Guest ShabbzE3 Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 A man walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of anything but Stella. 'What's wrong with Stella?' asks the barman. 'Well last night I bought 12 pints and when I got home I was f**kin skint' says the man. 'Well' says the barman 'if you bought 12 pints of any beer you'd spend a lot!'. 'No' says the man, 'Skint is my jack russel.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trilliam Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 .....*Tumbleweed* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Drama Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 .....*Tumbleweed*That was funnier. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revs Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 so..... ...ummyup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Robin_Van_PersG Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 joke 4/10execution 2/10nah come on people it weren't that bad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ShabbzE3 Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 ISIT COS IM WHITE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Vaseline Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 A man walks into a bar..."Ouch" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelo Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trilliam Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 wow @ the wreckage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J89 Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BATTY BOY BUM BANDIT Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr. Estacado Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 f*ck this fredand f*ck the police i see you*fades into the background untill 2am* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percy Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 Maddys dissapearance is funnier imo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haze-e Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anti social Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 Ok seeing as every1 seems 2 be posting crap jokes....A man walks in2 a bar with a lump of tarmac under his arm. He gestures 2 the barman and says "can i have 2 pints please....1 for me and 1 for the road"a man walks in2 a bar and sees a sign. Cheese sandwich £2.50Ham sandwich £5.00Hand jobs £10.00The man walks up 2 the barmaid and says "wash ur hands bab i wanna cheese sarnie!**quickly leaves thread** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidge Weasle Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 *sheds a tear* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dipset Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 LOL @ erics jokeoriginal joke was abit dry*adds to failathon pics* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Em Dott Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cousin Of Sleep Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gage Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 A dyslexic man walks into a bra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOLDIE Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 thought the first joke was funny.second one.. meh.the one above Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Furta Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 Whats bob short for?Cos he's got short legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dubby Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 A dyslexic man walks into a bra creasin, dunno why i found that so funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davicious X Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 A man walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, some peanuts, one meal of the day, and a glass of wine. He watches the football on the main screen, finishes his order goes to the bathroom, pays his bill, leaving a tip fitting of the meal and the service and leaves.........What? You were expecting some kind of joke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest djbmc Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 A dyslexic man walks into a bra creasin, dunno why i found that so funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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