Ladies, whats the worst chat up line

[LuLu]

a guy has said to you ?

[Taurus]

how can i go clubbing last week and some guy goes to a girl "i lost my number can i have yours"LMFAO.

[Guest Eduardo]

Best is after he's been told that she's already got a man and is happy...."Do you want a second man?"

[Angelo]

Alright Treacle, wanna get sticky?

[Guest Flat Eric]

Them googled chat up lines there

[GOLDIE]

one guy just stared at me and goes "can i touch you?"called him a pervertone guy asked me in front of my mother "how comes you ain't breedin? if you were mines.."my mum went madnot really chat up lines, but they are mwad things to say to someone u don't know

[Angelo]

lol Nah I wishI said that for a dare once.Chick just said "NO."

[Vanessa]

If u were a flower i would pick u....gave him the evil eye, he walked back to his... decided to return and dropdo u believe in love at 1st sight or shall i walk by again.come on guys...ur sawgger needs to be on point. sheezus!

[Angelo]

Was his name Tyrese who was American but originally from Nigeria and moved there when he was very young?

[Vanessa]

No his name was tyrese who was from nigeria, works in mc d's.If i smile at him wen i go in there i get free food

[A Bit Better]

Was his name Tyrese who was American but originally from Nigeria and moved there when he was very young?

#aklbefasfojasfoajsfosaj;maf

[LuLu]

this morning, was at the bus stop in old t, some guy walks up to the bus stop, clocks my lovely pink travel bag, assumes im going on holiday and says '' where u flying to, because i can take you on the flight of your life 'was like wtfmust admit, guy was a joker , was such a random conversation we had.he asked for my number and said, can i take you for a drink sometime ........... i just laughed and said no, and got on the bus. i wasnt rude , was just blunt but polite at the same time.

[Ella]

Was his name Tyrese who was American but originally from Nigeria and moved there when he was very young?

lol, them ones.not really a chat up line, but I've had a 'Tyrese' say "we can be friends. I do you good" to me

[...*Nisha*...]

had one random come up to me giving it 'the word of the day is legs, lets go back to mine n spread the word'...swear i have never heard anything so stupid as that

[missBee]

i had this man say to me "my wife and i divorced and she took the kids so im a single man now." i kid u not!! lol. i just walked away he deserved no responce from me coz dude was actually serious!!& i have had "marry me" loooool. this was wen i was in college & this dude had his family on the 4ne ready to send money etc. worst of all he ddnt speak english, was from some french speaking country, so he had his friend translating lol.& this guy sed to me once in zulu when i was in joburg s.a "u are a bottle and i am water. & im filling u." ddnt get it at first then realised how dry it was & just walked away.if i remember more i will add coz i ave come across quite a number of weirdos!!

[Guest haze-e]

had one random come up to me giving it 'the word of the day is legs, lets go back to mine n spread the word'...swear i have never heard anything so stupid as that

LMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMAOLFMAOKILLER BARS.Bahahahaaha.

[Mister Man]

how can i go clubbing last week and some guy goes to a girl "i lost my number can i have yours"LMFAO.

airtime

[Wavant]

had one random come up to me giving it 'the word of the day is legs, lets go back to mine n spread the word'...swear i have never heard anything so stupid as that

Thats hard.Young player would get a spud just for bravery points.

[revs]

had one random come up to me giving it 'the word of the day is legs, lets go back to mine n spread the word'...swear i have never heard anything so stupid as that

LMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMAOLFMAOKILLER BARS.Bahahahaaha.

lol that line has been going around since before i left school

[A Bit Better]

had one random come up to me giving it 'the word of the day is legs, lets go back to mine n spread the word'...swear i have never heard anything so stupid as that

LMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMAOLFMAOKILLER BARS.Bahahahaaha.

lol that line has been going around since before i left school

Since I was in year 8. Never heard anybody over 15 drop it though.

[bex]

i had this man say to me "my wife and i divorced and she took the kids so im a single man now." i kid u not!! lol. i just walked away he deserved no responce from me coz dude was actually serious!!& i have had "marry me" loooool. this was wen i was in college & this dude had his family on the 4ne ready to send money etc. worst of all he ddnt speak english, was from some french speaking country, so he had his friend translating lol.& this guy sed to me once in zulu when i was in joburg s.a "u are a bottle and i am water. & im filling u." ddnt get it at first then realised how dry it was & just walked away.if i remember more i will add coz i ave come across quite a number of weirdos!!

lol worst chat up line ever. haven't heard anything that bad... i have had marry me before though, and he pretended to get down on one knee.. i just laughed.if i was a guy, my signature line would be *licks finger* *runs it down female's top* now let's go back to mine and get you out of those wet clotheshahai would come out with the corniest stuff just for jokes

[Badman]

f*ck you bitches

[Guest LOGers]

& this guy sed to me once in zulu when i was in joburg s.a "u are a bottle and i am water. & im filling u." ddnt get it at first then realised how dry it was & just walked away.if i remember more i will add coz i ave come across quite a number of weirdos!!

made me crease!

[Percy]

i had this man say to me "my wife and i divorced and she took the kids so im a single man now." i kid u not!! lol. i just walked away he deserved no responce from me coz dude was actually serious!!& i have had "marry me" loooool. this was wen i was in college & this dude had his family on the 4ne ready to send money etc. worst of all he ddnt speak english, was from some french speaking country, so he had his friend translating lol.& this guy sed to me once in zulu when i was in joburg s.a "u are a bottle and i am water. & im filling u." ddnt get it at first then realised how dry it was & just walked away.if i remember more i will add coz i ave come across quite a number of weirdos!!

lol worst chat up line ever. haven't heard anything that bad... i have had marry me before though, and he pretended to get down on one knee.. i just laughed.if i was a guy, my signature line would be *licks finger* *runs it down female's top* now let's go back to mine and get you out of those wet clotheshahai would come out with the corniest stuff just for jokes

LMFAOI'm so dropping that tonight.

[A Bit Better]

i had this man say to me "my wife and i divorced and she took the kids so im a single man now." i kid u not!! lol. i just walked away he deserved no responce from me coz dude was actually serious!!& i have had "marry me" loooool. this was wen i was in college & this dude had his family on the 4ne ready to send money etc. worst of all he ddnt speak english, was from some french speaking country, so he had his friend translating lol.& this guy sed to me once in zulu when i was in joburg s.a "u are a bottle and i am water. & im filling u." ddnt get it at first then realised how dry it was & just walked away.if i remember more i will add coz i ave come across quite a number of weirdos!!

lol worst chat up line ever. haven't heard anything that bad... i have had marry me before though, and he pretended to get down on one knee.. i just laughed.if i was a guy, my signature line would be *licks finger* *runs it down female's top* now let's go back to mine and get you out of those wet clotheshahai would come out with the corniest stuff just for jokes

LMFAOI'm so dropping that tonight.

Your hand will get hit away and she'll start making noise before you get to drop the line. Would be better if you just dip a couple fingers in your drink and flick it on her top.