Fresh Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 I'll start with a couple I used to catch the wrath of on a regular. Mum - "More food? You gonna eat me out of house & home"Grandma - "EEEHEEE Tomarrow him go step BOOF BOOF BOOF, while we a step TIP TIP TIP" "When ting go rang... Don't come tell me bout no cow dead & arse fat" ttkk "Use the couch, Dont sit so close to the tele" "Dont pull chiney eyes if the wind blows wrong it will stick"More to come Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thizz Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 IN ENGLISH? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Sorry dont cook good soup. - My great aunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Posted October 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 IN ENGLISH?No point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZiW Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Your ass is grass and I'm a lawnmower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 "always were a condom" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Jammy Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 "Duppy know who fi frighten""A haunted yuh haunted"Me: what we having for dinner mum?Her: Saltfish tail and jancrow liver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Somalian Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 dont fly past your nest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 "Duppy know who fi frighten""A haunted yuh haunted"Me: what we having for dinner mum?Her: Saltfish tail and jancrow liver The way my mum used to get aggy about us asking whts for dinner, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Somalian Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 u will meet ur waterloois she a sort Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davicious X Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Auntie: Give God your heart and gimme your backsideMe: Pops how come I never see you clean anything?Dad: Thats why I had kidsCuz: You gonna get what de duck get. What do de duck get? De duck get f*ck!Different cuz: They actually sold you a playstation 3 box with bricks in it... And you handed them money?!? Try take this thing for Mo' Money.Uncle: Next time you want to give your woman the goodwood make sure you put a sock in her mouth, me nah want to hear it.Many many more to come Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 LOOOOOOOOLYour uncle...looooooool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Posted October 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 *Friday night 1994-1999 Dad walks down the stairs in his going out garms with a bottle of rum*"Dad where you going?""Timbuktu""What.. seriously where you going?""Too see a man about a dog... move""Let me come dad pleeeease""Listen move... When I give you a lick you'll see stars" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 *Friday night 1994-1999 Dad walks down the stairs in his going out garms with a bottle of rum*"Dad where you going?""Timbuktu""What.. seriously where you going?""Too see a man about a dog... move""Let me come dad pleeeease""Listen move... When I give you a lick you'll see stars"I used to get that one on a regular boy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Jammy Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Short cut draw bloodLong cut draw sweat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurious Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 'your gonna sh*t tommorow' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucarelli Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 "im going to beat ya till the white meat shows" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 did not comprehend the first post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Jammy Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Me: I'm boredMum: Stand on your head and kick your feet in the airI slyly tried it once when I was a younger but failed quicker than Stabillo bossmans topic on Tn's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Gayle Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 "Duppy know who fi frighten""A haunted yuh haunted"Me: what we having for dinner mum?Her: Saltfish tail and jancrow liver oh gosh, this is worse than Corned Beef and rice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trim Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 "im going to beat ya till the white meat shows"R.I.P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Gayle Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Puss and Dog nah av deh same luckGet the beltAnd the classic.....Stop your crying before I give you something to cry for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trim Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 "money dont grow on trees"[oldskool] those who cant hear will feel [/oldskool] :lol:never heard it myself but heard someone else get a violent sounding "you want me to give you something to cry about" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trim Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Puss and Dog nah av deh same luckGet the beltAnd the classic.....Stop your crying before I give you something to cry forLMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Gayle Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 "money dont grow on trees"[oldskool] those who cant hear will feel [/oldskool] :lol:never heard it myself but heard someone else get a violent sounding "you want me to give you something to cry about"Heard that so many times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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