Lieutenant Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 C/S the disabled toilets, they've got that playing at the Nou Camp space. this guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOHN DOE Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 using a disabled toilet is like living in a mansion Yep. Spot on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vertigo Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 Always get told that women's toilets are hellholes as no woman especially in night club toilets wants to sit down on the seat so they 'hover' and more often than not piss all over the seat, rinse and repeat for the next chick coming in until you have a cubicle with a toilet and floor covered in piss. And probably discarded sanitary towels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O Fenomeno Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 Toliets in England>>>>> When I move I am asking for a toliet from England to be shipped The toliets in France/Belgium/ Portugal are awful Its suffocating the way its built. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heero Yuy Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 in England>>>>> Reh, porch just rated England. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O Fenomeno Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 in England>>>>>Reh, porch just rated England. I rate England If it's quality eg Scholes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fearless-Guy Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 Did the same thing as John and local. Went in the women's in m&s on Oxford st. They must have recently switched them cos I just bowled in on autopilot, saw there were no urinals and thought that's weird but paid no heed cos man was bursting Only when I clocked the sanitary waste bin in the cubicle did the penny drop and the moment of dread filled deep within me as I heard someone come in and go in the cubicle next door. luckily I got the schematics from Chloe o brien and was confident in my window of opportunity to break out without being spotted. Think 2 elderly women saw me exit from outside but I just swagged off like I'd recently completed post op vaginal surgery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imhim Posted May 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 did you hear them fart/shit?> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tee Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 lol  llow the piss hunter thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuri Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 nothing to do with being grown u fool I only sh*t at my yard unless its an emergency bet u man sh*t at your friends houses as well f*cking mongrels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chelsea Jack Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 Â nothing to do with being grown u fool I only sh*t at my yard unless its an emergency bet u man sh*t at your friends houses as well f*cking mongrels. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yhyh Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 C/S the disabled toilets, they've got that playing at the Nou Camp space. The ones in mcds >>>> Have to give a couple twirls in the full size mirror before di danse 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sole Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 Your all animals. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Infamous Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 C/S the disabled toilets, they've got that playing at the Nou Camp space. real life laughter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Infamous Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 C/S the disabled toilets, they've got that playing at the Nou Camp space. The ones in mcds >>>> Have to give a couple twirls in the full size mirror before di danse man said twirls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuri Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 Your all animals.You sound like a girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sole Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 that did sound a bit girly didn't it. sorry YOUR ALL PROPPA GEEEEEEEEZERS PAID TO SHIT BANTA BOYS!! or something. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pro Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 Wanted to piss on campus one time and I see the male and female sign at the door and i just assumed I'm gonna see two more doors once i opened that door but nah i find myself in a toilet with 5 cubicles and no urinals on a unisex flex. So as I'm pissing i hear someone flush ready to leave before i can finish pissing. Done with the business I walk towards the sink and see an injun chick lol was a very awkward moment. Not a deev for that extreme shit but the potential is immense. Would also get a lot of wastemans to wash there hands the dirty fekkers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yhyh Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 anyone noticed when man are pissing next to you in a urinale your piss takes ages to come out 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sole Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 should ask them to let go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yhyh Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 would rather buss first tbh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imhim Posted May 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 anyone noticed when man are pissing next to you in a urinale your piss takes ages to come out bravvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv   as soon as they leave its like a waterfall   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mame Biram Diouf Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014  Just piss ffs  Poofters 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chelsea Jack Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 Chapps remember wen we linked at the toilets on hampstead heath.. why didnt u call bk bbz xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Infamous Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 Wtf looooooooooooool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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