djbmc Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 "al i'm proper hanging, got so f*cked on this guy's company credit card, ended up shagging sum bird who was dressed as a cat, no idea what her name was but i filmed it" guy proceeds to show me vid of girl with feline makeup riding c*ck like there's no tomorrow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bit Better Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 "al i'm proper hanging, got so f*cked on this guy's company credit card, ended up shagging sum bird who was dressed as a cat, no idea what her name was but i filmed it" guy proceeds to show me vid of girl with feline makeup riding c*ck like there's no tomorrow. Would definitely have made me lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 Went to grab some food yesterday and some Asian chick inside starts going nuts when she sees my boy through the window. She's on a date but she's ignoring the dude and staring at my boy with some huge grin on her face and shouting something that we obviously can't here. We get inside and he asks her what's up. She actually thought he was 50 Cent. Gahahahahahahahahahahahaha lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 lmao how can some girls name on facebook be Sara 'bigbattygyal' Edginton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taurus Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 This made me lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fB0JdVzMTIY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 Went to grab some food yesterday and some Asian chick inside starts going nuts when she sees my boy through the window. She's on a date but she's ignoring the dude and staring at my boy with some huge grin on her face and shouting something that we obviously can't here. We get inside and he asks her what's up. She actually thought he was 50 Cent. you could have some fun with that / random idea, dress in all black, formal, stand outside a pub, and knock people back 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Planet Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 was out with my bredrin whos a banker and he was tellin me suttin bout some nigerian bank defrauding the bank of dubai and then claiming that the head of the bank of dubai put a spell on him and thats why he done it. was creasin - maybe i was drunk. Why do u roll with all these spiritual deviants? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gemma Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 Ok. I'm in a committed relationship and a few months ago I saw something that bothered me. I won't go into too much detail but I need an honest answer to this question: Do guys masturbate with condoms on? (I hope this question is allowed). Condoms were missing and I saw something else but I'll leave it at that. There are only 2 options for what I saw- he either J'd off or cheated Guys please I need your honest response here. Do some guys J with condoms? And this is not a stupid f*cking prick thread. This is real. Thanks a post on another message board lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Planet Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 Ok. I'm in a committed relationship and a few months ago I saw something that bothered me. I won't go into too much detail but I need an honest answer to this question: Do guys masturbate with condoms on? (I hope this question is allowed). Condoms were missing and I saw something else but I'll leave it at that. There are only 2 options for what I saw- he either J'd off or cheated Guys please I need your honest response here. Do some guys J with condoms? And this is not a stupid f*cking prick thread. This is real. Thanks a post on another message board lol Lol stupid stupid guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NO SUNSHINE Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 its a gyal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbmc Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 walked into the toilets to hear one lad shouting from a cubicle; "oi dad come and wipe my arse!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 wtf bmc was this a disabled toilet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bit Better Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 its a gyal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbmc Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 nah, pub toilets at work, sum kid had taken a sh*t and had decided he couldn't wipe his own butt, so he was callin his dad, he was only about 5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NO SUNSHINE Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 its a gyal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Planet Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 / to clear up the confusion elom was referring to the guy in the story woodpecker was sayin the post was made by a female. thanks mike I dunno what id do without you to clear these things up for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 My motto is "Never say never." Which makes it difficult to tell people my motto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trilliam Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 say nought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon Gekko Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 Sat in a lecture this morning and some cockney girl was sat next to me and our lecturer is telling us about something she heard on radio one about how black and asians are stop and searched 25% more than whites (i think that was the figure) then this girl says "well they shouldnt walk around with knives on them then should they" i had to laugh at the stupidness and just shake my head THEN as our lecturerer goes on to talk about Human Intervention she asks whether anyone has seen anything similair to the methods in the news lately (answer is Nigeria) and some lad shouts out 'Is it Uganda?' the leacturerer says 'no but its on the same continent' then this girl says "oh, no surprise there then with them lot" Nearly introduced her to the back of me hand with the sh*t she was chatting...had to laugh at her ignorance though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 Sat in a lecture this morning and some cockney girl was sat next to me and our lecturer is telling us about something she heard on radio one about how black and asians are stop and searched 25% more than whites (i think that was the figure) then this girl says "well they shouldnt walk around with knives on them then should they" i had to laugh at the stupidness and just shake my head THEN as our lecturerer goes on to talk about Human Intervention she asks whether anyone has seen anything similair to the methods in the news lately (answer is Nigeria) and some lad shouts out 'Is it Uganda?' the leacturerer says 'no but its on the same continent' then this girl says "oh, no surprise there then with them lot" Nearly introduced her to the back of me hand with the sh*t she was chatting...had to laugh at her ignorance though. wow dont think i could let that type of thing pass how can she be so irnorant. and shes at uni, could end up being someones boss one day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bit Better Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 Are there any black people in your class? Coz frankly if I was in that class it could not have possibly ended without me asking that girl what the f*ck she was on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skenghis Khan Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 oi skola, didnt hear this today but it made me lol anyway. this guy i know went to sum offkey pub in glasgow. the place was basic plywood bar with one pump installed in what looked like sumones living room. one of those moments where evryone turns to screwface the strangers. guy gets a pint and asks the rab c nesbitt looking motherf*cker at the bar if they have crisps. mans says "this is ne fookin restrant pal" and chucks the guy out onto the street. lol scots r different, tbh i sumtimes imagine that u man run around wiping that blue sh*t all over urselves and wear animal skins, no offense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Planet Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 One of my friends banging this Full blast out of his whip on a random one like 5 minutes after I made a critique about him listening to one drake song Telling me "do you prefer this nigga?" Had to dip low in the seat for a piece Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skenghis Khan Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 lol the rebel mc remix was big tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Malcolm Tucker Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 first post was decent didnt pos though woulda posd if you upped a pic of a burnt spoon with clothes[/oguy] suttin like this actually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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