Trim Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 What was the best goal you man ever scored at school? I remember in Games/P.E, must've done a 'Giggs vs. Arsenal - FA Cup Semi's' run... SAVAGED about 5-6 man & spanked the ball in the back of the net. Looking back, the guys were sh*t, but scoring a goal like that when you're 13 >>> __________________________________ Remember this boy, Rory. We called him the playground legend. He used to twiss up man in school for fun on some Maradona/Ronaldinho ting but when it came to school matches it was air. Then he got a girlfriend and she dumped him in 6th form then he chucked himself of the 3rd story of a car park. RIP still reh. them stories there was gonna say the same read the maradona/ronaldinho part expecting to see a description of some next f*cked goal the kid scored in the next line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted March 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 obviously u seem to have spent more time on the grass than in class. LOL obviously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michel Kane Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 Know what was a f*ckery? When competing at your secondary school's Sports Day & MURKING. Then they send you to represent at the atheltic's tournament for all neighbouring schools & just being humiliated. I'm there, dressed in the P.E kit. White tee, blue shorts & white trainers. Getting ready for the hurdles. Then I see some yout lining up next to me, in the official gear, with the running trainers. WITH the spikes. Like, this can't be life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted March 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 What was the best goal you man ever scored at school? I remember in Games/P.E, must've done a 'Giggs vs. Arsenal - FA Cup Semi's' run... SAVAGED about 5-6 man & spanked the ball in the back of the net. Looking back, the guys were sh*t, but scoring a goal like that when you're 13 >>> __________________________________ Remember this boy, Rory. We called him the playground legend. He used to twiss up man in school for fun on some Maradona/Ronaldinho ting but when it came to school matches it was air. Then he got a girlfriend and she dumped him in 6th form then he chucked himself of the 3rd story of a car park. RIP still reh. them stories there innit, i was grinnin till i read the end / i was house games captain in yr 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Trilliam Posted March 2, 2010 Popular Post Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 I brought the ball down, then nutmegged seven people, all before I left the classroom mind you. Came to a hallway, faked left, then kicked the ball off the wall and clotheslined the defender, now I'm running down the hall and it's all opening up for me because our class got let out early. Backflip down the stairs whilst rapping the Fresh Prince theme tune, back to front. I'm in the canteen now so I slow it down for a bit, did around 50 kick ups whilst going through my packed lunch and eating my Frubes. Blast the ball through a window and run outside to gather it on my neck and flick it up into the air, we won't be seeing that for awhile so forget about it. Now I'm playing a game of torture letter run outs, Gary is saying he's got the letter X but we already got X from David after we emptied his pencil case down the toilets. Fast foward to a game of kiss chase with the gyaldem and a marbles exhibition which ended in bloodshed. So back to the football? Okay, the ball's returning into Earths stratosphere I pull myself away from the leggy substitute teacher and prepare myself mentally. As the ball passes chest height I lash out with a left footed hurricane kick like curler that goes around the entire school before splashing into the top corner. Probably the 4th best goal I've ever scored. Edit: Not talking about the best goals we've scored anymore are we. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michel Kane Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 PMSL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted March 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 Know what was a f*ckery? When competing at your secondary school's Sports Day & MURKING. Then they send you to represent at the atheltic's tournament for all neighbouring schools & just being humiliated. I'm there, dressed in the P.E kit. White tee, blue shorts & white trainers. Getting ready for the hurdles. Then I see some yout lining up next to me, in the official gear, with the running trainers. WITH the spikes. Like, this can't be life. i remember doin some meet at battersea park we all had spikes, these girls from black heath high were runnin in their barefoot an socks tellin us we only won cos we got to practice on a track, only time we got to touch that track was at competitions, we was trainin on grass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 you lot talking bs as usual 6 year old GIRL running 100 meters with a bunch of 8/9 year olds: This is apparently a 4 year old running an 800 meter race (have no idea how old he really is) with a bunch of 8/9 year olds...regardless of whether its 800 meters you can clearly see its way over 100 meters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Ant Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 Know what was a f*ckery? When competing at your secondary school's Sports Day & MURKING. Then they send you to represent at the atheltic's tournament for all neighbouring schools & just being humiliated. I'm there, dressed in the P.E kit. White tee, blue shorts & white trainers. Getting ready for the hurdles. Then I see some yout lining up next to me, in the official gear, with the running trainers. WITH the spikes. Like, this can't be life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 r we in america don? Doesnt matter you can clearly see kids who wouldnt even be in year 6 competing there despite the fact it would apparently kill them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Ant Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 not saying brisc. is right or wrong but america is different just saying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michel Kane Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 Mike G, leave it. These man had it good in suburbia. In the dilapidated hood we live, schools ain't got the space to fit in running tracks for 100M running 8yr olds. Just the ways of the world. We gon' make it though, chin up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted March 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 my cousins in America at 3 and 5, were doin synchronised swimmin dno if they do that here, but America is different when it comes to pushin kids in sports Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 r we in america don? Doesnt matter you can clearly see kids who wouldnt even be in year 6 competing there despite the fact it would apparently kill them... no one said it would kill them we jus said they didnt do 100m in primary schools. said it was alot cos it