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Im staying at Laura S'Atalaya

Its the 'designated 18-30 party hotel' this year whatever the fuck that means :rofl:

Reviews seem good tho

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Staying in Ibiza Rocks, from what i've heard it's a madness there

Cant take any chicks back there, they got airport security levels :lol:
deadddddddddddddddddd
My boy found this out the hard way
Yeah i heard this before hand but tbh that hotel is supposed to be rammed full of tings anyway more time

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Not even gonna use this site that often anymore but I will put my input on this interesting matter...

 

I went Ibiza couple weeks ago....THEE best holiday I have ever been to. 

 

 

Faze, lol you really staying there? Swear you're similar age to me? Bossa, the women are from everywhere around the world and are so fine (many 9/10s, 10/10s). Bora Bora>>>>>

 

San An is ok, f*ck the westend though, only go there if you have no chicks and use it as last resort. I remember the first bar I went in, in San An, within 5 minutes I had a northern chick offering to put me up instead of my getting cab back lol and the night didn't end there....

 

I would never stay in Ibiza Rocks, would save up the grands and pay for four nights in Ushuaia, when your room is on the ground, no way can you fail to bring a ting back.

 

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Foreign chicks are on getting down, but you have to put in work!

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Zoo party is a moesh, last year pulling up in a cab and seeing a line round the block thinking it was gonna be super long to get in. Get closer and realise its a que for girls only and guys were walking straight in, some crazy ratio.

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C/S foreign chicks

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Faze, lol you really staying there? Swear you're similar age to me? Bossa, the women are from everywhere around the world and are so fine (many 9/10s, 10/10s). Bora Bora>>>>>

 

25 lad, normally book everything separate for ibiza but a deal came up on thomas cook so we jumped on it. For some reason separate flights were  d*ckhead prices this year compared to usual.

 

tbh it doesnt even matter where you stay its what you make it (unless you are staying at picses park :rofl:)

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lol @ staying in pikey park

 

best place ive stayed in san an is costa mar, right by kanya

 

staying at tropical again this year...does its job

 

LOL stayed at tropical a couple of years back on a last minute flex. They had some d*ckhead security guard who would knock on you door when you get back to the room at 4/5am for an argument about noise.

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Facckkk i just knew that picses park was too good to be true with them boog prices :lol:

What's wrong with it faze?

 

Lol it probably hasnt been updated since the 60s

Bed Bugs

It Stinks

Swarming with Thieves and drug dealers

 

I stayed across from it at Central Park which was alright actually, our balcony was  looking across to it and it was always mad rowdy, people jumping off mad balconies in to the pool, throwing glasses, chairs and mattresses off :rofl:

 

place is fucked.

 

look at this ffs

 

Hotel_Pisces_Park_San_Antonio.jpg

 

 

 

smfh

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lol @ staying in pikey park

 

best place ive stayed in san an is costa mar, right by kanya

 

staying at tropical again this year...does its job

 

LOL stayed at tropical a couple of years back on a last minute flex. They had some d*ckhead security guard who would knock on you door when you get back to the room at 4/5am for an argument about noise.

 

lol that guys still there, stayed there last year...looked like some rebore rambo

 

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cant remember the hotel, but it's also close to kanya...place was proper nice, some chick was staying there, went to go back there one night...was pretty much in the lift and the silly broad, is drunk and asked the reception for her passport, he was like wat room you in, she told him an the guy was like yeh its just you by yourself and wouldnt let me in...went back with her the next night and managed to get in..room was sick. the bed was two singles together...i was so fucked that i fell through the middle of em :lmao:

 

ahh man got too many beefa stories

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:rofl:

Looks like a motel you expect to find between the hills have eyes and the woods from cabin fever

Why is the pool on stilts ffs

 

the bathrooms have trap doors on the walls which lead to next doors bathroom :rofl:

 

no wonder so much shit gets jacked.

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Looks like a motel you expect to find between the hills have eyes and the woods from cabin fever

Why is the pool on stilts ffs

the bathrooms have trap doors on the walls which lead to next doors bathroom :rofl:

no wonder so much sh*t gets jacked.

Ain't local there now??

:lol:

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pissed.

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lol peak

 

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maddest thing happened to me on the strip few years back...we was in the V club at the end of the strip, come out to get some fresh air

 

the strip is mad busy as usual...a massive bottle of water flies from nowhere, hits some girl in the chest thats walking towards us...I check see if shes alright..and end up drawing the digits, I called the number, her phones ringing and my names flashing on her phone.

 

I'm baffled as I've never met this chick in my life...as far as I know. felt like some dynamo shit

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Looks like a motel you expect to find between the hills have eyes and the woods from cabin fever

Why is the pool on stilts ffs

the bathrooms have trap doors on the walls which lead to next doors bathroom :rofl:

no wonder so much sh*t gets jacked.

Ain't local there now??

:lol:

:rofl:

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lol peak

 

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maddest thing happened to me on the strip few years back...we was in the V club at the end of the strip, come out to get some fresh air

 

the strip is mad busy as usual...a massive bottle of water flies from nowhere, hits some girl in the chest thats walking towards us...I check see if shes alright..and end up drawing the digits, I called the number, her phones ringing and my names flashing on her phone.

 

I'm baffled as I've never met this chick in my life...as far as I know. felt like some dynamo sh*t

 

sounds like she was the one lad

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