The "I Knew I Must Have Been High as Hell When..." Thread..

[djbmc]

When you order food on delivery... then you smoke a zoot. it always takes HOURS to come.And somebody is trying to talk to you, they are explaining something to you for at least 5 minutes. Proper getting in depth, and at the end of the story. You're reply is "huh? what did you just say" You dont want to act TOO TOO lean up. So when they only repeat the last sentence you act as if that was the only part you missed... then reply "OH oh, seen seen" then go back to being eyes-glazed.When your blazing partner says "time to roll the next zoot?" and you are tearing your brain for excuses, cos you know a next piff will make you keel over.And you know you're a pro inna dis when you're weary of a 'roller' whose zoots you haven't sampled before and assess every zoot that is passed to you but not rolled by you. Some running commentary ting."You good at rolling yeah?""Yeah"*beady eyes on the materials as they're rolling it up*"That's a bit too much cigarette, grind up some more weed""Nah Bert, it's bless""aight"*Silence*"Want me to buil you a roach?""Nah I made one, safe though"*picks up roach and inspects**the person starts to roll*"Blood carefull! You're dropping nuff""Dont watch that Bert its not a lot I'll put it in the top when I poke it""Aight, let me spark it though...""ok cool""Yeah this rolls nice, coulda poked it a bit more though... check the space between the weed and the roach. It's fat though still"*Holds zoot up to the light, and squints*"Shut up Bert, I beg you just spark it and pass it over"*sparks*"Hmmm yeah it tokes kinda nice, a bit harsh on the throat. It's got a nice taste to it init? Who did you pick this up from? Let me smell the bag.""BERT man, pass the f*ck*ng spliff"

that is breakin one of the principal unwritten rules of blazing etiquetteseriously

yer roller always sparks but the rest i will c/s me an rez always have these type of convo's now its about whos the best street roller

can u roll a joint, including breaking up the weed, with one hand, whilst walking? if not fall back son.

[Guest28]

When you order food on delivery... then you smoke a zoot. it always takes HOURS to come.And somebody is trying to talk to you, they are explaining something to you for at least 5 minutes. Proper getting in depth, and at the end of the story. You're reply is "huh? what did you just say" You dont want to act TOO TOO lean up. So when they only repeat the last sentence you act as if that was the only part you missed... then reply "OH oh, seen seen" then go back to being eyes-glazed.When your blazing partner says "time to roll the next zoot?" and you are tearing your brain for excuses, cos you know a next piff will make you keel over.And you know you're a pro inna dis when you're weary of a 'roller' whose zoots you haven't sampled before and assess every zoot that is passed to you but not rolled by you. Some running commentary ting."You good at rolling yeah?""Yeah"*beady eyes on the materials as they're rolling it up*"That's a bit too much cigarette, grind up some more weed""Nah Bert, it's bless""aight"*Silence*"Want me to buil you a roach?""Nah I made one, safe though"*picks up roach and inspects**the person starts to roll*"Blood carefull! You're dropping nuff""Dont watch that Bert its not a lot I'll put it in the top when I poke it""Aight, let me spark it though...""ok cool""Yeah this rolls nice, coulda poked it a bit more though... check the space between the weed and the roach. It's fat though still"*Holds zoot up to the light, and squints*"Shut up Bert, I beg you just spark it and pass it over"*sparks*"Hmmm yeah it tokes kinda nice, a bit harsh on the throat. It's got a nice taste to it init? Who did you pick this up from? Let me smell the bag.""BERT man, pass the f*ck*ng spliff"

that is breakin one of the principal unwritten rules of blazing etiquetteseriously

yer roller always sparks but the rest i will c/s me an rez always have these type of convo's now its about whos the best street roller

can u roll a joint, including breaking up the weed, with one hand, whilst walking? if not fall back son.

yes, but the arguments are a lot

[Lieutenant]

tbh none of the stories in here sound like something i want to experience

[Grafter]

tbh none of the stories in here sound like something i want to experience

i personally wouldnt recommend smoking weed

[RYDER.]

tbh none of the stories in here sound like something i want to experience

i personally wouldnt recommend smoking weed

:!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: on the other hand its jokes,only when ur wid ppl.

