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Basically this dread is trying to take me for some chicken with no seasoningThis nucca has blatantly jacked my fake iPod Nano I ordered from ebay and has recorded it as deliveredd*ckhead's had me take two 1/2 bus journeys to Poplar to find out hat the f*ck is going onPrick is getting hotted in precisely 1 hour 37 minutesIf he plays dumb then somebody's gonna lose some fingersand I'm almost 85% sure thats not me

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Basically this dread is trying to take me for some chicken with no seasoningThis nucca has blatantly jacked my fake iPod Nano I ordered from ebay and has recorded it as deliveredd*ckhead's had me take two 1/2 bus journeys to Poplar to find out hat the f*ck is going onPrick is getting hotted in precisely 1 hour 37 minutesIf he plays dumb then somebody's gonna lose some fingersand I'm almost 85% sure thats not me
lmfao @ so much of that, such a funny paragraphStill, merk him though, cant be doin that...
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Basically this dread is trying to take me for some chicken with no seasoningThis nucca has blatantly jacked my fake iPod Nano I ordered from ebay and has recorded it as deliveredd*ckhead's had me take two 1/2 bus journeys to Poplar to find out hat the f*ck is going onPrick is getting hotted in precisely 1 hour 37 minutesIf he plays dumb then somebody's gonna lose some fingersand I'm almost 85% sure thats not me
LMFAO. This whole post was so funny.
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Basically this dread is trying to take me for some chicken with no seasoningThis nucca has blatantly jacked my fake iPod Nano I ordered from ebay and has recorded it as deliveredd*ckhead's had me take two 1/2 bus journeys to Poplar to find out hat the f*ck is going onPrick is getting hotted in precisely 1 hour 37 minutesIf he plays dumb then somebody's gonna lose some fingersand I'm almost 85% sure thats not me
LMFAO. This whole post was so funny.
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CAN'T BELIEVE ITTHIS NIGGA SUNG FOR MEI was woken up by the sound of the letterbox shutting. I quickly put on some tracky bottoms and went after this d*ckhead. Took me about 5 minutes cos he had a 2 minute headstart, pounced on this c*nt, grabbed his cart, said to him,"Blad, wheres my f*cking iPod"nigga looked baffedsays to him"How dare you bring h34 majesty's Royal Mail into disrepute, if she could look at you now"In my beast like state I managed to throw down this niggas cartMarlon was not pleased. He then proceeded to strike me down with a vicious barrage of punches. Left half dead, I manged to retreat home to my distraught mother. I explained to her what had happened. She got scared and saidAnd said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."I whistled for a cab and when it came near.The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo Homes.. To Bel-Air!", I.. pulled... up to the house at about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later!" looked at my kingdom I was finally thereTo sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.OK, SO I FELL ASLEEP AND ONLY WOKE UP 1 HOUR AGOBUT THAT NIGGA GONNA GET IT 2MORROW.http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...E:X:AAQ:GB:1123Fake iPod in question

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