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  • 2 weeks later...
that damn cripple is gettin on my nerveswhats he talkin about crack habit an council flat? or baby cnat remember what he saidhow does he manage to creep up on anyone
My thoughts exactly, how did that c*nt manage to get up the stairs in the flatsome little britain business
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a masked man with a gun is in a sperm bank He demands the nurse to open the vault She says we dont hold money here DO IT NOW! he yells. She opens the vault The man says open the bottle and drink.. But they are sperm donors. "DONT ARGUE" he ...yells. So the nurse does as he asks & drinks. Do another he says. As she is doing this the man removes the mask & to her horror its her husband. "see honey its not that hard"

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