Numero001 Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 im not a natural blonde but then again i think you all knew that anywayi feel the need to go bk to being a brunette for i do not like being blondie anymore.LMAO that was a good one. You dont act like one (see I'm doing a reverse meaning joke like you) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Train Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 There was one girl who was rumoured to be witch...Yea, same in our school. Her name was Alice and we told her to put a spell on Oliver Kahn 2 days before the Champs Final. She reguested we get RANDOM information about him such as dogs name and sh*t. Looks like it worked ey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chlo Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 i used to get the back of my hair shaped up...i reeeeeealy want a mohawk but im scared to cut my hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuLu Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 im not a natural blonde but then again i think you all knew that anywayi feel the need to go bk to being a brunette for i do not like being blondie anymore.LMAO that was a good one. You dont act like one (see I'm doing a reverse meaning joke like you) oh well, what a surprise , look who it is commenting on my post i swear , you love to have a dig at me on here at every opportunity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero001 Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 im not a natural blonde but then again i think you all knew that anywayi feel the need to go bk to being a brunette for i do not like being blondie anymore.LMAO that was a good one. You dont act like one (see I'm doing a reverse meaning joke like you) oh well, what a surprise , look who it is commenting on my post i swear , you love to have a dig at me on here at every opportunityYup thats me. So much so I cant remember the last time I did it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Train Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 im not a natural blonde but then again i think you all knew that anywayi feel the need to go bk to being a brunette for i do not like being blondie anymore.LMAO that was a good one. You dont act like one (see I'm doing a reverse meaning joke like you) oh well, what a surprise , look who it is commenting on my post i swear , you love to have a dig at me on here at every opportunityDont worry Lu, you aint the only one. Think he has a God complex. Overcompensating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revs Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 Really, I dont find black girls faces attractive. I dont think thats racist though.But have been out with how many black girls?!LOL. About 4. Convenience init.not that it should make a difference to his opinion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodie Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 i used to smoke paperI used to do that. Done it in a science class one time when my teacher was sittin at the front.I used to be interested in witchcraft too. I SADLY wanted to be like Sabrina the Teenage Witch.Jodie do you watch Charmed?Nah. Don't like that show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cipher Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 Once, my cat was walkin along the scaffholding outside my house by my kitchen window, 2 or 3 stories up, and I pushed him.Immedietley after doing it I regretted it, so attempted to pull him back on, he was franticallty scratching at the pole to try and steady himself, hut he had two legs off danglign in the air, and two on the pole, sort of like this(But he was..ginger & white, and it was a scaffhold pole not a tree, anyway)I pulled him back on and he continued walking along the scaffhold...Not sure if ive told this anyone before... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chlo Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 my dog ate next doors cat, i just scooped it up on a shovel and flung it in someones garden, then laughed when i saw the little girl cryin her eyes out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clark_kent Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 my dog ate next doors cat, i just scooped it up on a shovel and flung it in someones garden, then laughed when i saw the little girl cryin her eyes outur scum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clark_kent Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 i really want to bang 3 of my ex girls' friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chlo Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 my dog ate next doors cat, i just scooped it up on a shovel and flung it in someones garden, then laughed when i saw the little girl cryin her eyes outur scummeh... she was a spoiled brat anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 my dog ate next doors cat, i just scooped it up on a shovel and flung it in someones garden, then laughed when i saw the little girl cryin her eyes outur scummeh... she was a spoiled brat anywaynah sorry but that is real lowi was all laughin about the guy who pushed his cat then tried to save it then i saw thati hope sumthin bad happens to your dog anywaysoo many quotables in herebut i found a sick one on that website:My old girlfriend from college used to fart when ever she felt like it. Even if we were in public, she'd just let one rip and not give a damn. She was kind of a tomboy, but only in her actions. Anyway, this one time when we were having sex she farted so loud that she pooped on the bed sheets. She was so embarrassed and ending up crying... but the reason why she cried wasn't because she pooped on the sheets, it was because I couldn't stop laughing at her. In fact, I laughed to the point where I started to fart like a machine gun. I couldn't stop myself.So, in the end, she broke up with me because she felt I wasn't "mature" enough to handle her "mature" farts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityofgod Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 i'm your mamma, i'm your daddyi'm that nigga in the alleyi'm your doctor, when in needwant some coke, have some weedyou know me, i'm your friendyour main boy, thick and thini'm your pusherman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 ahh sh*t lemme add my own:When i was young, back in primary school, i used to trip people up as they ran past, for fun When the bell rang for the end of the day we wud all run down the hill towards the main road where our parents would be waiting, and 1 time i was half way down and i stopped...I saw this boy i was friends with running down the hill REALLY fast and i stuck my foot outHE WENT FLYING and decked it pretty bad but theres more....HE LANDED ON A f*ckIN DOG sh*t LOOOLI was proper crackin up and sh*t coz a bit of it was on his arm AND FACEWhat killed it was he didnt know that i tripped him and his mum was givin him into trouble for running too fast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Fargas Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 I sometimes look away and pretend to be doing something when i see people with buggies who need help or old people who need help when i can't be asked to help them.looool do the same thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FACE OFF Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 kick my kittens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marlon Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 Once, my cat was walkin along the scaffholding outside my house by my kitchen window, 2 or 3 stories up, and I pushed him.Immedietley after doing it I regretted it, so attempted to pull him back on, he was franticallty scratching at the pole to try and steady himself, hut he had two legs off danglign in the air, and two on the pole, sort of like this(But he was..ginger & white, and it was a scaffhold pole not a tree, anyway)I pulled him back on and he continued walking along the scaffhold...Not sure if ive told this anyone before...LMFAO. One of them instant regret moments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FACE OFF Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 hold tight the crew that let their stafs chase cats up treeslet a man do that to my cat and ill kill the dog on site Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRC Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 School days:one time we was playing champ with a tennis ball, it went in the bush I went to get it and fell in dogshit or Manchester United - Champions of the world. whatever it was it stunk.I didn't make it bait. Took my things outta my pocket and took someone elses blazer instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LocalLoop Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 You will all burn in hell for your sins.Seriously though...... some of you are really f*cked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shy One Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 lmao @ Seriouss, Kurious and Chlo's confession. Some real evilness man.I fancy the cleaner at work, he's young though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Van Cleef Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 I learnt how to play football in real life from playing pro evolution... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bex Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 some of you lot need help, for real*dashes holy water over this topic* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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