Last Minute Gang

[StreetDreams]

Got a phonecall bout an hour agoEurotunnel to Paris, then to Belgium and then to DamLeaving in bout 10-15minsIf all goes to plan I will report back with picturesIf notsomeone make a RIP ME topic and let family know.

[Guest Tibbius]

eh?

[Guest Esquilax]

....you have to check in like half an hour beforehand

[VonBoyage]

lol sick, how come

[Guest Braundy]

If notsomeone make a RIP ME topic and let family know.

[Guest LucaPiano]

[Guest LucaPiano]

Tannane Tannane Tannane Tannane Taboooey, Wit a little bitta luck we can make it tru the night

[VonBoyage]

tune.

[Huey P Newton]

Hostel III

[NO SUNSHINE]

Sounds sick.

[Dubby]

Sounds sick, these are the sort of thing my people need to be hooking me up with.

[Risky]

seen big big..

[A Bit Better]

Have a good time.My mandem are on a different kind of last minute ting. For example, I got a last minute text from my bredrin just as I was leaving Brum. He missed his flight to Barcelona so he wanted me to stay in Brum another night to go raving.Smh.

[zlastboss]

done that a few weeks backbut i had 3 days notice i thinkwent holland then germanywas crazynice to gt away and not tell any 1then come bak and they like where the hell u been

[Thun]

Dont be taken for a mull

[Sergei Malatov]

have fun

[Wavant]

Lastminute.com's are always the best.

[Black Ant]

cool

[Dipset]

have fun

[shaian]

i need a trip like thishave fun tho

[Axiom]

i need a trip like thishave fun tho

[Jefferson]

will be sick cos its spontaneoushave fun

[Skola]

nice onelast min can be stressful but when u get there it will be worth it

[The Somalian]

booga booga boo!!!!vip man dem know the cueim more sicker than users with the flucolder than rolf harris on a didgeridoo stinking flow just like jamals pooi have any vip2 bitch licking her lips sucking my gooi aint stabilo so you will never see me with a rebore shoei aint a snitch so u wont see me with a boy in bluesome users are soft like simon that boy from blueinternet gangsters i think theve been sniffing gluevip2 users mind who ur typing that sh*t to

[StreetDreams]

Got back this morning about 6am, I don't even know where to start....Basically left about 1am, got stopped on the way to Folkestone and ended up missing the scheduled train but it doesn't matter as long as you got a ticket you can just about board any train (we had to wait around 2 hours)Ended up in France- No TomTom - 2 cars up of a few friends and some people I had never met before... went through France to Brussels, Belgium and some other f*cked up places on the way with many stops at a number of service stations and random shops, even stopped at an Audi showroom I think in Belgium and saw the Q5 looking nice...Conked out.Ended up in Dam about 9am Tuesday, my first time ever and it didn't seem to be that spectacular, walked around the town and saw 4-5 red light hoe windows (2 OF WHICH WERE PENG)Went to a Coffee shop and ate a space cake and headed to get a proper munch and ended up in a Skunk Shop with a few of the man them asking for Mushrooms, now they are BANNED there but he had TRUFFLE mushrooms which he said were just about the same without the visual side effects and legal so we brought a few packets (20 euros each)Popped my whole packet (stupidly) and the group split and few of us went to the hotel, ended up doing the most craziest sh*t ever, laughing at everything, rinsed out the mini bar.. I WAS f*ckED.Decide the buck up with the rest of the man them and go to a coffee shop (Barneys)Now on the label of the Mushroom packet, it says to not mix with Alcohol or Drugs, I had already mixed it with Vodka but when I took my first toke on that Utopia Haze I was on a WHOLE f*ck*ng NEW LEVELMixing it with Cherry Berry, Apollo 13 and f*ck knows what others started what I belive was my first ever 'trip'It was the craziest 3-4 hours of my life, everything was slow motion, I could hear everything, I for that moment in time felt like a f*ck*ng crackhead.. but there was about 4 of us 8 man on this f*ck*ng crazy physcopathic trip.. it wasn't a high no more...We left the Coffee shop, tripping the f*ck out, walking round near enough the whole city searching for the red light disctrict, ended up going into a million shops and just f*ck*ng about laughing at the lights, the people, the water, anything that moved...It was during this 'trip' that I realised that Dam is not a real city, it's an amusement, everything is worked towards your buzz from the crazy leaning building (will up a picture later) to seeing 1-2 red light rooms and then right next door a husband and wife having a romantic dinner in view of everyone to see then to not being able to find a proper munch shop that you can go into while your f*cked out your head and instead settling for a small shop that sells snickers, m&ms and the traditional buzz food then to the f*ck*ng crazy pedal bikes that you have to dodge in slow motion and the trams that never seem to hit you even though your crossing the road with your eyes closed... the whole country is mad.Then to top it off, nobody knowing where the f*ck we parked and doing the craziest missions to get to the cars to find that they have both been clamped with a total removal fee of 300 euros... how they gonna make me soo f*ck*ng buzzing then clamp the car?IT WAS TIME TO GET THE f*ck OUT OF THIS CRAZY COUNTRYIt started with a space cake and ended with a clamp I will up some pictures where the others send them to me, for those who have not been dam, ring your friends and do it while you can.