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This is probably the best punch I ever heard, I was blown away. Kinda got me into feeling punchline rappers. U actually rewinded it and was like 'DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM'"If I happen to miss, you'll be happy as sh*t, running around yelling IM ALIVE like Johnny 5""I spit that forest fire your flows kinda candle like, thats why I got the underground locked like the trains on strike"- 40 CAL"Its like the University because they're all dropping from Cal's Tech"- 40 CAL"All these girls wanna freak on a regs, begging me to come again and I dont mean repeat what I said"- J.R. Writer"These niggas still on the same sh*t like race car spelt backwards"- Fred Da Godson

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"I make niggas bleed like it's that time of the month, period" - Papoose"Soon as you get a crumb, they wanna bury yaThat's why I travel with a semi, like Eddie in "Coming to America" " - Fabolous"When I stop and pop with the taurus thumpin, Ya'll better stop the cops or get to forrest gumpin'" - Fabolous"I wanna know is the promised land heaven or hell cos the niggas that made promises most of them fell.........." - Jadakiss"I pop up like Xzibit, but given I'm at your crib it's not to put no f*ck*ng fish tanks in your Civic" - Fabolous""they growin up quick you got to start buyin ya seed's gunscuz nowadays they can spray magazine before they can read one" - Fabolous

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" My gun clap like the f*ck*ng passengers when they plane lands"- Papoose" Like dreadlocks I'm ontop of the roster (rusta)"- Papoose" Like a white girl up in the club you just can't back it up"- J.R. Writer" You think I'm spelling IVERSON when the beef all done, cause you'll be on I.V. in the E.R, SON"

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Jadakissand I'ma get Buckss like Milwaukee cause like -Sam- I - Can-sell TTKKFabolouscause the only way I see time behind barsif its a cartier//Jadakissput your brains everywhere so you could share your thoughts/JadakissFirst nigga to cook base on a Foreman grillAnd you might win some, but you just lost oneKiss +Miseducates+ 'em like Lauryn HilljadakissNever cut broads, I let everybody hit 'em/My bullets is like chicken pox, everybody get 'em/fabolousI got spots in the whip to stuff crome, that would of help Puff CombsfabolousIf I let this diablo door raise//I'ma have the front of ya crib lookin like Diallos doorway//MaliceFrom days I wasn't "Abel/able", there was always "Cain/caine"//

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Big L and everything he saysAlso No cassidy is FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAILI'm makin rap hits, I snap flicks and mack chicks/ Just the slim ones, you won't see L with no fat bitch I wasn't 'poor', I was po', I couldn't afford the o-rIm known for snatchin' purses and bombin' churches,I get more p*ssy on accident then most niggas get on purpose f*ck OFF>___My run is like Machine Gun Kelly, with a black skully,Put one in your belly, leave you smelly, then take your Pelle PelleF BARELord Finess>______CassFiness and L got that sh*t on lock

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This is probably the best punch I ever heard, I was blown away. Kinda got me into feeling punchline rappers. U actually rewinded it and was like 'DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM'"If I happen to miss, you'll be happy as sh*t, running around yelling IM ALIVE like Johnny 5""I spit that forest fire your flows kinda candle like, thats why I got the underground locked like the trains on strike"- 40 CAL"Its like the University because they're all dropping from Cal's Tech"- 40 CAL"All these girls wanna freak on a regs, begging me to come again and I dont mean repeat what I said"- J.R. Writer"These niggas still on the same sh*t like race car spelt backwards"- Fred Da Godson
The virignia tech line and the last one only decent onesthe rest are primary school bars tbh
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'When I see ya car in traffic, Ima jacket like Burlington''Im so sicknin you can tell by the expression on my face,that i'll get in that ass like Preperation H''Smells these rocks im cooking they aint wrestling moves'.....lol corny though'I sell herb cos I heard dough grow on trees, I aint dropped no cds but my flow diseases you dont like me so you can blow on these/I will throw a clip at you homie hold these you niggas lactose intolerant no cheese/Like old weaves yall slip off track''You must think that it be nice and sweet till the chrome split your dome till the light skin meat''yall cats aint a match for cass cuz yall rookies, and be around pussys like maxi pads''I been in sh*t since there was sh*t in my pamper man,since a buck I been bucked like tampa man' TTKK'My nigga beside me with triggers and niggas get bodied,I lock a strip and chop a brick like I'm mr. miyagi''For the loot niggas shoot niggas like a camera manSnappin a picture, you get stuck like the back of a stickerI got bars like the factory manufacturing snickersAnd I do crimes for the bread like croutonsWith two nines I be layin clowns down like foutonsWith the bullets in the rocket, my pockets is full of creamI'm blowin steam keep the steel in my hands like wolverine[talking intermission:]Poppin the metal, you niggas is not on my levelI'm locking the kettle man, I'm hot like the pot and the kettle' LOL'Come over here yo dont be scared hoe Im trying to do is get brain like the scare crow on wizard of oz look i wont be lying, alot of yall will need courage like the cowardly lion, all this powder im buying I could make a yellow brick road and my nickles is the size of swiss nose' LMFAO (whole freestyle is LEGENDARY)'My name is cassidy I know you remember me man I hold twin revolvers like yosimite sam'+ this the best freestyle in the booth best ever(was officially voted that aswell)Basically L died and came back as CassGOT BARE just cant be bothered with any more they are probably better aswell

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these are the best punchlines you guys have heard?
beg u come with something instead of coming in to talk sh*t
dont be mad at me cause you got like three good punchlines from like fifteen posts.ill edit inabit.
I beg u stop talking, I hate when people act dumb like dis. Its just basic hating, contribute or llow it.I hear dat INFAMOUS, my favourite Cassidy bars gotta be the 'Bring niggas to your crib like your older sisters' one. I think its from some freestyle wit him n Jin
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these are the best punchlines you guys have heard?
beg u come with something instead of coming in to talk sh*t
dont be mad at me cause you got like three good punchlines from like fifteen posts.ill edit inabit.
I beg u stop talking, I hate when people act dumb like dis. Its just basic hating, contribute or llow it.I hear dat INFAMOUS, my favourite Cassidy bars gotta be the 'Bring niggas to your crib like your older sisters' one. I think its from some freestyle wit him n Jin
yh'i knock down ur door like jehovah witnessnd bring niggas to ur crib like your older sisters'
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