Those "When will the ground swallow me up?" moments

[Seth Rollins]

You c*nts have turned this thread to sh*t with your washed up unfunny stories.

2008 stories>>>2010.

SMH @ this.

[Bardissimo]

lmfao

this thread shows how much ViP2 has fallen off

alas

[Seth Rollins]

I'm too emotional to even come to the realisation of the above post.

Sh*ts DISGUSTING.

[Black Ant]

ppl were saying that in 2008 though

its whatever...

[Trilliam]

on msn to my boy

me: the f*ck is that in yr display pic (picture of a ugly girl)

him: my cousin

i just signed off

LOLOL.

lol @ 001, jobs worth

[zeke]

Couple years back sitting on a bus opposite this overly attractive female.

She looks in my direction and says "hi sexy, hows things?"

me shocked as this female was well out of league answers back "Im cool yano babe, just chillin and dat"

to which she pointed at her handsfree ear piece with a plainface.

me

Bahahhahahahhaha

raaass, still kinda burns two years later lol

[Mic Man]

2008 stories>>>2010.

real talk

[Heero Yuy]

Couple years back sitting on a bus opposite this overly attractive female.

She looks in my direction and says "hi sexy, hows things?"

me shocked as this female was well out of league answers back "Im cool yano babe, just chillin and dat"

to which she pointed at her handsfree ear piece with a plainface.

me

Bahahhahahahhaha

raaass, still kinda burns two years later lol

LMAO

[A Bit Better]

wheres the chick who was lying so she can come explain why she thought she could try fool us.

I swear that "chick" has been trying to convince us "she" is a chick for ages. Not buying any of it tbh.

[dom dom bullets]

Couple years back sitting on a bus opposite this overly attractive female.

She looks in my direction and says "hi sexy, hows things?"

me shocked as this female was well out of league answers back "Im cool yano babe, just chillin and dat"

to which she pointed at her handsfree ear piece with a plainface.

me

Bahahhahahahhaha

raaass, still kinda burns two years later lol

LMAO them ones when u draw for the bell and walk the rest of the way

[TALLWAH]

In the front room with my marge and her friend, one sex scene comes on.

Now its just awkward silence.

[Skenghis Khan]

wheres the chick who was lying so she can come explain why she thought she could try fool us.

lol these were the last posts she made.

[BLACK VICTIM]

when someone at work spotted my tag we both looked down at my foot then i looked at him n there was a good 7 seconds silence i wish i could have disappeared right then

i was drunk at one chicks yard about 3-4 years ago n i was terrorising one room was pissing in her wardrobe n all sorts n she walked in on me haha

[Grafter]

when someone at work spotted my tag we both looked down at my foot then i looked at him n there was a good 7 seconds silence i wish i could have disappeared right then

i was drunk at one chicks yard about 3-4 years ago n i was terrorising one room was pissing in her wardrobe n all sorts n she walked in on me haha

that is reprehensible behaviour

sick

[Black Ant]

Radio is on that path to self destruction

[BLACK VICTIM]

I know it was disgusting but i was about 17 probably even 16 n i was drunk as a muh f*cker and your right i am a bit twisted i found the ridiculousness of the whole situation hilarious, but i know i done wrong and would never piss inside someones wardrobe and up there walls again

[kurious]

ergh

[Guest haze-e]

Lmao. f*cked.

[Guest Rorschach]

SWEET CHRIST.

I just dodged a major bullet

Not so much a ground swallow me up moment, but an almost ground swallow me up moment

was bbing one chick

then convo must have ended, then a next chick that I've beat bb's me , eventually she starts talking greaze and I'm like yea

At this point, because they have similar status names, I thought the chick that was talking greaze, was the FIRST chick, who im working on beating

So I was thinkin yea, I'm doin this ting, settin when the beats going down etc

then the FIRST chick who i was originally talking to pinged me...and I saw the two convos and it took me a second then I was like

went from 2 pussies 2 1 in a matter of seconds

at least I didn't bait myself, I would have died of awkwardness tbh, h

[A Bit Better]

Not gonna lie... I don't get it.

[Heero Yuy]

Resurrected the thread only for it to get dreaded out

smh

[Guest Rorschach]

I had a conversation open on bbm

the girls name was something with bare symbols in it yeah (this is a girl I want to smash)

I was having a random convo with her, then i didnt reply for a while and it died

then a girl that I have already smashed started a convo with me, her name also has bare stupid symbols in it

I didn't really pay attention so I just thought it was the first girl, who i want to smash

she was talking about when are we f*ck*ng etc

I was thinking it was the girl I havent smashed yet so I was like rah she's forward but whatever any hoals a gole fambly

this convo lasted from last night, untill this morning, before I realised it wasn't the girl i thought it was

luckily I hadn't used her name or said anythin about where she lived, so she didn't clock I thought I was talking to someone else, and all the things I had said that made it bait I was talking to someone else, she just.....laughed off cuz she was a bosh.