streets. Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 I was thinking about some boy I used to go school with the other day. He used to be one of those kids that told ridiculous lies thinking it would attract friendship.one time he bought in a plastic ID card with his photo and some chinese writing on it. In one maths lesson he dropped it on the floor (on purpose). when someone picked it up he said "ah sh*t I shouldnt have shown you at, thats my licence to kill"yes, thats right - he said he had a LICENSE TO KILL.the funniest thing is, half of the class believe him. This werent the only lie he told. One time he said his brother was world champion at karate (he bought in some medals to prove it). we later found out his brother had won the local swimming poll karate competition. did you ever have that "liar" kid in school? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel C Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 yeahh, had one d*ckhead, who just couldnt stop lie and it was annoyin, cuz he kept tryin 2 bread me aswell cuz i was a dj (and doing pirates arounbd liverpool), so he would always come to me chattin sh*t about stuff he said he had and done..it just got to teh point wer i told him 2 do one and stop lyinbut theres too many things he said for me 2 sit here and type, it would just get me too angryAND, i also had a girlfriend who was a compulsive lier, that was even worse, cuz i was only young so i was nieve (sp) and believed everything she said, but as i matured in the relationship i realised all teh sh*t she was chattin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiss123 Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 loool yh i no bout them oneshe used to be like im going to come meet you before school....when he full well knows hes gettin dropped off by his mum .. wtf?orliar boy : i bought these exclusiveee trainers todayme : where ?liar boy : nike townme : well there not excluse then are they?liar boy : nahhh i meant sum warehouse out of london KMT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Q Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 YES! loli had one breh, in year 7 he claimed he had bare stuff not even exclusives. Just cable, n64s dreamcast and sh*t. and we were all meant to go to his to jam and then he would always come with these excuses like his cousins borrowed it!he also made up some lie saying that i threatened him and hung him over the stairs in school!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accra Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 Had one kid in school that said he'd been struck by lightning twice. Teacher gave him some 5 minute plainface.Some school in Manchester's "liar kid" goes to my uni. Guy just chats sh*t for no reason. I swear one time he showed me a picture of a girl he supposedly banged, said it was a photo she gave him and it was quite clearly a magazine cut out. He had it in his wallet and everything. Knew he was a liar by the though after he told us he drew some peng girl at work and when I met her, her looks actually made me gasp.He also said he lipsed this girl in my halls and was gonna take her out. I never questioned it, then one day I was talking to her friend and brought it up. Everyone's looking confused and the girl is seriously baffed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest al@x Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 There was one boy i know from day will tell bare lies and he still doesLet me name a few* When a wrestling ppv was on a sunday bare man use to stay up and when monday come he said he was there and that the rock was he cousin This was during the time the rock was the number guy* How he got sky from usa so he can watch my wife and kids before * He's got a trail from United* Usher was he's cousin* How he had playstation 2 before us and he got it from japan and when will go to he house he says he not allowed to show anyone until it come out in england incase the FBi COMES TO HE'S YARD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homo McDoogle Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 I used to claim my dad played for Hollandlmaowhen holland got smashed 4-1 euro 96 i never turned in for school , said i was at the game in dressing room and sh*talso ,,said i played football with gary liniker on streatham commonlmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brukfoot Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 yeah one guy in primary school used to say he can get all of us games consoles (gameboy and whatever else was out them times) because his dad gets them for free, he might have been baiting up his dad's illegal activities without knowing it but he was still chatting air that he could get it for usa next guy always used to say he knew all these celebrities (football players, wrestlers, rappers) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Ant Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 LMFAO"license to kill"thats too funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Radio Raheem Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 i was a compulsive liar when i was younger and i was good at it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepz Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 yeah one guy in primary school used to say he can get all of us games consoles (gameboy and whatever else was out them times) because his dad gets them for free, he might have been baiting up his dad's illegal activities without knowing it but he was still chatting air that he could get it for ushad the same guy but he sed he cud get fones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopCatt Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 yes, thats right - he said he had a LICENSE TO KILL. LMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necksta Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 There was one boy i know from day will tell bare lies and he still doesLet me name a few* When a wrestling ppv was on a sunday bare man use to stay up and when monday come he said he was there and that the rock was he cousin This was during the time the rock was the number guy* How he got sky from usa so he can watch my wife and kids before * He's got a trail from United* Usher was he's cousin* How he had playstation 2 before us and he got it from japan and when will go to he house he says he not allowed to show anyone until it come out in england incase the FBi COMES TO HE'S YARD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Its Me Bitches Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 Tulse still lies though lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O.Man Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 im that guy.but if in real life im not that guy that means that i am lying which then makes me that guy. But if i am that guy then that first statement becomes true, which makes me not a liar again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Ant Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 i can imagine tulse in real lifebare lies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zlastboss Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 lol knew a guy like this when i was in primary school. used to tell us he had this and that when u could tell he had f*ck all. used to come in with game mags and tell us how hes got this game and that game and when u question him about em he chats sh*t.saw him around my old area recently didnt even bother chattin to him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homo McDoogle Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 You'll get further in life by lieng then telling the truth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyOG Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 There was this one girl...she used to just lie for the fun of it, and she had this great personality so everyone believed her stories. In the end she got sectioned and put on antidepressants at 16.Poor girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o-guy Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 im that guy.but if in real life im not that guy that means that i am lying which then makes me that guy. But if i am that guy then that first statement becomes true, which makes me not a liar again.rite.... have fun wit that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewKingofKings Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 lol at the o-argument. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O.Man Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 o-guyWTF, i want to change my name now. i will have fun with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smaddy Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 yh we had one girl, she said that her parents had died bollox, i sat next to her the entire yr 7 and i heard every story changei remember sayin to one nx girl: so how many foster parents has {liar} had?she got proper angry at me for insuating that the c*nt was lyingcouple months down the line she was exposed thanx to me, and they called her mum in an she was shamedeveryone hated her for that an for other reasons but in the end i llowed her, in 6th form her best friend exposed this major lie about her parents to her first ever boyfriend, i think that was totally uncalled for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taurus Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 ye there was this one boy at secondary who chatted so much sh*t for example:i was appearing offline one day and i see this boy online so an hour later i come online and he's still there so he starts chatting i go to him "so what you been up to" he goes "i just come in like 10mins ago from some beef in lewisham" little did he know that i was appearing offline when he was online the whole time.why lie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zlastboss Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 very offtopic butI remem in secondary school sum new girl from malta came in yr10 or so. she made friends with 1 neeky no friends girl and was really close.near the end of the yr she made the mistake of confidin in her best m8 about how her dad rapes her. her m8 was goin round tellin every 1.that was berties felt nuff sorry for her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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