is. do u think u gettin some youtube vids of kids who are probably being pushed full time by over zealous parents in another country proves ur point that a yute in the uk will be expected to run 100m on an off day. we not talkin bout athletics clubs etc here either we talkin bout school. one random day. allow it mate. We had a 400 meter race...that even a 4 year old could run twice That is all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 I'm on a b-ball link up come summer Centre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goddaz Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 Lol I don't care what you or anyone else believes fam. but either way we talkin about running 100m in primary school so that whole post wasnt really relevant It was/is coz I'm saying it is very possible for primary school kids to be running 100m as each school sets its own rules & guidelines/risk assessment/health & safety on what its pupils do on sports day which will always differ to a next school. / most of my post was fao of LS but coz both of you were telling ppl what they did & didn't do at a certain point in time in THEIR life based on your own beliefs. I mentioned you too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 r we in america don? Doesnt matter you can clearly see kids who wouldnt even be in year 6 competing there despite the fact it would apparently kill them... no one said it would kill them we jus said they didnt do 100m in primary schools. said it was alot cos it is. do u think u gettin some youtube vids of kids who are probably being pushed full time by over zealous parents in another country proves ur point that a yute in the uk will be expected to run 100m on an off day. we not talkin bout athletics clubs etc here either we talkin bout school. one random day. allow it mate. We had a 400 meter race...that even a 4 year old could run twice That is all wots ur point? we talkin bout 100m not 400m. as i said thats how i know u werent into sports cos u cant see theres no correllation What are you going on about? Do you not do maths? 400 meters= more than 100 meters By saying 100 meters is too difficult for primary school children you obviously think 400 meters is too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bardissimo Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 from year 5 we was running 100m wtf are people talking about?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Infamous Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 was a football guy tbh average at everything else was too marga and short for other sh*t was a deep footballer though but them days are gone washed now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badman Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 This arguments silly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrigan Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 tbh it really depends on what borough,town you lived in and what school you went 2 my school def didn't do 100m, we just ran down the field, which seemed massive at the tym, but i saw it recently and it was tiny also my primary school had the worst headmaster so there was no real emphasis placed on sport and mitcham isn't exactly renowned for its fabulous schooling i'm certain better schools in other boroughs/towns did 100m i know croydon borough was on this youth athletics ting tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VENOM Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 WAIT, IS MAN SAYING THAT PRIMARY SCHOOLS DO NOT RUN 100M IN THEM ATHLETICS DAYS CARNIVAL STUFF OR THAT PRIMARY SCHOOLS DO NOT HAVE THEIR KIDS RUNNING 100M DURING ATHLETICS PRACTICE?? I DONT GET WHAT YOUR SAYING??? COS I RAN 400M SO BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY AND I KNOW THERE IS A SCHOOLS LEAGUE FOR ATHLETICS WHICH INCLUDES 100M FOR PRIMARY SCHOOLS WTF IS MAN SAYING????? SPEAK TWI IF U FEEL YOU CAN EXPRESS URSELF BETTER THAT WAY 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 r we in america don? Doesnt matter you can clearly see kids who wouldnt even be in year 6 competing there despite the fact it would apparently kill them... no one said it would kill them we jus said they didnt do 100m in primary schools. said it was alot cos it is. do u think u gettin some youtube vids of kids who are probably being pushed full time by over zealous parents in another country proves ur point that a yute in the uk will be expected to run 100m on an off day. we not talkin bout athletics clubs etc here either we talkin bout school. one random day. allow it mate. We had a 400 meter race...that even a 4 year old could run twice That is all wots ur point? we talkin bout 100m not 400m. as i said thats how i know u werent into sports cos u cant see theres no correllation What are you going on about? Do you not do maths? 400 meters= more than 100 meters By saying 100 meters is too difficult for primary school children you obviously think 400 meters is too. BRUV DO U RUN 100 M AT THE SAME PACE U RUN 400 M WTF IS WRONG WITH U GETTIN THIS BASIC CONCEPT. AS I SAID. U WERENT AN ATHLETE. LOL what does the pace have to do with it? So schools will allow 100 meter races but not 400 meter races? Little girl doing 100 meter race in the UK admit defeat, you were an obese child that could only handle the 60 meter race http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G0qV_PJx6s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goddaz Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 Lol I don't care what you or anyone else believes fam. but either way we talkin about running 100m in primary school so that whole post wasnt really relevant It was/is coz I'm saying it is very possible for primary school kids to be running 100m as each school sets its own rules & guidelines/risk assessment/health & safety on what its pupils do on sports day which will always differ to a next school. / most of my post was fao of LS but coz both of you were telling ppl what they did & didn't do at a certain point in time in THEIR life based on your own beliefs. I mentioned you too. obviously a school can say ye we doin 100m but as u said its gonna be based on government guidlines and what are they likely to say? durr NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Can't you read, like I said before. They isn't a set government rule on this. EACH SCHOOL DECIDES. About dur, you clearly don't know what your talking about fam. / Go do your research, on this issue your being a fool. Can't be bothered carrying on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trim Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 lol people are talking asif a child wont notice the difference between a full 100m in year 7 and this supposed shorter distance in primary school (year 6) just a year before. of course they would wtf. lol @ they told u it was 100m so u think it was but it wasnt like u couldnt tell the difference comparing it to a full 100m track primary schools do 100m, it depends on the school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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