Mister Man Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 bussing in like 2 minutesmadness on incertion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAT_YOUT_FROM_E15 Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 wen i first started lashinduring foreplay i wud busssnuffin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Essay Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 f*ck*ng some chick and i was straining too hard and sh*t all over her mums bed, told that bitch to fix me a drink or somethingLOOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno Di Gradi Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 went to bang this chick. got the panties off and the p*ssy flaps come like curtains.I had to like move back and evalute what i was gonna do for a brief second. i thought f*ck it .. lemme just beat anyway....d*ck flopped mid beat and i didnt even buss.Another one... banging a chick very rough she lifted up too far .. came back down and nearly crushed my piece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realz. Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 bussin after like 2-3 thrusts, then having to make some sh*t excuse like 'i think the condoms ripped lemme sort it out' try and make the time drag on so i can regain my powers.LMAOI did this before. I hadn't lashed for time and it was over real quick. I was pretending to be vex like "What the f*ck is up with this condom?". Took it off and threw on another real quick and carried on trying to beat even though my ting was going flaccid real quick. The intensity I was trying to beat this ting with in order to keep my sh*t hard was joke when I think back. LMAOi hate to say it BUT i know what your talking about...it happened to me once with this chick...i was all limp and i thought, if i dip it in her for 1sec, it'll magically get hard inna nano second...............[30 mins later of dipping] it still wasnt hard!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Em Dott Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 Sav had one of the funniest stories where his windscreen smashed. I was actually laughing out loud for ages.lol What happened? No sports white socks on laminate flooring. You wont be kicking ball for at least 2 weeks and explaining it to players makes it worse.Girl on top and the bitch dribbled on man like she was 7 months old. Just not a good look.In my car, we were in the back. I was behind the drivers side and when I drive the seat is leaned back. So I slide it forward and fold it. Hits the windscreen. Windscreen smashes. Looks like a massive spider web.Didn't realise till we had finished and I got in the front seat, girl try snigger as well..gave her the best Marlo Stanfield stare. I was PISSED.I'm not even gonna go into the 'blood' stories. Though I can assure you that if you could somehow accumulate all the filthy stuff I've seen and put it to good use Gary Lineker & co. wouldn't be pleading for people to give blood. *Shudders*Thats just from the top of my head.LOLYou have to imagine it then prepare for the laughter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wavy Davy Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 bussin after like 2-3 thrusts, then having to make some sh*t excuse like 'i think the condoms ripped lemme sort it out' try and make the time drag on so i can regain my powers.fthghghLMFAO*spuds*thats me a few weeks agoLol i wnt even lie this was me recentlyOnly difference is jus cnt b bothered 2 make excuses or try againFeels like someone dragged out my soul n shitCnt even understand hw i cn b so tired after like 3 thrustsBt i wnt lie bussin quick >>_________Get mine n dnt even hav 2 break a sweat, i wish i cud do it all da time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelo Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 Sav had one of the funniest stories where his windscreen smashed. I was actually laughing out loud for ages.lol What happened? No sports white socks on laminate flooring. You wont be kicking ball for at least 2 weeks and explaining it to players makes it worse.Girl on top and the bitch dribbled on man like she was 7 months old. Just not a good look.In my car, we were in the back. I was behind the drivers side and when I drive the seat is leaned back. So I slide it forward and fold it. Hits the windscreen. Windscreen smashes. Looks like a massive spider web.Didn't realise till we had finished and I got in the front seat, girl try snigger as well..gave her the best Marlo Stanfield stare. I was PISSED.I'm not even gonna go into the 'blood' stories. Though I can assure you that if you could somehow accumulate all the filthy stuff I've seen and put it to good use Gary Lineker & co. wouldn't be pleading for people to give blood. *Shudders*Thats just from the top of my head.LOLYou have to imagine it then prepare for the laughter.LMFAOThat must be a bitch coupled with the moment of clarity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavant Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 Sav had one of the funniest stories where his windscreen smashed. I was actually laughing out loud for ages.lol What happened? No sports white socks on laminate flooring. You wont be kicking ball for at least 2 weeks and explaining it to players makes it worse.Girl on top and the bitch dribbled on man like she was 7 months old. Just not a good look.In my car, we were in the back. I was behind the drivers side and when I drive the seat is leaned back. So I slide it forward and fold it. Hits the windscreen. Windscreen smashes. Looks like a massive spider web.Didn't realise till we had finished and I got in the front seat, girl try snigger as well..gave her the best Marlo Stanfield stare. I was PISSED.I'm not even gonna go into the 'blood' stories. Though I can assure you that if you could somehow accumulate all the filthy stuff I've seen and put it to good use