station* Discarded Oyster card with other dumb cards I dont need *Runs back home to salvage card from bin* (Its 7:35am now) *Runs back to train station* Oyster card dont work. All discarded cards get bent so they cand be reused P*SSED. No money in wallet and cash machine at station aint workin. *Calmly walks back home* Nuff change from the jar to pay for the train cos I dont keep big money at home and finally get to work at 8.52. Almost an hour late.Manager still laughes about that one
lol i do stuff like that all the time
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