drifterman Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 i got hotted up thoughi use to pass a note round the class for people to put their name on the bottom if they wanted peng at break1 geog teacher mr taylor intercepted ithe handed it into head and because my writing was so bad they couldnt really read what it said at the top of the pageso they blew it up to A2 size and called my parents into the office to try and decipher itthen they called me in i said i'd been watching lock stock 2 smoking barrels and was pretending 2 b one of the mandem from the film lmfaoonly got 2 week suspension & drug tests Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurious Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 was any1 bad enough 2 tell a teacher bout their coffee breath looooli wasnt i had 2 write 1000 lines 4 telling a teacher 2 wipe the crumbs from their mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZiW Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Shotting your mums green tea to some yr 9 kid>>>>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tibbius Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 your boys were them yr 9 boys once! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 was any1 bad enough 2 tell a teacher bout their coffee breath looooli wasnt i had 2 write 1000 lines 4 telling a teacher 2 wipe the crumbs from their mouth One boy was told to come outta the class, teacher was standing by the door so he starts punchin the air an goes "if you dont move and i hit u its not my fault" like the simpsons episode.....it was tooooo funny. He never came back, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZiW Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 your boys were them yr 9 boys once!yhyh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tibbius Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 i miss Rutlish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZiW Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 I lie, Dem times man was on John Innes path looking to bunk. everymans going lesson and you boot into the park, the loser kids were always like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurious Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 lol @ never cumin bk man went into the school dinners an ting*oh sheezspeakin of neeky kidsmember wen god decided he loved u those days, and u had no teacherlike ur sub wudnt cum in then 1 bastard neek wud go to the office and REQUEST 4 a teacher id just sit in disbeleif, these were the same neeks that wud run and get SMT to remove u from the class when ur teacher cudnt do it themselves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidge Weasle Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 lol @ never cumin bk man went into the school dinners an ting*oh sheezspeakin of neeky kidsmember wen god decided he loved u those days, and u had no teacherlike ur sub wudnt cum in then 1 bastard neek wud go to the office and REQUEST 4 a teacher id just sit in disbeleif, these were the same neeks that wud run and get SMT to remove u from the class when ur teacher cudnt do it themselvesswear down i used to be so upset when this happens, i was so angry id have tears in my eyes and sh*t, just couldnt believe someone would do that.when lesson ended and u all walked out the room, everyone trying to get a cheeky right hook on them, or lunch time hits and they just see all the people from the class walkin up to them slow and calm, brutal rushings were handed out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tibbius Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 lol @ being a yr 11 charging yr 9's for curry chips Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShowermanSamuel Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Aint been suspended from school for gettin caught bunnin, video evidence and everything.Aint been bitten by a dog chasing you on your push bikeAint thrown stones at trains on the evening commuteAint had to splurt from police with heat or food on you - them heart poundersAint had to fall out with one of your closest guys cos they're on stupidness only for them to see the light and come back into the fold later onAint had a drama and madness from a babymother or ex wifeAint had a pregnancy scare at them ages when you just know you'd get BADDED by mum when she found outAint been clinic on a shook one only to find out it was all okAint got got served drink and cigarettes BAIT underage by the local corner shopAint battried a slosh with one of ur boys (nh)Aint had a girls dad walk in on you beating his daughter and chase you out the yardAint run them code 10's as the inside man and it gone wrong and had to delete the CCTV footage before feds cameAint had beef with your cousin over what ur Nan got you both for christmasAint been on a holiday with the man demAint got your mum and dad leanAint got ur rabbit leanAint search the whole house as a yout to find dads pornAint washed cars in summer holidays just to scrape some change for a pizza cos there's nothing in the houseAint bunked train and been caught Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vtec Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Tripping over in public whilst walking...And trying to style it out.Running for the bus like a goon only to reach the door and driver pulls off rags... in front of everyone. No where to run or hide. (just wanna curl up into fetal position and spazz out) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 LOL Walk into reg with a bunch of people 20 mins late. But one person always ducks ahead of the group so they can walk into class, give their excuse, and sit down before the group arrive knowing they have less chance of a bollocking if they come late on their own.*Group arrives*First person gets the "why are you late" an they usually get the brunt of the bollocking and has to do the talking... Everyone behind pops their head through the door like yeah i was with him, and just sits down.Every 3rd or 4th person tailors the excuse differently, or comes up with a new one.And one day when the group walked in late the dialog went something like this."WHAT time do you call this young lady?""Sorry miss, there was a tube strike""Just sit down, and what about you darren?""Nah I weren't with her I get bus miss, but their was a bus strike"*Class joker strolls in with the deepest red eye, and the weed is pongggging out the classroom*(Everyone including the form tutor knew this guy lives literally doors from the school)Teacher - "And you?""er, er.. Pavement Strike?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 You got your rabbit high?!!And ur parents, lol....Dan ur a joker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShowermanSamuel Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Aint been in ur boys yard with a bar of punk whilst it got raided, sent one man out the top floor window to stash it while the dog searches sniffs the drum. Then manage to balls ur food while three feds and a dog are all in the semi-lit front room questioning you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShowermanSamuel Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 You got your rabbit high?!!And ur parents, lol....Dan ur a joker!The rabbit had no choice, the garage was gettin boxed.Mum, think she used to bun in the days. All listens to Jimmy Cliff, bless her pasty self. Didn't take much convincing.Dad, biggest anti smoker, has dissed me hard for years. Finally got him to toke, he went bed like five mins after caked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Aint been clinic on a shook one only to find out it was all okAint had beef with your cousin over what ur Nan got you both for christmasAint search the whole house as a yout to find dads porn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tibbius Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 if u never run up on room 2 of an under 18's rave & stole the DJ headphones to use as a mic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShowermanSamuel Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 if u never run up on room 2 of an under 18's rave & stole the DJ headphones to use as a micThis! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 if u never run up on room 2 of an under 18's rave & stole the DJ headphones to use as a micStandard tings..Who ever went to royales?Even the main booth got hijacked.. unknown randoms coming to the rave with their vynils in their bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShowermanSamuel Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 if u never run up on room 2 of an under 18's rave & stole the DJ headphones to use as a micStandard tings..Who ever went to royales?Even the main booth got hijacked.. unknown randoms coming to the rave with their vynils in their bag.Played there so many times. Biggest pub man crowd ever.They're turned it into a Liquid now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tibbius Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 i want to go back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurious Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 aint lived if ur mum didnt send u a box in the headteachers officeaint lived if u havent threatened to stab urself cuz u were groundedaint lived if no 1 used 2 cum knock 4 u after home and away so u cud 'play out'aint lived if ur a black chick and u wernt always yellow ranger (saber tooth tiger ow ya mean)aint lived if u havent tried 2 kill ur younger sibling but no means of disposing the body stoppedaint lived if uv never got splinter in ur arse from the mega slide in adventure playgroundaint lived if a chicken leg, slice of hardo bread, wagon wheel and a chubby juice wernt in ur lunch box Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShowermanSamuel Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Aint lived if you aint been stung by a bee/wasp at least five times in ur life - usually for throwing things at the nestAint lived if you or ur bredrin didnt have a tree house, and at some point fell out of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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