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Guest Cousin Of Sleep

Guest Cousin Of Sleep

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Kelly: Quick let's do it while I'm drunkASDA: What's the rush?Kelly: I've got a man and I don't wanna feel guilty:D
:D A chick actually said that? LORD!
Should have shot her dead-smack in the forehead.
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Mr Q Newbie

Mr Q

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Kelly: Quick let's do it while I'm drunkASDA: What's the rush?Kelly: I've got a man and I don't wanna feel guilty:D
:D A chick actually said that? LORD!
EL EM AY OH!Im dying!
I've told you man this before, but I was about to lash and she dropped: "I don't give head, I don't like going on top and I don't like it from behind"Oh and the ladies favourite-the standard lyric everyman has heard once in their life-time"I don't usually do this"
LMFAO!!.And yeah every man has heard the second bar!
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11.06: Chick is wipin mouth and checkin in mirror to see if face has any signs of d*ck-suckin-ness whilst im zippin up11.20: chick fones friend "hiii shanice i was jus fonin to see what time im meetin u to go church" no lie
LOOLThe church girls are always the most freaky.
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Guest David Braund

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"are you still gonna speak to me?""are we still gonna be friends 2moro?""but this is really bad" *takes another gulp on the d*ck*
i hate it when chicks talk whilst ur f*ckin or gettin headjust SHHHHHH
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11.06: Chick is wipin mouth and checkin in mirror to see if face has any signs of d*ck-suckin-ness whilst im zippin up11.20: chick fones friend "hiii shanice i was jus fonin to see what time im meetin u to go church" no lie
oh my....
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11.06: Chick is wipin mouth and checkin in mirror to see if face has any signs of d*ck-suckin-ness whilst im zippin up11.20: chick fones friend "hiii shanice i was jus fonin to see what time im meetin u to go church" no lie
LOOLThe church girls are always the most freaky.
I agree but story could be fraff tho.. CHruch service that starts after 11:20 hmm.
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Soca Junkie

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"I link man to jam with them""I dont have much girl friends, there too bitchy"
:D I've heard this from an acquaintance. Funny stuff.
LMAO. If only I could actually be bothered I'd go and find at least 2 occasions where this exact quote has come out of YOUR mouth...
I've never said I only link man to jam wit them :D So please find me this quote.
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"I dont have much girl friends, there too bitchy"
CO SIGN
11.06: Chick is wipin mouth and checkin in mirror to see if face has any signs of d*ck-suckin-ness whilst im zippin up11.20: chick fones friend "hiii shanice i was jus fonin to see what time im meetin u to go church" no lie
LOOLThe church girls are always the most freaky.
I agree but story could be fraff tho.. CHruch service that starts after 11:20 hmm.
Dont matter if the story is fake or notthat sh*t happenssinging them hymns with cum breath and that
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"I don't usually do this"
i swear this single has gone 999999999999999999999999x platinum.i remember 1 chick tht dropped this to me just as we startd lashin, 1st linkthing is the only reason i drew her is becoz my bredrin said she's odt, told me couple stories about how she gave bines in college toilets n ting.nxt ting tht happend was doggyin 1 soreasaurus, and im doin my ting nxt ting i see her hands waving infront of my face all tryna clutch onto my t-shirt, i look down and this dumb bitch is supporting herself with her face, all catchin carpet burn on her already disgusting face and tryna grab onto somethin 4 comforti'm just thinkin wtf.soz for goin off topic, jus wnted to share da story.
yeah I got the remix stillit goes something like 'I dont usually do this ON THE FIRST DATE'was the words I heard when I was proceeded to be given head after I lashed her for the finalie
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