Gary Lineker & co. wouldn't be pleading for people to give blood. *Shudders*Thats just from the top of my head.LOLYou have to imagine it then prepare for the laughter.LMFAOWas pissed on apocalyptic levels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iheartgrime Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 Felt I was going to pull a whitey outside a club with a link - Didn't, held my groundWent back to the links yard, and falsed down several glassess of brandyAnd smoked my way through a 10 deck of B&H Silver in 10 minsShe wanted to f*ck, I wanted to puke up and go homeEnded up pressing her...30 seconds in puked all on her floor for 10 odd minutesI felt a lot better after and wanted to start againShe told me to be out the house in 2 minutes or elseBoxers on, jeans round my knees, tee on in-side out and bop'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axiom Posted October 26, 2008 Report Share Posted October 26, 2008 bussin after like 2-3 thrusts, then having to make some sh*t excuse like 'i think the condoms ripped lemme sort it out' try and make the time drag on so i can regain my powers.fthghghLMFAO*spuds*thats me a few weeks ago "DONT MOVE DONT MOVE""You came didn't you"Never got a callbackI feel your pain. I fight it every time, even when I don't need to.lmaolmaolmaoregain my powers.bussin quick>>>___best type of nuts imo. happened to me recentlyi looked at her and said (after 4 mins) ''im not gonna lie to u im gonna buss'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK VICTIM Posted October 26, 2008 Report Share Posted October 26, 2008 ay girls what do you think when a man busses in the first 5 minutes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted October 26, 2008 Report Share Posted October 26, 2008 ay girls what do you think when a man busses in the first 5 minutes?better come back within the next 5 mins with something better than that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NO SUNSHINE Posted October 26, 2008 Report Share Posted October 26, 2008 I swear 5 minutes ain't THAT short? Not exactly like that's finishing in 5 thrusts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK VICTIM Posted October 26, 2008 Report Share Posted October 26, 2008 ay girls what do you think when a man busses in the first 5 minutes?better come back within the next 5 mins with something better than thatyeah thats cool if i buss early ill nyam pum til im hard and go again for 30 minutes ya dig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badman Posted October 26, 2008 Report Share Posted October 26, 2008 no chance im gonna be bussing that quick wearing a dom thats for sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ivan Drago Posted October 26, 2008 Report Share Posted October 26, 2008 no chance im gonna be bussing that quick wearing a dom thats for sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavant Posted October 26, 2008 Report Share Posted October 26, 2008 no chance im gonna be bussing that quick wearing a dom thats for sureBoy... You think I want this?! IT JUST HAPP-PUNNN'D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goddaz Posted October 26, 2008 Report Share Posted October 26, 2008 Yeah that was a serious episode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ChoccyLog Posted October 26, 2008 Report Share Posted October 26, 2008 Tearing the girl, blood everywhere. Nightmare.*vomits* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Em Dott Posted October 26, 2008 Report Share Posted October 26, 2008 no chance im gonna be bussing that quick wearing a dom thats for sureBoy... You think I want this?! IT JUST HAPP-PUNNN'D top 5 deepest moments in tv history.Not going to lie, that episode and the one where Carlton almost died from the overdose really hit man deep. Will Smith is a big actor.ANd LOL @ the way Lou says Happened. That always has me cracking up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axiom Posted October 26, 2008 Report Share Posted October 26, 2008 no chance im gonna be bussing that quick wearing a dom thats for sureBoy... You think I want this?! IT JUST HAPP-PUNNN'D get me bawseproduct of my environmentkmt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Planet Posted October 26, 2008 Report Share Posted October 26, 2008 no chance im gonna be bussing that quick wearing a dom thats for sureBoy... You think I want this?! IT JUST HAPP-PUNNN'D top 5 deepest moments in tv history.Not going to lie, that episode and the one where Carlton almost died from the overdose really hit man deep. Will Smith is a big actor.ANd LOL @ the way Lou says Happened. That always has me cracking up.The skank was sharp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Mac Posted October 26, 2008 Report Share Posted October 26, 2008 In my amateur days of p*ssy pounding, had the ex round and she was eating on Doritos sippin on strawberry ribena, then after a few minutes shes like my stomach hurts, im like you probably got the period aches, she was sure she wasnt coming on, girl done miscalculated her sh*t. We get down to loving and im all in the narni thinking wait, I know my girl and she gets very wet but not that wet the sh*t drips down my leg and wets the sheets up all the way to my knees. so my member slips out and i get my hand to relocate the d*ck to the p*ssy, and to my shock my hand was full of blood, like blood with lil liver lookin chunks. Im jumpin up like f*ck i done tore you a new internal. shes like maybe im on, i think im on, i just came on.problem is i had already stroked and grabbed her hair with my Freddy Krugar handblonde hair and blood......terrible look Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cipher Posted October 26, 2008 Report Share Posted October 26, 2008 Whats infinately more worrying is your case of jungle fever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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