KayGee Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 them girls thereone link wanted me to f*ck her last weektelling me something about dischargei asked what it wasshe is telling me about all this goo coming out of her pumtelling me better out than ini felt sickshe called me 11pm wanting to come to my yard and f*ck me i never answered my phone and aint sincei barebacked this ting b4smhclue me up on discharge is it normal?Discharge is just the vaginas way of cleaning itself. Usually it will be thin and clear (barely noticeable) other times more white in colour and thicker in texture, its all completely normal just depending on time of the month and things like that.IF discharge is excessive, yellow/green or smells then there is a problem.The way she described it was disgusting and if shes calling it goo i would stay well away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o-guy Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 i personally think that girls should go into the toilets and wipe themselves once every hourfilthy things... hw can u just revel in yur own juices like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lemons Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 them girls thereone link wanted me to f*ck her last weektelling me something about dischargei asked what it wasshe is telling me about all this goo coming out of her pumtelling me better out than ini felt sickshe called me 11pm wanting to come to my yard and f*ck me i never answered my phone and aint sincei barebacked this ting b4smhclue me up on discharge is it normal?Discharge is just the vaginas way of cleaning itself. Usually it will be thin and clear (barely noticeable) other times more white in colour and thicker in texture, its all completely normal just depending on time of the month and things like that.IF discharge is excessive, yellow/green or smells then there is a problem.The way she described it was disgusting and if shes calling it goo i would stay well away.I don't want to see you typing about things like this anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abc123 Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 some guy tld me this story in college, but he's 1 of them guys that loves to hyperbolise, therefore im not sure about it's credibilty.Apparently, some guy wanted to roger his chick and she gave her consent.Foolishly, they did this at a time when she had not had a sh*t in a while.Right in the middle of the act, she f*ckin sh*t all over the sofa.With the mess to great to clean, they were left facing a huge dilema.Which was, "should they tell her parents the truth, or BLAME THE DOG".They chose to blame the dog as a result the parents thought it would be best to put the dog down.As the mess was so great and the dog was elderly, with a history of bowl problems.The gutless sodomites still decided to remain silent.Consquently, the dog was PUT DOWN.Lmao I read this in that ''Dear Deirde'' section of The Sun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bit Better Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 them girls thereone link wanted me to f*ck her last weektelling me something about dischargei asked what it wasshe is telling me about all this goo coming out of her pumtelling me better out than ini felt sickshe called me 11pm wanting to come to my yard and f*ck me i never answered my phone and aint sincei barebacked this ting b4smhclue me up on discharge is it normal?Discharge is just the vaginas way of cleaning itself. Usually it will be thin and clear (barely noticeable) other times more white in colour and thicker in texture, its all completely normal just depending on time of the month and things like that.IF discharge is excessive, yellow/green or smells then there is a problem.The way she described it was disgusting and if shes calling it goo i would stay well away.I don't want to see you typing about things like this anymore.A-bloody-greed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Somalian Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 yeah think her stuff must of been yellow and green still*cries* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realz. Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 ** ** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Old Man Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 ** **Yah'mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yardie 2.0 Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 farkin ell mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lemons Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 ** **Yah'mean.I would surf up on that like bitch like Bugs Bunny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Triple XXX Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 these topics are helping man with the compulsory celebacy still Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Flat Ericó Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 ** **remember seeing this pic on rwd (or old vip2)i right clicked 'save picture as' then and i will do it now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayven Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 I was expecting to read the story of some dude who f*cked his girl in the ass.Pulled out, and saw a piece of sweetcorn hanging off his d*ck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuppatopbrer Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 some guy tld me this story in college, but he's 1 of them guys that loves to hyperbolise, therefore im not sure about it's credibilty.Apparently, some guy wanted to roger his chick and she gave her consent.Foolishly, they did this at a time when she had not had a sh*t in a while.Right in the middle of the act, she f*ckin sh*t all over the sofa.With the mess to great to clean, they were left facing a huge dilema.Which was, "should they tell her parents the truth, or BLAME THE DOG".They chose to blame the dog as a result the parents thought it would be best to put the dog down.As the mess was so great and the dog was elderly, with a history of bowl problems.The gutless sodomites still decided to remain silent.Consquently, the dog was PUT DOWN.Heard this before.They've even re-enacted the scene in some BBC3 Comedy.Stories are raw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trim Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 some guy tld me this story in college, but he's 1 of them guys that loves to hyperbolise, therefore im not sure about it's credibilty.Apparently, some guy wanted to roger his chick and she gave her consent.Foolishly, they did this at a time when she had not had a sh*t in a while.Right in the middle of the act, she f*ckin sh*t all over the sofa.With the mess to great to clean, they were left facing a huge dilema.Which was, "should they tell her parents the truth, or BLAME THE DOG".They chose to blame the dog as a result the parents thought it would be best to put the dog down.As the mess was so great and the dog was elderly, with a history of bowl problems.The gutless sodomites still decided to remain silent.Consquently, the dog was PUT DOWN.Heard this before.They've even re-enacted the scene in some BBC3 Comedy.Stories are rawlol what i was gonna say when i read it. was that coming of age programme that used to come on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RYDER. Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 did that actually happen though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrigan Posted July 19, 2009 Report Share Posted July 19, 2009 I was expecting to read the story of some dude who f*cked his girl in the ass.Pulled out, and saw a piece of sweetcorn hanging off his d*ck.Dats butters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jm0nEy Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 I was expecting to read the story of some dude who f*cked his girl in the ass.Pulled out, and saw a piece of sweetcorn hanging off his d*ck.Dats buttersHABK JFN m NZFZGBJK NNj ' ;\nd\jdgj \n Gdbs g:GBDjdg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepz Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 I was expecting to read the story of some dude who f*cked his girl in the ass.Pulled out, and saw a piece of sweetcorn hanging off his d*ck.Dats buttersHABK JFN m NZFZGBJK NNj ' ;\nd\jdgj \n Gdbs g:GBDjdgThat made me feel sick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK VICTIM Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 my friend raped a 14 year oldnot really a story more of a sex crime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Triple XXX Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 I was expecting to read the story of some dude who f*cked his girl in the ass.Pulled out, and saw a piece of sweetcorn hanging off his d*ck.Dats buttersHABK JFN m NZFZGBJK NNj ' ;\nd\jdgj \n Gdbs g:GBDjdgThat made me feel sickthats f*ckin hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TimeBomb Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 a girl was dipping my d*ck in a pot of haagen daaz and sucking it, when she was done i put it on the side and ducked, came home to find my mum munching on the same pot, couldnt even think of an excuse to take it off her and she finished it up.sorry mum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavant Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 a girl was dipping my d*ck in a pot of haagen daaz and sucking it, when she was done i put it on the side and ducked, came home to find my mum munching on the same pot, couldnt even think of an excuse to take it off her and she finished it up.sorry mum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realz. Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 a girl was dipping my d*ck in a pot of haagen daaz and sucking it, when she was done i put it on the side and ducked, came home to find my mum munching on the same pot, couldnt even think of an excuse to take it off her and she finished it up.sorry mum.LLLLLOOOWWW IT!in a screwed up way what happened was indirect incest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Planet Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Your mum swallowed u fum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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