Grimmest experiences with links

[Mame Biram Diouf]

I beg you leave the slant face approach to people like mgeez. 

 

[dom dom bullets]

Oh hello there, I thought you were long gone after you broke down and soaked your keyboard in tears

[Mame Biram Diouf]

Oh hello there, I thought you were long gone after you broke down and soaked your keyboard in tears

 

dunno what your talking about

 

made a topic about this forum becoming boring

 

because every topic descends into the same thing with the same people

 

also dunno who you are

 

but nice to meet you and thanks for keeping up with my posts and remembering them

 

[dom dom bullets]

I never forget a pitiful moment

[Mame Biram Diouf]

Then 30 second replies there

 

[Lens]

the worst ones are when You don't need to go, so You have to top up with the shower water.

 

allow havin to drink warm water.

[Mic Man]

Mate wtf?

[Kurtis]

Lol just trololo

You cant convert into pee that quick

[Supernova]

the tek is obviously for non-consenting girls, which I think are a majority.

 

but on the subject of tek, the shower has to be warm.

 

if the shower's hot, she will think You've suddenly turned the shower temp down and will react.

 

 

No Lens,

You haven't fucking explained why you are secretly pissing on women.

 

 

Lad....imagine fi the tabloids got hold of that when Lus hits MTV Base

[Lens]

You do it secretly to find out if You like it or not

 

if You do, You attempt to gain consent, and use secret methods while You don't have consent

[local]

well

 

did u like it then lens

 

ive pissed on my mrs in the shower but that was jus to wind her up

 

doin it on the sly seems a bit peculiar

 

u r defo 1 of my favourite posters yep yep yep

[imhim]

di yeast

[Lieutenant]

the tek is obviously for non-consenting girls, which I think are a majority.

but on the subject of tek, the shower has to be warm.

if the shower's hot, she will think You've suddenly turned the shower temp down and will react.

Bag of emotions going through my head reading this

[Hipster]

When i started uni i was kinda strategic when it came to girls. I thought that i would allow the uni girls so i'm not that bait guy and go for the locals.

Met one lighty, she was 6/7 out of 10 slim athletic body aspiring model but her face didn't match with the body. 

Cut the long story short, took her out to some shisha bar but in the back of my mind i noticed her armpits were not on point but i still took her back and beat. 

Although she stank the p*ssy was good and i thought well maybe she'll fix up if i link her the next time. 

A week later invite her over, so i can beat. So i gave her 6 hours notice, hoping she'll have time to fix up.

She came over and took off her shoes..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Boi..  i was in absolute shock not only her feet were in a bad state, but she still had the same stench, i gave her some clean socks to wear, had to gas and tell her that something was wrong with the carpet.  Gave her a clean t-shirt so she could get  "Comfortable" . Anywhoo i did my deed and sent her home and febreezed my bed and burnt her bra that she left in my room  (by the way why do chicks like to leave their clothes all over your crib? f*cking annoying) 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Mic Man]

[Kurtis]

same stench signature a week later?

 

you lie?

 

you sure it wasnt a different stench?

[The Infamous]

LMFAO MAN BURNT THE BRA

[dom dom bullets]

loool

[Benicio del Toney]

[Pro]

:rofl: :rofl:

[Hipster]

same stench signature a week later?

 

you lie?

 

you sure it wasnt a different stench?

 

Bruv, she had a very similar stench to the one she had the previous week and her feet stank . i thought by giving her clean socks it would neutralise the smell in the room, which it did.   

 

Clearly no fucks were given on her side. Disrespectful.. 

[KayGee]

What was it like BO smell?

I don't know how you guys go ahead sometimes, nasty.

[shower]

Lol soemtimes when ur in pre beat mode there aint no going back

[Hipster]

What was it like BO smell?

I don't know how you guys go ahead sometimes, nasty.

 

Yeah them ones when you don't smell anything until the jacket comes off  

[Benicio del Toney]

Them ones where ur crying with every stroke.

 

She just thinking she got some good p*ssy.