[Percy]

my friend was high:Him: my mouth is REALLY dryMe: here, try these Jacobs crackersHim: they arent helpingMe: you havent had enough of them, eat them fastersame night my other mate goes out to get more rizla then bursts in the door holding a cat he found and we have to run around the house to get the cat out

LMFAOThe image is alot!

lol, one time i went to pick up, i get to the guy's flat and there's a seagull sitting in his front room with him. I was like WTF?!?!? He said "yeah, i found this seagull all lonely outside so i lured it in with cheese, it lives here now."

LMFAO WTF!

[Avon Barksdale]

tbh none of the stories in here sound like something i want to experience

i personally wouldnt recommend smoking weed

:!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:

lolting

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[Guest Flat Ericó]

my friend was high:Him: my mouth is REALLY dryMe: here, try these Jacobs crackersHim: they arent helpingMe: you havent had enough of them, eat them fastersame night my other mate goes out to get more rizla then bursts in the door holding a cat he found and we have to run around the house to get the cat out

LMFAOThe image is alot!

lol, one time i went to pick up, i get to the guy's flat and there's a seagull sitting in his front room with him. I was like WTF?!?!? He said "yeah, i found this seagull all lonely outside so i lured it in with cheese, it lives here now."

LMFAO WTF!

lmfaoffmsoasfms

[ReZiW]

When you order food on delivery... then you smoke a zoot. it always takes HOURS to come.And somebody is trying to talk to you, they are explaining something to you for at least 5 minutes. Proper getting in depth, and at the end of the story. You're reply is "huh? what did you just say" You dont want to act TOO TOO lean up. So when they only repeat the last sentence you act as if that was the only part you missed... then reply "OH oh, seen seen" then go back to being eyes-glazed.When your blazing partner says "time to roll the next zoot?" and you are tearing your brain for excuses, cos you know a next piff will make you keel over.And you know you're a pro inna dis when you're weary of a 'roller' whose zoots you haven't sampled before and assess every zoot that is passed to you but not rolled by you. Some running commentary ting."You good at rolling yeah?""Yeah"*beady eyes on the materials as they're rolling it up*"That's a bit too much cigarette, grind up some more weed""Nah Bert, it's bless""aight"*Silence*"Want me to buil you a roach?""Nah I made one, safe though"*picks up roach and inspects**the person starts to roll*"Blood carefull! You're dropping nuff""Dont watch that Bert its not a lot I'll put it in the top when I poke it""Aight, let me spark it though...""ok cool""Yeah this rolls nice, coulda poked it a bit more though... check the space between the weed and the roach. It's fat though still"*Holds zoot up to the light, and squints*"Shut up Bert, I beg you just spark it and pass it over"*sparks*"Hmmm yeah it tokes kinda nice, a bit harsh on the throat. It's got a nice taste to it init? Who did you pick this up from? Let me smell the bag.""BERT man, pass the f*ck*ng spliff"

that is breakin one of the principal unwritten rules of blazing etiquetteseriously

yer roller always sparks but the rest i will c/s me an rez always have these type of convo's now its about whos the best street roller

can u roll a joint, including breaking up the weed, with one hand, whilst walking? if not fall back son.

yes, but the arguments are a lot

back in the old days was all about the bragging rights. reams lost out after i started rolling backwards rolls like it was nuffinahhh, just woke up. I'm f*ck*ng pissed

[kurious]

i wouldnt reccommend smoking weedi can just see why anyone who doesdoesthats why i say know what ur smoking at least 80% of the time(20% = blessage from a family/bonafide spliff)it just unveils a layer of technicalities in the brain, but its artificial as its temporarythats why the come down suckstheres so many otherways to stimulate that conciousness when ur not high thotai chi ftw, where do u think Giggz got 'UMM' from