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im chattin sh*t ignore me man, sometimes when u speak to people their grass looks so much greener that your's it probo aint
amen./what is the point in having an online resources site that you can't access from home? dipshits.
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rolling out everyone was making a big deal about my unlucky jumper....i disagree/Me and my boy wheeled in these 2 sisters one was married.... went back to the other ones yard some fat off house in her

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Lol pos, I do need to stock up on suits for church bro and ladies do tend to like my face which is hard when youre in a relationshipNothing to vent about though bro so ill leave this space for you to

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ok maybe not sexiest algerian girl in the world, but i know a lot of algerian bitches in london and shes the baddest, pics dont even do justice.

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So the neighbour I didnt like moved out while I was away.And I'm merrily slobbing out in my flat, and I get a knock at the door.Answer it, some stunning mixed oriental chick is standing there and asks to borrow some tools to put her ikea furniture together.Shed just moved in next door to me.Why, God why, was I lazy last night, and left my boxers, all my unironed clothes on the couch, and rubbish and sh*t everywhere.In full view of this chick holding the door while I went to get some tools.Couldnt have answered it mid exercise, or at least had some doms lying on the floor or some sh*t. No, just a f*ck*ng iron, some empty envelopes, and a heap of unironed underwear. And me standing there in shorts and socks. SHORTS AND SOCKS.f*ck!!Couldn't even think of anything witty. She just saved both of us some embarassment by saying "Oh sorry I've interrupted your housework." We both knew it was a lie.

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So the neighbour I didnt like moved out while I was away.And I'm merrily slobbing out in my flat, and I get a knock at the door.Answer it, some stunning mixed oriental chick is standing there and asks to borrow some tools to put her ikea furniture together.Shed just moved in next door to me.Why, God why, was I lazy last night, and left my boxers, all my unironed clothes on the couch, and rubbish and sh*t everywhere.In full view of this chick holding the door while I went to get some tools.Couldnt have answered it mid exercise, or at least had some doms lying on the floor or some sh*t. No, just a f*ck*ng iron, some empty envelopes, and a heap of unironed underwear. And me standing there in shorts and socks. SHORTS AND SOCKS.f*ck!!Couldn't even think of anything witty. She just saved both of us some embarassment by saying "Oh sorry I've interrupted your housework." We both knew it was a lie.
I fail to see how this would've impressed her. lulz all the same.
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So the neighbour I didnt like moved out while I was away.And I'm merrily slobbing out in my flat, and I get a knock at the door.Answer it, some stunning mixed oriental chick is standing there and asks to borrow some tools to put her ikea furniture together.Shed just moved in next door to me.Why, God why, was I lazy last night, and left my boxers, all my unironed clothes on the couch, and rubbish and sh*t everywhere.In full view of this chick holding the door while I went to get some tools.Couldnt have answered it mid exercise, or at least had some doms lying on the floor or some sh*t. No, just a f*ck*ng iron, some empty envelopes, and a heap of unironed underwear. And me standing there in shorts and socks. SHORTS AND SOCKS.f*ck!!Couldn't even think of anything witty. She just saved both of us some embarassment by saying "Oh sorry I've interrupted your housework." We both knew it was a lie.
I fail to see how this would've impressed her. lulz all the same.
Not about impressing her.I answered the door wearing shorts with SOCKS, and a t shirt that said "Smarter than your average bear" with a picture of yogi bear on it.If anything screams dungeons and dragons cartoon loving virgin, its that. Doms would have reinforced that I am actually sexually active.
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So the neighbour I didnt like moved out while I was away.And I'm merrily slobbing out in my flat, and I get a knock at the door.Answer it, some stunning mixed oriental chick is standing there and asks to borrow some tools to put her ikea furniture together.Shed just moved in next door to me.Why, God why, was I lazy last night, and left my boxers, all my unironed clothes on the couch, and rubbish and sh*t everywhere.In full view of this chick holding the door while I went to get some tools.Couldnt have answered it mid exercise, or at least had some doms lying on the floor or some sh*t. No, just a f*ck*ng iron, some empty envelopes, and a heap of unironed underwear. And me standing there in shorts and socks. SHORTS AND SOCKS.f*ck!!Couldn't even think of anything witty. She just saved both of us some embarassment by saying "Oh sorry I've interrupted your housework." We both knew it was a lie.
That a joke or you iron your underwear? No need for no homo
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So the neighbour I didnt like moved out while I was away.And I'm merrily slobbing out in my flat, and I get a knock at the door.Answer it, some stunning mixed oriental chick is standing there and asks to borrow some tools to put her ikea furniture together.Shed just moved in next door to me.Why, God why, was I lazy last night, and left my boxers, all my unironed clothes on the couch, and rubbish and sh*t everywhere.In full view of this chick holding the door while I went to get some tools.Couldnt have answered it mid exercise, or at least had some doms lying on the floor or some sh*t. No, just a f*ck*ng iron, some empty envelopes, and a heap of unironed underwear. And me standing there in shorts and socks. SHORTS AND SOCKS.f*ck!!Couldn't even think of anything witty. She just saved both of us some embarassment by saying "Oh sorry I've interrupted your housework." We both knew it was a lie.
That a joke or you iron your underwear? No need for no homo
loldem tuck their t-shirts into their boxers typa guys
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So the neighbour I didnt like moved out while I was away.And I'm merrily slobbing out in my flat, and I get a knock at the door.Answer it, some stunning mixed oriental chick is standing there and asks to borrow some tools to put her ikea furniture together.Shed just moved in next door to me.Why, God why, was I lazy last night, and left my boxers, all my unironed clothes on the couch, and rubbish and sh*t everywhere.In full view of this chick holding the door while I went to get some tools.Couldnt have answered it mid exercise, or at least had some doms lying on the floor or some sh*t. No, just a f*ck*ng iron, some empty envelopes, and a heap of unironed underwear. And me standing there in shorts and socks. SHORTS AND SOCKS.f*ck!!Couldn't even think of anything witty. She just saved both of us some embarassment by saying "Oh sorry I've interrupted your housework." We both knew it was a lie.
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ResultLong story short.She's on it.Going for a drink tomorrow.Owwww(no dstructo)
High f*ck*ng five! THAT is how you take control of a situation!Be aware that she's living next door though. You don't wanna bring another chick home in a couple of months and have her knocking on the door telling you she knows you're in there and she's gonna cut the bitch you're with.
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what?u iron underwear?swear theres no point
he does it to dry them out, i have also done this, however i have never had a posh wank, unlike brisco who is pretending to not know what one is
lolwtf is it doe? is it where u use a sock or sutin?
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my boy tried to sneakdiss and throw salt in my game.....i still came out on top....also next time he draws a girl in the club im gonna take his girrlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

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