Ari Gold Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 I swallowed a pound coin once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Flava Dave Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 I remember i got paper stuck in my tooth...couldnt get it out and it ended up dissapearing somewhere into my mouth.LMFAOi actually screamedwtf?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baroness. Posted September 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 how hard did u have to spit the bone out for it to rebound off ur hand and into ur eye?The question is not how HARD i spat but how CLOSE my hand was to my face/eye.shud teach u 2 not spit ur food out doeas a lady u shud get a napkin n pick it out then place it on the sideNo it wasn't stuck in my tooth though, it was like a reaction, u have a bone in your mouth, you cup your hand n get rid of it. I'm at home, obviously when i'm out being whined and dined I come correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bane Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 Bocat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodie Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 I remember i got paper stuck in my tooth...couldnt get it out and it ended up dissapearing somewhere into my mouth.LMFAOi actually screamedwtf??Don't ask. I was a child back then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bane Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 I remember when my sister rubbed her eye but forgot she just had chilli sauce on her hands.Started bawwwling and everything. looli done dat wiv scotch bonnet pepper.Had goves on to protect myselfDen rubbed my eyes with the glooves on...wot was d point of da gloves den???coz granny said... :unsure:plus.. i was like 11.you do stupid things when your young.dont you?nah fam not meYeah because getting a boner when your little niece on your lap is normal alie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodie Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 I remember when my sister rubbed her eye but forgot she just had chilli sauce on her hands.Started bawwwling and everything. looli done dat wiv scotch bonnet pepper.Had goves on to protect myselfDen rubbed my eyes with the glooves on...wot was d point of da gloves den???coz granny said... plus.. i was like 11.you do stupid things when your young.dont you?nah fam not meYeah because getting a boner when your little niece on your lap is normal alie? Them dirty uncles there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanessa Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 I remember when my sister rubbed her eye but forgot she just had chilli sauce on her hands.Started bawwwling and everything. looli done dat wiv scotch bonnet pepper.Had goves on to protect myselfDen rubbed my eyes with the glooves on...wot was d point of da gloves den???coz granny said... :unsure:plus.. i was like 11.you do stupid things when your young.dont you?nah fam not meYeah because getting a boner when your little niece on your lap is normal alie? im disgusted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK VICTIM Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 venom saw carpe in a gay mag, tried to slew him for it, carpe came saying he was making p and why is venom looking at gay magshenceforth they are both batty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 actually burst out larfin from the first line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn_Carter Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 was helpin my mum cook, choppin chillies, rubbed my eyehad to run my eye under a tap for like a half hourwas all screaming and sh*t and my mums just silently carries on peeling potatoes or whatever she was doing completely ignores me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbmc Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 how hard did u have to spit the bone out for it to rebound off ur hand and into ur eye?The question is not how HARD i spat but how CLOSE my hand was to my face/eye.shud teach u 2 not spit ur food out doeas a lady u shud get a napkin n pick it out then place it on the sideNo it wasn't stuck in my tooth though, it was like a reaction, u have a bone in your mouth, you cup your hand n get rid of it. I'm at home, obviously when i'm out being whined and dined I come correct.was that deliberate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baroness. Posted September 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 how hard did u have to spit the bone out for it to rebound off ur hand and into ur eye?The question is not how HARD i spat but how CLOSE my hand was to my face/eye.shud teach u 2 not spit ur food out doeas a lady u shud get a napkin n pick it out then place it on the sideNo it wasn't stuck in my tooth though, it was like a reaction, u have a bone in your mouth, you cup your hand n get rid of it. I'm at home, obviously when i'm out being whined and dined I come correct.was that deliberate?no.When did you become like this btw? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
local Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 how hard did u have to spit the bone out for it to rebound off ur hand and into ur eye?The question is not how HARD i spat but how CLOSE my hand was to my face/eye.shud teach u 2 not spit ur food out doeas a lady u shud get a napkin n pick it out then place it on the sideNo it wasn't stuck in my tooth though, it was like a reaction, u have a bone in your mouth, you cup your hand n get rid of it. I'm at home, obviously when i'm out being whined and dined I come correct.was that deliberate?no.When did you become like this btw?few weeks now tbh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbmc Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 how hard did u have to spit the bone out for it to rebound off ur hand and into ur eye?The question is not how HARD i spat but how CLOSE my hand was to my face/eye.shud teach u 2 not spit ur food out doeas a lady u shud get a napkin n pick it out then place it on the sideNo it wasn't stuck in my tooth though, it was like a reaction, u have a bone in your mouth, you cup your hand n get rid of it. I'm at home, obviously when i'm out being whined and dined I come correct.was that deliberate?no.When did you become like this btw?become like what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baroness. Posted September 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 how hard did u have to spit the bone out for it to rebound off ur hand and into ur eye?The question is not how HARD i spat but how CLOSE my hand was to my face/eye.shud teach u 2 not spit ur food out doeas a lady u shud get a napkin n pick it out then place it on the sideNo it wasn't stuck in my tooth though, it was like a reaction, u have a bone in your mouth, you cup your hand n get rid of it. I'm at home, obviously when i'm out being whined and dined I come correct.was that deliberate?no.When did you become like this btw?few weeks now tbhI'm not the only one that's noticed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbmc Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 OI! BECOME LIKE WHAT?!?!?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
local Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 ttkk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbmc Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 don't be a gaylord, tell me!EDIT: R u just winding me up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn_Carter Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 became a muggy little c*nt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbmc Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 oh, i didn't realise i had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baroness. Posted September 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 Yeh you have. Used to like you too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 became a muggy little c*nt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurious Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 lool fishbone eyes thats deep1 time salmon was so good the bone went right thru my tongue (pulled it an carried on munchin lol)worse things in my eye wud be cow poo and a paper cut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trilliam Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 don't be a gaylord, tell me!that was ironic; and gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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