General Mac Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 Lol that's deep. Penis pump ahahahahahahah. That of hire 10 women to repeatedly rape him in 24hours....make up for all that time lost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vtec Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 just hold a likkle house party, invite a decent selection of chicks, and the intimate setting will be easy for him to meet n chat to a girl in a more relaxed vibe, and take it to the next level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roscoe Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 nothing wrong with helpin a nigga out brahpussy is p*ssy dont matter how u get it (excluding rape) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Man Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 no man jus leave himlook at how heather reacted in eastendersif anything it will crush his confidence into small tiny pieces, when he finds outlol at using eastenders as a model for life,oh wait its a female/buy yr boy a whore ffs,on a chip douglas stylehe will only resent it if he is some any matthew broderick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roscoe Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 find out where he lives and chip in on an escort to go to his yard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hernandez Balcazar Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 lmao the f*ck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Turnover Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 http://www.profilepic.comhttp://www.face-pic.comhttp://www.facebook.com (Zoosk)He has NO excuses. Now please stop gassing up the forums.Goliath - Are you on the Zoosk ting?I'm hearing it's productive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Moody Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 NSFWmate hate 2 say it but i think ur friend is a venom on the down low, if he liked women he would have found a way by nowbut in the payin ting i kinda gotta go that route sooncut a long story short my best mate whos like my brother is finishing a 5yr bird in 8 weeksbut b4 he is full time released he will get a day release so time is of the essence we dont have long enough to go out draw a few slores etc etcso i'm gonna back him the pengist escort i can finddont wanna spend too much (true it wont last long) about £300 either gonna be leah jaye (true i already met her)or one next brazilian ting coz he will only be out a few hours and wants 2 see everybody..so im summary unless under certain circumstances, imo paying for sex is lazy and kinda neeky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FANTA Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 Imagine losing your 'v' to a prostitute ? But imagine your friends being behind the whole thing ? f*ckery !!!Better off taking him out every weekend on the baitest strip. As long as he's well groomed he'll bag something, without doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.Dot Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Imagine losing your 'v' to a prostitute ? But imagine your friends being behind the whole thing ? f*ckery !!!Better off taking him out every weekend on the baitest strip. As long as he's well groomed he'll bag something, without doubt.That reminds me, 1 of my boys went 'dam with his football team and they bought him a prostitute lol. He lost his v that night. Musta been... about 15 at the time lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.Dot Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Imagine losing your 'v' to a prostitute ? But imagine your friends being behind the whole thing ? f*ckery !!!Better off taking him out every weekend on the baitest strip. As long as he's well groomed he'll bag something, without doubt.That reminds me, 1 of my boys went 'dam with his football team and they bought him a prostitute lol. He lost his v that night. Musta been... about 15 at the time lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Tell him to google: the pill to meeting hot girlsits a blue tablet...u swallow it and u start to bleed sex appeal, u know...like Tom Jones, bo hunting skills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest M12 Part 2 Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Tell him to google: the pill to meeting hot girlsits a blue tablet...u swallow it and u start to bleed sex appeal, u know...like Tom Jones, bo hunting skillsthis gives me a planwhy not have some kinda drink up at yard with girls there and slip him some viagra. then maybe he will lose that glass ceiling and the urge to get a nut will just take over? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roscoe Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Tell him to google: the pill to meeting hot girlsits a blue tablet...u swallow it and u start to bleed sex appeal, u know...like Tom Jones, bo hunting skillsthis gives me a planwhy not have some kinda drink up at yard with girls there and slip him some viagra. then maybe he will lose that glass ceiling and the urge to get a nut will just take over?c/struss drink ups are the one. might not even need the viagra but have it there just in case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Mac Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Tell him to google: the pill to meeting hot girlsits a blue tablet...u swallow it and u start to bleed sex appeal, u know...like Tom Jones, bo hunting skillsthis gives me a planwhy not have some kinda drink up at yard with girls there and slip him some viagra. then maybe he will lose that glass ceiling and the urge to get a nut will just take over?c/struss drink ups are the one. might not even need the viagra but have it there just in case.Men + Women + House + Alcohol = Somebody is definitely f*ck*ng Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 this thread is jokesget them to listen to this http://www.macklessonsradio.com/should