Do you hold it down at work?

[Bardissimo]

wait

i ain't talking about cashiers

i'm talking about my superiors

AM ain't even as big a position as it sounds, still got a few superiors

[Corrigan]

alex if u want, 1 day i will get smashed, go in there cause trouble and then u can escort me from the premises and redeem ureself

all for a small fee which we wnt discclose here

[The Somalian]

come on man u guys were brought up watching tv them kinda things always go wrong lol

do it though

[Guest Triple XXX]

come liek when Will Smith tried get a fake robber to redeem himself after his chick fought his fight for him

[Guest Lens]

come on man u guys were brought up watching tv them kinda things always go wrong lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ymlf5Po7Pk

seems not

[Guest Lens]

Bard could b the 1 person who doesn't lie down and escorts him off, similar enuff to the proposal, and it didn't go wrong, and was a tv example....

[Speculate]

i dont work yet but f*ck the social sh*t im just gonna work bare hard and let my results do the talking

[Guest Lens]

it wasn't directed at You for You to call it "leNching" You

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capital N in the middle of the word is a form of "leNching"

[VENOM]

my work is like 60% women, half the men are bitches too so lets say 80% women or pple who act like women

i know all their business cos they cant keep their mouths shut

its kinda like BB tbh, i backstab, gossip, sh*t stir and do what it takes to command respeck @ work

the funniest parts of work is where u read emails between managers and Union reps who are staff

they will send out emails to all staff cussing each other threatening sh*t etc etc

the girl who sits near me is a complete ditsy annoying thing. how i imagine DMF to be IRL...as she also talks too f*ck*ng much

but is very dumb. other than that i love the job

[Corrigan]

Nah I used to think lens was a joker but he is annoying me now

it's mainly the You thing

so odd and unnecessary

Why do you even do it?

[Guest Lens]

i dnt understand why You notice it

i do it on facebook/txt/anywhere i would write other than academic stuff and work stuff

and the most i get is someone asking once "why do You do that?"

then forgetting it

yet here people still go on about it?

[Guest Triple XXX]

why only "you" though?

i dont get it

[Guest Lisa Turtle]

I'm cool with everyone at work bar my manager. She's definitely cut from the cloth of cunts. Imaging going to uni and ending up in retail management at the end of it. No wonder shes such a bitter witch.

[JLovely]

Recently started working at a new place.

I can tell I aint gonna make no friends in there. The girls dont seem like my kind of people AT ALL.

Ah well.

[Michel Kane]

Where you working now?

[BLACK VICTIM]

the whole You thing is attention seeking and stupid, but atleast You do it irl so people know wag1 for lench init bit of a nex guy

[JLovely]

Where you working now?

Where L and K work.

[Hernandez Balcazar]

Damn some unsociable ppl in here

init

i tell people what they want to hear, bred superiors, stay enigmatic, crack jokes, eye contact women, drinks after work n leave them early

the whole work thing is tactics to me, tactical mind games til you reach the top, pretty much applies to everything

my mum says similar things

d*cksuck the boss,

Your mum sounds like a bit of a slut.

:lol:

[Captain Planet]

Theres one back-seat barber who works at Topcut in Tottenham, some tallish light skinned fella

He never gets cuts

Always gets turfed,

He's even given up asking for cuts, he just motions with his hand and gives an expression like there's a giant "?" above his head like in MGS

And just gets the regular "No boss"

And nobody even seems to give a sh*t he's there

HE JUST SITS THERE ALL DAY LOOKING IN THE MIRROR AT HIMSELF WITH NO CUTS

:lol:

[Doug]

didnt even show up to my joint leaving party

it was with some other girl i worked with but i just had enough of them lot at the time

[Guest Lens]

someone ban him

[Ephren Taylor]

loads of us get on great

if theres suttin going on and i'm free i'll go

This.

Have developed some really good friendships with people i've met through work.

There are always going to be people you just don't get on with. I just try to keep that 'miss' rate to a minimum.

Although, there are a few people here that i've worked with for 6 years, and have/would NEVER do anything extra curricular with them

[DRC]

I keep myself to myself, I wanna socialise but I have a short fuse and can see me getting sacked for my actions.

I'm the only brother in a predominantly male office.

There are only 3 chicks, and none of them are worth spit.

I don't drink tea or coffee which made me an outcast from the get-go.

Everyone makes awful awful jokes, I smile politely, but inside I picture myself clubbing them over the head with my keyboard.

The reason I don't like to go out with them? Because I know at some point of the night, a hip-hop tune (or dizzee rascal more likely) will come on and they will throw up stupid gang signs whilst dancing as "urban" as they can and expect me to do headstands and sh*t.

I don't want the title of shuffling monkey

[Heero Yuy]

I keep myself to myself, I wanna socialise but I have a short fuse and can see me getting sacked for my actions.

I'm the only brother in a predominantly male office.

There are only 3 chicks, and none of them are worth spit.

I don't drink tea or coffee which made me an outcast from the get-go.

Everyone makes awful awful jokes, I smile politely, but inside I picture myself clubbing them over the head with my keyboard.

The reason I don't like to go out with them? Because I know at some point of the night, a hip-hop tune (or dizzee rascal more likely) will come on and they will throw up stupid gang signs whilst dancing as "urban" as they can and expect me to do headstands and sh*t.

I don't want the title of shuffling monkey

Only brother in the office

boy the weight must be immense, couples goons in my office couldn't even bring their mans to the work do and ting

[Seth Rollins]

Teaching the white boys the "slang"

So, you're that black guy.

Gayle, on a real, I cannot STRESS how much you need to STOP being this guy.

/

Boss in what I do, most know me, nearly all have heard about me, if you wanna make moves you need to know everyone and certain time go out for them drinks/parties.