THUNDER CLAP Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Last night I PISSED the bed. f*ck*ng PISSED the bed. I think the last time I pissed the bed was when I was about 17. (adolescent bedwetter, I think it's because I am clinically insane) anyhow, it was the first time in SEVEN years I wet the bed. I woke up half way through the piss and had to go downstairs to the toilet to finish it off. I think I'm a bit over worked TBH.Anyway. Has anyone else ever wet the bed at a late age?What would you do if your partner pissed the bed whilst you were in it? Would you have a cow or enjoy it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superstition Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 If my partner did that I would start rolling around in it and singing Fields of Gold tbh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Man Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 nah but i got drunk went sleep woke up and took a piss in the bin in my kitchen insted of the bin in the bathroom i hated myself the next day real talk yh if my partner pissed the bed i definitly wudnt enjoy it but my reaction wud depend on my mood etc if it was a regular occurence ie more than once id refer her to a psychiatrist real talk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGGB Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Point and laugh tbh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X-T Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Stick his face near it and tell him off like a puppy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FackOffInnit Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 this is a sign that it's time to start working those kegal muscles!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THUNDER CLAP Posted November 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 I just don't understand. I do my pelvic floors everyday, I've even got this special thing that you insert inside yourself and clench your muscles. Could it be stress? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Man Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 maybe ashmaster flash is doing the hand in warm water trick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trilliam Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 pissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X-T Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 I just don't understand. I do my pelvic floors everyday, I've even got this special thing that you insert inside yourself and clench your muscles. Could it be stress?Possibilty, adult bedwetting can be caused by trauma and stress. Aren't you in to holistic medicine, heal yourself woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THUNDER CLAP Posted November 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 I am but I think I've picked up bad vibrations man. I'm very sensitive like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_one Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 liar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THUNDER CLAP Posted November 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 What? I 100% pissed the bed. I even told Messygyal I pissed the bed on the phone. She's coming round tomorrow, I'll let her sniff the sheets and she can confirm if you'd like.I DID WET THE BED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Logster Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 If my partner did that I would start rolling around in it and singing Fields of Gold tbhI creased.Fully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_one Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 im sorry. But nah i refuse 2 believe dat sum experienced 20+ bosh wet the bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axiom Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 tit for tat tbhwould take out arbok and piss all over her ugly mug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THUNDER CLAP Posted November 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Trust. I would not lie about pissing my sheets. I was suprised myself, as I said, I aint done that sh*t since I was 17. As I had a bedwetting problem in my teens. Never even had a sleepover because of it. Pissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ari Gold Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Ceazy did you have a troubled child hood?I can't understand why your so mad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THUNDER CLAP Posted November 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 No, I had a great childhood. Loved every moment, my best memories are from childhood.I don't know why I suffer from insanity, just came on, which is a shame because I've never drank alcohol ever, didn't smoke until I was 19 and had my first spliff at TWENTY. YES TWENTY! I guess it's just like any other illness which just comes on. In all honesty though I partly blame it being almost soley raised by my single dad since aged 12. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trim Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 cant be serious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofa Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 The only way i am ever wetting my bed is when i go into labour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 The only way i am ever wetting my bed is when i go into labour. You gotta look out for stuff comin out the other end too whilst in labour!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speakerbox Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 I just don't understand. I do my pelvic floors everyday, I've even got this special thing that you insert inside yourself and clench your muscles. Could it be stress?Possibilty, adult bedwetting can be caused by trauma and stress. could be stress related tbh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLEAZE BALL Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Eugh @ women shitting themselves during labour What? I 100% pissed the bed. I even told Messygyal I pissed the bed on the phone. She's coming round tomorrow, I'll let her sniff the sheets and she can confirm if you'd like.The way im laughing right nowYou lot are SICK!!!!No morals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eugh @ women shitting themselves during labour
The way im laughing right nowYou lot are SICK!!!!No moralsLink to comment
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