help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roscoe Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Tell him to google: the pill to meeting hot girlsits a blue tablet...u swallow it and u start to bleed sex appeal, u know...like Tom Jones, bo hunting skillsthis gives me a planwhy not have some kinda drink up at yard with girls there and slip him some viagra. then maybe he will lose that glass ceiling and the urge to get a nut will just take over?c/struss drink ups are the one. might not even need the viagra but have it there just in case.Men + Women + House + Alcohol = Somebody is definitely f*ck*ngthen do a drink up for your f*ck*ng boy then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Mac Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Tell him to google: the pill to meeting hot girlsits a blue tablet...u swallow it and u start to bleed sex appeal, u know...like Tom Jones, bo hunting skillsthis gives me a planwhy not have some kinda drink up at yard with girls there and slip him some viagra. then maybe he will lose that glass ceiling and the urge to get a nut will just take over?c/struss drink ups are the one. might not even need the viagra but have it there just in case.Men + Women + House + Alcohol = Somebody is definitely f*ck*ngthen do a drink up for your f*ck*ng boy then.Been done, showed up once and left early before the toxins took effect"work the next day apparently"Which is why I'm asking you dudes what this dudes problem is because we done given up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roscoe Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Tell him to google: the pill to meeting hot girlsits a blue tablet...u swallow it and u start to bleed sex appeal, u know...like Tom Jones, bo hunting skillsthis gives me a planwhy not have some kinda drink up at yard with girls there and slip him some viagra. then maybe he will lose that glass ceiling and the urge to get a nut will just take over?c/struss drink ups are the one. might not even need the viagra but have it there just in case.Men + Women + House + Alcohol = Somebody is definitely f*ck*ngthen do a drink up for your f*ck*ng boy then.Been done, showed up once and left early before the toxins took effect"work the next day apparently"Which is why I'm asking you dudes what this dudes problem is because we done given upWhere there more boys than girls that night?What kinda girls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Mac Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Tell him to google: the pill to meeting hot girlsits a blue tablet...u swallow it and u start to bleed sex appeal, u know...like Tom Jones, bo hunting skillsthis gives me a planwhy not have some kinda drink up at yard with girls there and slip him some viagra. then maybe he will lose that glass ceiling and the urge to get a nut will just take over?c/struss drink ups are the one. might not even need the viagra but have it there just in case.Men + Women + House + Alcohol = Somebody is definitely f*ck*ngthen do a drink up for your f*ck*ng boy then.Been done, showed up once and left early before the toxins took effect"work the next day apparently"Which is why I'm asking you dudes what this dudes problem is because we done given upWhere there more boys than girls that night?What kinda girls?I counted 10 chicks with a possible 4 more on the way, 7 niggaz minus him 6. 2 local known 'f*ck for weed' chicks and 3 chicks from Leyton, i didnt know them. The rest you had to find out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted August 22, 2009 Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 Tell him to google: the pill to meeting hot girlsits a blue tablet...u swallow it and u start to bleed sex appeal, u know...like Tom Jones, bo hunting skillsthis gives me a planwhy not have some kinda drink up at yard with girls there and slip him some viagra. then maybe he will lose that glass ceiling and the urge to get a nut will just take over?c/struss drink ups are the one. might not even need the viagra but have it there just in case.Men + Women + House + Alcohol = Somebody is definitely f*ck*ngthen do a drink up for your f*ck*ng boy then.Been done, showed up once and left early before the toxins took effect"work the next day apparently"Which is why I'm asking you dudes what this dudes problem is because we done given upWhere there more boys than girls that night?What kinda girls?I counted 10 chicks with a possible 4 more on the way, 7 niggaz minus him 6. 2 local known 'f*ck for weed' chicks and 3 chicks from Leyton, i didnt know them. The rest you had to find outStill man has to have the confidence, type of guy that would wait for it to come..and when it don't say ah wellSexual Preditation ftw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
streets. Posted August 22, 2009 Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 I can believe this, had a friend from secondary who was basically the same. But this is 2009, so see below for my answer http://www.profilepic.comhttp://www.face-pic.comhttp://www.facebook.com (Zoosk)He has NO excuses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roscoe Posted August 22, 2009 Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 I can believe this, had a friend from secondary who was basically the same. But this is 2009, so see below for my answer http://www.profilepic.comhttp://www.face-pic.comhttp://www.facebook.com (Zoosk)He has NO excuses. +http://www.plentyoffish.com/+next time do a drink up with less man and more chicks, (try asian chicks or latinas).if all of the above dont work ur boy is a certified homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Triple XXX Posted August 22, 2009 Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 maybe dude's jus gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KayGee Posted August 22, 2009 Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 maybe dude's jus gayThis, just leave him be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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