The Poker Thread

[The Somalian]

I won playing great hands

[Skola]

he could have got them without paying

 

last spring when i was chilling in france with no job, and finally got wifi in the flat, i had no money so spent a lot of time on zynga and got up to a couple mill

 

what a waste of time

[Woodpecker]

lmao allow bringing zynga to this topic

 

typical flyest would innit

 

man 'went sleep' wen he lost cupple quid lol

[zlastboss]

dunno how u smoke weed n play poker

 

would be too much for me

 

one two table is open guys

[Haze-e]

dunno how u smoke weed n play poker

 

I do this alot. Especially after a big loss. Calms me down Lool.

[zlastboss]

http://www.boomplayer.com/en/poker-hands/Boom/2352914_86FAC87FF3

 

lol

 

300th place now

[The Flyest]

lmao allow bringing zynga to this topic

 

typical flyest would innit

 

man 'went sleep' wen he lost cupple quid lol

 

lol what u saying? i was sitting there watching you guys play with the salty face yh

[revs]

ok i've been slacking on this because of overtime at work. Will definitely be about this weekend if anyone is hosting tables.

 

Need to flip this crep money, lol.

[imhim]

HOW CAN I JUST WIN 5,328.98 ON POKER AND ITS MY 1ST TIME

 

 

FUK ME IN GOING 

 

 

 

ALL IN

[Sub_Zero]

I have been studious in my approach to this sh*t so far. I've read Phil Gordon's Little Green Book which I'm going to be using as my base material so I'll be referring to this a lot. Where should I begin my practice? Pokerstars?

[Creed Diskenth]

ok i've been slacking on this because of overtime at work. Will definitely be about this weekend if anyone is hosting tables.

 

Need to flip this crep money, lol.

 

Overtime u say

 

New Fable on way???

[Woodpecker]

@Sub_zero practice on pokerstars micro stakes like 0.01/0.02, you need to play a few thousand hands to get a feel for the game and before you should 'take a shot' at going up in stakes


Also at Zlatan can we get temporary bans for people that keep filling the thread with fraff and zynga talk,  I dont mind staying out of every other thread but lets atleast keep this one serious, these forum characters are seriously boring.

 

[Kim]

ur nt even playing yet woodz calm down

 

wen we start playin thts wen the topic cn get serious

[Mr. Martinez]

Time and date been set up yet?

 

Might be on it tonight if people are free? Not around this weekend..

[Kim]

www.pkr.com 

 

soooo much better you create ur own avi,hairstyle  clothes voices etc  i sit playin poker orderin drinks so players kno i gt points n nt to fuck wid me 

 

beg we play tht then i can join in gt money on that site 

[Mr. Martinez]

i'm tryna poker darg

[Kim]

u joinin up then 

[Sub_Zero]

I'm f*cking terrible, lost £10 already.

[Skola]

Slippery slope

One up side of tournaments vs cash games imo its easier to pick it budget and stick to it.

Maybe try a couple of free rolls so you're not putting up money but still playing for a real prize. Even if it's just qualifying for the next tournament

[Kim]

ive created a tourny for tonight

 

we are playing for pride

 

lets see whos the best player on here 

 

go to the lobby 

[Mr. Martinez]

not involved

 

it don't make sense to play for nothing

 

5 quid each,  3 people min, then let me know

[Sub_Zero]

I'm game if you want to take my money

[Kim]

nt all bout money u know 

 

could be for all newbies like sub zero too wink*

[Skola]

Even newbies can afford a fiver

Just to make it real

Only made very loose plans for tonight so if they flop I'm in

[Woodpecker]

leave it, kim aint even got enuff to deposit in pokerstars, yo subzero if your tryna learn poker, dont play ppl that are out to hustle you and know ur new, play the hands ur reading about on clean tables where you have no image yet

 

 

also lol at a bitch rating a poker site cos u can 'make ure own character' ....... we join poker sites for, bonus, tournaments, rakeback.