Trane Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Theres nothing on this Earth that compares to a cold, slowly poured, thick, creamy pint of Guinness. I swear, it makes the highs higher and the lows just a little less lower. Its the best. However, - The extra cold Guinness is just not cutting it (yes, you were right Superstition)- The logo on the foam is a sign of a badly poured pint imo- If the bartender serves you the Guinness in less than 30 seconds, SLAP HER TITS. Pour it till its about 6/10ths full, then leave it to rest for about a minute, then pour the rest, SLOWLY- The head should be no less than 1 inch thick. (no homo)Can I also say, the cans and bottles are shite aswell, unless your in a rush then its a necessary evil. I love you Guinness, love me back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Stamina Man Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 __________>>>>>Bitter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badman Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Lock thisLOOOOOLunfortunately I have to agree with jamal on this oneguiness served correctly >>>>>>>>>only alcohol I can tollerate to drink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 *salutes poster with guinns in hand*btw you had any other stouts like milk,oatmeal,russian etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haze-e Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Badboy beverage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trane Posted June 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 *salutes poster with guinns in hand*btw you had any other stouts like milk,oatmeal,russian etcUnfortunately not. Any good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stamina Man Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 *salutes poster with guinns in hand*btw you had any other stouts like milk,oatmeal,russian etcI like milk stout, but dislike Guinness----------------Now Playing On iTunes: The Diplomats - Hell Rell Freestyle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeMason Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Dragon Stout >>> Beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavant Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Them Naija's make the BIG version.Have to applaud them for that (Only thing you can applaud really).Try not to drink it too much though, probably delete my stomach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Man Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 i fux with guinesstime and a place thoughi fux with bear ales with all them namesi catch the bottles though f*ck fuxing with them dirty pint glasses other heads have probly shat in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superstition Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 - The extra cold Guinness is just not cutting it (yes, you were right Superstition)Of course, I'm always right Big post though. You should be legally-entitled to spit at bar staff who paint a shamrock into the head.Though I'd say that Guinness from the can or bottle is a righteous drink when it's stored & poured correctly. But Guinness draught in the hands of a competent publican is a beautiful thing. It's finding the competency behind the bar that's the problem - too many stouts are ruined by ditzy barmaids who don't grasp that pouring beer is different to pouring OJbtw you had any other stouts like milk,oatmeal,russian etcSam Smith's Oatmeal is the best stout, and maybe the best beer, that I've ever had Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Guinness is nice.Guinness punch however is even nicer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 *goes daaan the pub* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Action Dan Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 I concur with this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Brandy at this precise moment in time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zlastboss Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 drink of kings :Dany 1 tried guiness red???taste the same jus more watery loli had the worlds most mashup pint of guiness recently lolil find the pic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero001 Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 The book is sick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 drink of kings :Dany 1 tried guiness red???taste the same jus more watery loli had the worlds most mashup pint of guiness recently lolil find the picI remember one time your brother introduced me to Guinness mixed with blackcurrentworst mix of a drink i've ever tasted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Brandy at this precise moment in time.samejus swiggin it reallytaste heavy with cranberry an rasberry juicei urge everyone to try it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 drink of kings :Dany 1 tried guiness red???taste the same jus more watery loli had the worlds most mashup pint of guiness recently lolil find the picI remember one time your brother introduced me to Guinness mixed with blackcurrentworst mix of a drink i've ever tastednahnahthats delicious, i tried it cos zlastboss spoke about it on hereits lovely with vimto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackstock Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 >>>>>>>>>>>> __________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creamy Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Guinness drinker right here.like Superstition said, the Guinness Draught cans are decent when poured properly, u jus have to make sure u pop the ring pull quick, none of that slow release opening or the widget wont work properly. of course more time you'll see me at home with a Foreign Extra, and not the Nigerian one... too sweet IMO.recently i watched a doc on bbc2 about Guinness and how the 'drink at home' market is ruining Guinness cos it still makes more money in the pubs than the supermarkets. they were saying for Guinness to become strong comptetition against the lagers again they might have to sell up St. James Gate, which will in turn f*ck with the authenticity and heritage of Guinness.if you ever get a chance to take the tour of St. James Gate i highly recommend it, but f*ck if you're not gagging for a pint once you get to the top of the building, those tasters jus arent enough to keep you going.seriously tho people, Dragon Stout is some children's drink. they should serve that sh*t with a twirly straw.also... Sam Smith's Oatmeal is the best stout, and maybe the best beer, that I've ever had*spuds*one of the nicest beers i've ever drank. come like a barbecue in my mouth, in a good way. some smokey goodness there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zlastboss Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 lol nice 1 smaddyits nice with black currunt once in a while but i couldnt drink it all nightalso cant drink guiness while im eatin food coz its filling lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 guinness draught in a bottle is horrendous thojus tastes like water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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