Guest28 Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 this thread shows how much of a metro sexual every male is these days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Waka Flocka Dave Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 lmao @ u cavemenPISSED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE POWER Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 as a mexican gardener i have a very hairy body, which makes me feel very uncomfortable in the summer when everyone is walking around topless and i take of my shirt, but it still looks like im bussing a fur coat in the winterME IN THE STRIPES NEXT TO UNCLE CARLOS: 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dubby Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 Hair removal cream ?heard this stuff can mess you up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 how so? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurious Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 no malika, used Nair on my bikini line, got a bit carried away and some ended up on my clitoris, it was stinging for days 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davicious X Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 2 pages and no one said clippers on number one set.No matter where you use it (except your bollocks) it's low enough not to cause an inconvenience and it doesnt itch either.Lol kurious, did you get someone to lick it off? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Klitschko Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 Lol kurious, did you get someone to lick it off? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 guy is an absolute wrongun 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuri Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 STOP! Before you do, read this. You may change your mind.I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to all though tasteless, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble pooping. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique.It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling.Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with somepaper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold. I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey, this is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occasionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn babe. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.Little did I know. I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, Ithought, it would dry. Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic poop -molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky poop/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down thereand scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm. Unfortunately, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finallyreached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks.As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering poop/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own poop blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks." Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks.Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil. As if that wasn'tenough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad.Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.Friends-DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mic Man Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 :D 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TimeBomb Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 i have body hair, armpits and pubes get trimmed cos i sweat a lot when playing ice hockey.As for ass hair, well when women get their nani waxed they have their ass hole area waxed so its not un-natural to have hair there, but yea just leave it ur a man ur allowed to have body hair.When going toilet just wash after or at nearest possible time, that should be basic hygiene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davicious X Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 PmslNow imagine all of Yuri's post in an episode of south park or family guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skenghis Khan Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 lol thats an old school trollstory init./GF uses a mixture of waxing and something that looks like this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lieutenant Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 guy is an absolute wrongun trustProper genuine one as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rippy Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurious Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 probs stan dad he is nuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O.Man Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 i am the hairiest guy here, no question.i have that inbred hair.u noshoulder pads bruvthe saying ''get the monkey off your back'' was first cointed when i took off my t shirt.people ask me will i waxi say only for the right girlbut tbh the right girl will love me so much that she would love my hairso f*ck all of you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Esquilax Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 I don't have time to shower after every messy sh*t thoughNeed to eat better, then this wouldn't be an issue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Esquilax Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 Another hygienic white personwash your ass ffs. 'I said hop in.' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Klitschko Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 Hop in your ass?No brah. I'm saying no for him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Esquilax Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 No one took it there Ciph mateThink you've been spending too much time with White Lemons and the batty man contingent'Lads on tour' etc 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Another hygienic white personwash your ass ffs.
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Hop in your ass?No brah. I'm saying no for him.
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No one took it there Ciph mateThink you've been spending too much time with White Lemons and the batty man contingent'Lads on tour' etc
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