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white peoples pre-match talk >>

quote some more of your dads nuggets.

1 time b4 asking "do you fancy it" he spat on his two knuckles simultaneously and held his dukes up

did u get boxed?

i would have felt 100% sure he was gna bang me after the man spat on his own knuckles

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white peoples pre-match talk >>

quote some more of your dads nuggets.

1 time b4 asking "do you fancy it" he spat on his two knuckles simultaneously and held his dukes up

did u get boxed?

i would have felt 100% sure he was gna bang me after the man spat on his own knuckles

Nah he was stuntin

tryna get me shook

dunno what he was playin at tbh

dnt think he wud actually hit me now that i'm older

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your dad sounds quite homosexual

:confused:

your mum sounds like a wild yardie

so like, you wanna hug or suttin i duna, can make the pain hurt a little less sometimes

:confused:

what hurt?

dnt understand how you have managed to draw these conclusions or what angle you are trying to take here

either way STAP

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white peoples pre-match talk >>

quote some more of your dads nuggets.

1 time b4 asking "do you fancy it" he spat on his two knuckles simultaneously and held his dukes up

"if i sed that to my old man he would have smashed the f*ck*ng granny out of me/ kicked me all over the gaff"

" you no good c*nt"

when ever i user moisturizer he says "what are u a f*ck*ng JESSE?" "U shirt-lifter"#

"for christmas all i got was an orange and a lump of coal"

when ever there is a freshie wit no tax disc he says "this c*nt thinks it is f*ck*ng Lagos"

and 1 tym me my dad and my brother was shopping, my bro picked up some wen sausage and sed it's "like a c*ck", and cos my brother is from brikky my dad picked up a black 1 and sed "there more like that around ure manor son"

there is bare sh*t, some that wnt sound funny written down, but is jokes if u were 2 hear som1 drop it

LMFAO

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white peoples pre-match talk >>

quote some more of your dads nuggets.

1 time b4 asking "do you fancy it" he spat on his two knuckles simultaneously and held his dukes up

"if i sed that to my old man he would have smashed the f*ck*ng granny out of me/ kicked me all over the gaff"

" you no good c*nt"

when ever i user moisturizer he says "what are u a f*ck*ng JESSE?" "U shirt-lifter"#

"for christmas all i got was an orange and a lump of coal"

when ever there is a freshie wit no tax disc he says "this c*nt thinks it is f*ck*ng Lagos"

and 1 tym me my dad and my brother was shopping, my bro picked up some wen sausage and sed it's "like a c*ck", and cos my brother is from brikky my dad picked up a black 1 and sed "there more like that around ure manor son"

there is bare sh*t, some that wnt sound funny written down, but is jokes if u were 2 hear som1 drop it

lmfao

DO you fancy a slice

looooooooooooooooooool

lmao

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if u live under the mans roof u live under his rules or accept the consequences.

this is the respect you should have. if you dont understand the respect thats demanded or you cant provide it then you wont be able to live under his roof.

allow this you should take a stand sh*t, it just sounds childish and it aint gonna work. you gotta accept that your father commands the authority over you.

you answer to him, not the other way around nor isit a mutual thing.

you will understand when you have children of your own.

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lol at kung fu jabbing parents

what movie are some of u living in

:lol:

lol @ even thinkin about throwin the first jab

if anything it must be in defence

memba 1 time used my forearm (no swarvo) to shield my face as my mum was sending blows

she stopped :o

'SO YOU WANT TO BEAT ME YEAH'

turbo swings i ended up in every corner of the yard that day, killer was i was probably getting beaten for something like an offkey look when she was talking to me, never got beaten for the serious sh*t like bunning in the yard or running house bill to 200 pounds on long distant calls to man

Cannot explain the laughter going on right now

I wasn't even allowed to flinch, if I flinched it was some kind of retaliation or insolence so I would stand rigid and take the beats like a solider

What the f*ck is self defence? My mum has never even heard of the concept, I remember one time my sister kissed her teeth at my mum the way I had to leap in and end that before she got hospitalised.

Was always jealous of them kids that never got beats.

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