You make up wearing hoes

[The Somalian]

Take of your make up b4 you lie down on my bed bitch has stained pillow casethat silk sh*t aint for you its for me to give me an extra sensation to my skin while i penetrateplus the make up gives out a certain smell after a while i think that is allgirls do u take of ur make up b4 u have sex ?

[O.Man]

i had this one girlfriend i used to have to avoid huggin when i was wearing white bcuz i would end up with an orange t shirttruesay wen she woke up my pillowcase was different colourdon't get me started on her facebitch are you green...orange...

[Axiom]

ona realthat stained pillowcase ting is annoyingmaking me angry just thinkin about itmight walk road with a super soaker and start wettin all these caked up bitches. any1 on this

[Guest David Braund]

i fondled one chick n she made me look like id been slapped by a ghostn the way im black allt he foundation jus showed up on y face differentlystepped out of the room my friend jus buss up, went to look in the mirror then after laughin for like 5 mins washed it

[Guest Flat Eric]

Allow foundation

[O.Man]

ona realthat stained pillowcase ting is annoyingmaking me angry just thinkin about itmight walk road with a super soaker and start wettin all these caked up bitches. any1 on this

i think thats called being meanits much more polite to actually approach them and gently wipe off their make uplol imagine actually doing that would be jokes

[Hernandez Balcazar]

i had this one girlfriend i used to have to avoid huggin when i was wearing white bcuz i would end up with an orange t shirttruesay wen she woke up my pillowcase was different colourdon't get me started on her facebitch are you green...orange...

CSGLAD MY CURRENT WIFES GOT A BEAUTIFAL FACE

[macz]

i had this one girlfriend i used to have to avoid huggin when i was wearing white bcuz i would end up with an orange t shirttruesay wen she woke up my pillowcase was different colourdon't get me started on her facebitch are you green...orange...

CSGLAD MY CURRENT WIFES GOT A BEAUTIFAL FACE

if thats true why she with you for u faggotall about the baby wipes tbhbitch aint f*ckin up my ish

[The Somalian]

what about when the bitch wears glitter and u get that stuff over ur face and hair and its all over ur bed

[Maxxx]

with girls that only look peng with make up FAIL

[Jdot]

i hate most ther perfumeslept round a gals flat the other night n in the moring everything smelt of the girls perfume, made me actaully feel like i was gonna be sick on the bus home n while sleepin in her bed i culdnt get 2 sleep cos of the strong smellsome girls wear wayyy 2 much n most smell disgustingg after urv been smellin it more then a couple of hours

[Guest David Braund]

i hate most ther perfumeslept round a gals flat the other night n in the moring everything smelt of the girls perfume, made me actaully feel like i was gonna be sick on the bus home n while sleepin in her bed i culdnt get 2 sleep cos of the strong smellsome girls wear wayyy 2 much n most smell disgustingg after urv been smellin it more then a couple of hours

coverin up the smell of that POOONTANGwhat was it sayin doe? so fresh n so clean?

[Axiom]

ona realthat stained pillowcase ting is annoyingmaking me angry just thinkin about itmight walk road with a super soaker and start wettin all these caked up bitches. any1 on this

i think thats called being meanits much more polite to actually approach them and gently wipe off their make uplol imagine actually doing that would be jokes

lmao

[ReZiW]

i had this one girlfriend i used to have to avoid huggin when i was wearing white bcuz i would end up with an orange t shirttruesay wen she woke up my pillowcase was different colourdon't get me started on her facebitch are you green...orange...

CSGLAD MY CURRENT WIFES GOT A BEAUTIFAL FACE

if thats true why she with you for u faggotall about the baby wipes tbhbitch aint f*ckin up my ish

:lol:

[A Bit Better]

Aaaargh, I hate this.I hate the fact that for like 6 months I thought maybe I had dry skin coz in my photos I always had random white patches on my face. Turned out it was from kissing stupid caked bitches on the cheek.I hate when you're with a chick and you kiss her neck and almost vomit coz you can taste the perfume she must have pretty much bathed in.There was this one chick that went to Warwick and used to come to my uni's nights out every now and then. Danced with her on two different nights. She would literally leave a HUGE brown smudge across my whole jeans or t-shirt coz of her fake tan. People laughed at me when I was going home the time it was on my tee (the last time I saw her). Not cool.Girls need to think these things through.

