Karizma Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 They are now called "The Islands">>>>>>where do u lot get these cos i think they r quite witty and funny ???K-dot.1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 They are now called "The Islands">>>>>>where do u lot get these cos i think they r quite witty and funny ???K-dot.1yeah there sickiv seen berbatov, essien and rooney on herewanna see some more, where do u lot get them from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero001 Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 I just read Dimple3110's one. He obviously chose them from other names.They are very funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisGustO Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Mostly from some Chuck Norris joke things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savant Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 The Jack Bauer ones are the best, even though its the same.Jack Bauer>>>>>>>>>___________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brukfoot Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 yeh them quotes are jokes, only seen berbatov and rooney ones, where'd you see the essien ones? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karizma Posted June 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 im thinkin of doin a t-shirt based on these things...where online are they ??K-dot.1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Q Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Yeah yeah i jst got mine from the jack bauer thing.there jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glock Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 ALl those jokes originated from this site. It was funny back in the day, seems like these jokes have been ressurected still.http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/LMAO at :Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Q Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 http://www.tvshowboards.com/24/moderator/JackFacts.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flat Eric Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 I wonder who came up with these..Oh yea it was me. the original Sylar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brukfoot Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 lol just typed chuck norris jokes on google, went on the 1st page Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savant Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 "Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried."LMFAOOOOOO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Q Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 God created the universe in 6 days. Thatââ¬â¢s 5 days 23 hours and 59 minutes longer than it took Jack Bauer to create God.Jack Bauer doesn't lose weight, weight loses Jack Bauer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brukfoot Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 out of any of them this one made me laugh the most If Rosa Parks was in Dimple3110's seat, she'd move to the back of the bus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest YourFutureStepDaddy Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 The cutting Essiens hair one >>> _________________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dopa Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 those jokes are decent, but well told yo mama jokes do the trick for me still Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Chuck Norris ones >>>> ___________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removal Man Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 one of my favourites...Chuck Norris doesn't do 'push ups', he pushes the world down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dopa Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Most people would need months to recover from 20 months of Chinese interrogation. Jack Bauer needs a shower, a shave and a change of clothes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zlastboss Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 chuck norris jokes were jokes bak in thedayz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ryan Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haze-e Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Lol.Rooney ones below... Stole them from the Jack Buaer Ones and changed the names Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gundam Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Once, Berbatov ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. True stories. Berba don't f*ck about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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the rooney ones on here are sh*t coz it dont fit hsi characterbut essien and berbatov ones fit perfectlysame with chuck norris and jack bauer
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The cutting Essiens hair one >>> _________________.
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those jokes are decent, but well told yo mama jokes do the trick for me still
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Turkish
Chuck Norris ones >>>> ___________
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one of my favourites...Chuck Norris doesn't do 'push ups', he pushes the world down.
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Dopa
Most people would need months to recover from 20 months of Chinese interrogation. Jack Bauer needs a shower, a shave and a change of clothes.
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zlastboss
chuck norris jokes were jokes bak in thedayz
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Lol.Rooney ones below... Stole them from the Jack Buaer Ones and changed the names
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Once, Berbatov ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. True stories. Berba don't f*ck about
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