JLovely Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Being involved in skool2skool beef Getting olders to back you, while they got their olders to back them Lead to beef on primary and secondary school levels sick.I'll never forget the day when BTK (ttkk) came dwn to chop off 1 coolie girls hair....mitcham rd was a warzone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurious Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 yh u havent lived if u havent been battered its the circle of lifethe way i got sparked in the jaw by the Lido 1 night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 food fights were the sickest but cuz i was on prohbation moretime i had 2 develop techniquecudnt risk dinner ladies name and shaming chilling round the corner of the lunch halltray full of uckery covered in custard SMACK in the face of whoever was tryna escape from the hallomg Laser pens on the teachers breasts or groin areau havent lived if u dont no ur school telephone number off head (0207 485 7707)u havent lived if u didnt run home kwik time and deleate those messages from senior managementu havent lived if u bin bunking all day then u go in2 the 1 good lesson of the day (more time food tech or drama) and ur marge is in there waiting 2 escort u off the premiseslmao GIVE ME BACK MY CHILDHOOD LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanessa Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Being involved in skool2skool beef Getting olders to back you, while they got their olders to back them Lead to beef on primary and secondary school levels sick.I'll never forget the day when BTK (ttkk) came dwn to chop off 1 coolie girls hair....mitcham rd was a warzone!Mitcham roadANDMitcham Common Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axiom Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 omg Laser pens on the teachers breasts or groin arealolor the ruler/watch sunlight reflection thing in their eyesi rememba 1 bredda did it to 1 teacher and he started slapping himself lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tibbius Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 FAO TIBBIUSYou jump the fence outside my yard. I was like 'thats rowdy' (or whatever man said back in dem days)You went to go tru a second time... the way u dropped was IMMENSE, man was in mid air. leading leg clipped the fence and the fence kinda DDTed you so to speak. i remember nowahhhhhhhhh them memories there, i miss them days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soca Junkie Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 I can' return to this thread. It's making me miss skool days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vtec Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Making your teacher cry... Esp them subs teachers.Example, whole class just started making humming noisessubs teacher: "can you all stop please"Class "hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm...., Hhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm"Subs teacher: "STOP IT NOW!"Class "HHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMM HHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"Subs teacher (now trembling) "SSSSTOOOOPPPP IT!!"Class "HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"Subs teacher Runs of in tears...Class """""HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMM and turns into a hell riot of laughter and hi 5's BRRAAPPP BBRRAPPP!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tibbius Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 if you never got a shout out on flex fm LOLyou never spat on radio over the phone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero001 Posted September 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 lmao wen it got seriouslaughter stops'aye blud let go of my hand star''cum off my neck 1st fam''nah blud let go of my hand''i cant f*ck*ng breath wesley'random chick, more time me'guys guys...'LOLSpot on!LOL BENNIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero001 Posted September 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 You havent lived if "hol tite man like..." then you and all your bredrins got listed wasnt you. Espesh So Solid Sundays. Live call in sessh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurious Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 lmao hmmmin u nosubs were so sensitivewas all about getting the boffins to hack the school pc's and send out false emails about certain deputy heads and certain school office ladies having a wild affair, love child and allsortsaye i duno if it was just my school but we always seemed to have a trampy teacher that every1 said lived in stockrooms and washed in the drinking fountainschildrens imaginations boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Making your teacher cry... Esp them subs teachers.Example, whole class just started making humming noisessubs teacher: "can you all stop please"Class "hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm...., Hhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm"Subs teacher: "STOP IT NOW!"Class "HHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMM HHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"Subs teacher (now trembling) "SSSSTOOOOPPPP IT!!"Class "HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"Subs teacher Runs of in tears...Class """""HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMM and turns into a hell riot of laughter and hi 5's BRRAAPPP BBRRAPPP!!LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLWe had two teachers cry Ms.O'Mahoney aka Ms.Omarni and Ms.arrgh sh*t cant remember her name french teacher tho. But it was far from funny when the ass. head came in to shout at the whole class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZiW Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Your tag being in the local paper, with a reward for information. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 lmao hmmmin u nosubs were so sensitivewas all about getting the boffins to hack the school pc's and send out false emails about certain deputy heads and certain school office ladies having a wild affair, love child and allsortsaye i duno if it was just my school but we always seemed to have a trampy teacher that every1 said lived in stockrooms and washed in the drinking fountainschildrens imaginations boy Mr.Ashford who taught wood tech. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Woken up Logged on to rwd/vipHad maximum 3-5 min breaks for food smoke or pissLogged offSleptAnd awaken the next day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hernandez Balcazar Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 I can' return to this thread. It's making me miss skool days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 The sh*t we used to put in these unsuspecting teachers' coffees and teasIf you didn't get suspended in school..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurious Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 loool paper is a bit deep but 'lady illusion woz ere bunnin a big 1 with lady chiney eye and likkle mz sparxx '02'all over 253/C2i member i used 2 teif ppl's ink cartriges 4 my parker pens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drifterman Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 shotting weed in school times >>>thought u were king of the worlda real t montana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 shotting weed in school times >>>thought u were king of the worlda real t montana Seeing boys bussing shots in the quiet corners of school. Or the boys walking around wit their weed in them silly lil persil bags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drifterman Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 bludi got grade in the persil bag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZiW Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 shotting weed in school times >>>thought u were king of the worlda real t montanaDun know. man was picking up like an O aswell. Brought some air forces from Global Sport, and thought I was big stufftracksuit underneath the school trouser, persil bag tied to it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tibbius Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 LOL shottin in school >>>>>>>>Mr Curran blyed me so many times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurious Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 puttin a pound in 4 draw break time2 draw taxi back of drama huts or toiletsgoing in2 history blazed with bare starburst mix teacher askin u read quote from textbookwords just flying around on the pageevery1 bennin (cuz half of em put in 4 the draw with u)teacher taking u out of class 2 say 'I KNOW THAT U KNOW THAT I KNOW WHAT U KNOW U HAVE BEEN DOIN.DO U KNOW WHAT IM SAYING?'standing there baffed cuz that sounded like hebrew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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