[Guest28]

i had this one girlfriend i used to have to avoid huggin when i was wearing white bcuz i would end up with an orange t shirttruesay wen she woke up my pillowcase was different colourdon't get me started on her facebitch are you green...orange...

CSGLAD MY CURRENT WIFES GOT A BEAUTIFAL FACE

if thats true why she with you for u faggotall about the baby wipes tbhbitch aint f*ckin up my ish

:lol:

dem random cheap shots

[Uncle Man]

low the chavs

[Ankle Murda]

f*ckin clown faces

[Guest David Braund]

Aaaargh, I hate this.I hate the fact that for like 6 months I thought maybe I had dry skin coz in my photos I always had random white patches on my face. Turned out it was from kissing stupid caked bitches on the cheek.I hate when you're with a chick and you kiss her neck and almost vomit coz you can taste the perfume she must have pretty much bathed in.There was this one chick that went to Warwick and used to come to my uni's nights out every now and then. Danced with her on two different nights. She would literally leave a HUGE brown smudge across my whole jeans or t-shirt coz of her fake tan. People laughed at me when I was going home the time it was on my tee (the last time I saw her). Not cool.Girls need to think these things through.

o yeafake tan is another one , i think theres liek diff types that dnt rub off n shitint had major problems with it tho, jus minor tings

[Grafter]

Aaaargh, I hate this.I hate the fact that for like 6 months I thought maybe I had dry skin coz in my photos I always had random white patches on my face. Turned out it was from kissing stupid caked bitches on the cheek.I hate when you're with a chick and you kiss her neck and almost vomit coz you can taste the perfume she must have pretty much bathed in.There was this one chick that went to Warwick and used to come to my uni's nights out every now and then. Danced with her on two different nights. She would literally leave a HUGE brown smudge across my whole jeans or t-shirt coz of her fake tan. People laughed at me when I was going home the time it was on my tee (the last time I saw her). Not cool.Girls need to think these things through.

LMFAO

[G-dub]

yeh i hate wen girl gets make up on ur bed.ur fresh white bed sheets etc come out lookin...

[violet]

don't wear foundation so this doesn't happen to mealthough one time i got in late and i couldn't be bothered to take off my eye makeup, i woke up with little black marks on my pillow from the mascara and eyeliner... that doesn't even wash out properly but i usually take it off... just use those simple cleansing wipes

[jellybone]

don't wear foundation so this doesn't happen to mealthough one time i got in late and i couldn't be bothered to take off my eye makeup, i woke up with little black marks on my pillow from the mascara and eyeliner... that doesn't even wash out properly but i usually take it off... just use those simple cleansing wipes

Women should put vasline all over their face and wash it off before they sleep.

[Stamina Man]

don't wear foundation so this doesn't happen to mealthough one time i got in late and i couldn't be bothered to take off my eye makeup, i woke up with little black marks on my pillow from the mascara and eyeliner... that doesn't even wash out properly but i usually take it off... just use those simple cleansing wipes

Women should put vasline all over their face and wash it off before they sleep.

My ex used to have some spray that she would spray on herself to prevent her makeup smudging off lol, can't remember what it was called.But yeah, long when some bosh hugs you, or their face touches your fresh black jacket smh.

[Twirl]

don't wear foundation so this doesn't happen to mealthough one time i got in late and i couldn't be bothered to take off my eye makeup, i woke up with little black marks on my pillow from the mascara and eyeliner... that doesn't even wash out properly but i usually take it off... just use those simple cleansing wipes

Women should put vasline all over their face and wash it off before they sleep.

why?