DJ Stashman Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 A TOURIST needing the loo at a railway station was killed by having a wee — on a live track.The victim was electrocuted after he crept into a recess to relieve himself.It is thought his urine splashed on the line and he died instantly when a 750-volt charge leaped up at him.Staff found his body after he was filmed on CCTV going into the nook at Vauxhall, South London, and failing to come out again.The man, a 41-year-old married teacher from Poland, is believed to have been on a visit to Britain to improve his English.It took police a week to identify the victim after the tragedy, which happened at around 5pm.The station has no toilets but there are public loos in a bus terminus nearby.A source said: “Perhaps because he was from Poland he had no idea the rail was electrified. His family back home are heartbroken.”About 40 per cent of Britain’s 10,200 miles of train track is electrified. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1453527.ece Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest David Braund Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 wot would happen if u took a sh*t on a live track then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ego Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 pissed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 depends if it plopped or if it was still hangin from your anus at the point of contactis sh*t a conductor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jellybone Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 How tragic. He died relieved... at least his family have that much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mizchif Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 I always wondered about this.Took them a week to identify man you know. I just thought it would have burnt off his d*ck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creed Diskenth Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 pissed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ankle Murda Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 :mellow: pissed...Deep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Poetic Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 ROFL @ the replys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ella Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 pissed... lolI dunno what to say. Is it wrong that I keep wondering how burnt his... never mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jellybone Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 pissed... lolI dunno what to say. Is it wrong that I keep wondering how burnt his... never mindThats so disrespectful. Next you will be wondering if his pubic hairs were standing on end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOLDIE Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 was just reading this on metro websitea lesson to all really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest David Braund Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 imagine if a chick did itu reckon she'd orgasm before she flat lined? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mizchif Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Reckon her fanny would explode and there would just be a bowling ball sized hole where it should be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Somalian Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 A source said: “Perhaps because he was from Poland he had no idea the rail was electrified. His family back home are heartbroken.”http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1453527.ece lol rip still Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That's That Kid Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Reckon her fanny would explode and there would just be a bowling ball sized hole where it should beWhat about if she's got a bucket?(No Seriouss send) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Q Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 pissed...LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Furta Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Lol at polish tourist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Flat Eric Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 pissed...LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 A source said: “Perhaps because he was from Poland he had no idea the rail was electrified. His family back home are heartbroken.”LOLthem sly boyments there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake1325356891 Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 lol they wud of been tryna find out who he was for a week he wudnt of had that bad burns it would of stopped his heart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Batman Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 At vauxhall station, behind the little...shelter thing, that used to be me and my girls SPOT, boy.One time we was behind it lipsin n sh*t, and some drunk man runs up like 'PHWOAAR I GOTTA PISS'Juss pulls out his tings n start pissin on the wall near us, bun that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.B.Blackman Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK VICTIM Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 You shoulda saved that idea for a genuinly hilarious topic/exposure, what a waste Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Batman Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 You shoulda saved that idea for a genuinly hilarious topic/exposure, what a waste Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.