Morning storys.

[manuel]

I only remember parts of what happened. Ill try and keep it short and sweet. When I was 17.Got a taxi back to some womans house after a night out and we stopped off at this 24 hour garage. She comes back with a massive pack of cans and abck at hers I remember going through them like it was water. Bare in mind Im already drunk as hell. The rest is blurry. I wake up in some childrens bedroom (Now I know what your thinking but it was her sons bedroom, I aint no kiddy fiddler It was definitely her I came home with). I sneak out and go down stairs and its about 5am by this point. There are LOADS of people there. I dont remember any of them being there earlier on. Now at this point Im feeling a bit ill. A bit freaked out too becuase I was so drunk. I start to feel sick so I go to the front door and it has like 5 bolts on it and chains and sh*t so I bail back in the kitchen. I decide to try and climb out the window. It was one of them long rectangle ones at the top in the picture belowIt just wernt happening plus I remember there was a crazy dog in the garden snapping at my leg which was the only part of my body I managed to get out the window. I go and try for the front door again but Im sick all over the living room floor. I then projectile vomit in some babies pram in the hallway (Hope no baby was in there lol). Someone finally lets me out and I run off down the street barley able to stand. Now Im completely lost. Next thing I now some guy is calling my name. Im lying face down in the rain behind someones wall in their garden completely covered in mud from falling over I look up and its a paramdeic saying are you *insert my name* you called us earlier and we traced your phone. I dont remember calling them but checked call history and I did. glad they found me or Id prob have died as it was pissing it down in December. I remember being very apologetic about wasting their time and that they should be treating some real casualties. They said dont worry and they called my dad to come pick me up. Id like to think he was impressed.

[Skola]

lmaolmaoand lmao againi laughed at the first lineand pretty much every paragraph of the story

[Heero Yuy]

:rofl:Them impenetrable windows there

[Sleepz]

lmaolmaoand lmao againi laughed at the first lineand pretty much every paragraph of the story

[Fearless-Guy]

lolol best story so far

[Necksta]

got licked, went my friends house, tripped over a f*ck*ng bin, chipped my tooth from the concrete, now my bottom two teeth look like a f*ck*ng wham bar.

[charliechalk]

Ok, I don't really get drunk like that or like you lot seem to but my one and only story where I can't remember sh*t involved me going out one night musta drank a lot and coming home with the following items STOLEN from the clubs and or bars I visited (swear on me Sisters eyes this is true and I have witnesses):A bottle of RoseOne lampshadeFour Bic Biros (blue)One set of cutleryThree wine glassesA shoeA jumperAnd a Burger King employees hatp.s. I had a big hobo bag btw

[Lieutenant]

This absinthe sounds like a vstAllow drinking 70 alc unless ur trying to lose ur life

Backed 2 50ml shots of the black one(80%) and that completely licked my head off for the night

[Corrigan]

Ok, I don't really get drunk like that or like you lot seem to but my one and only story where I can't remember sh*t involved me going out one night musta drank a lot and coming home with the following items STOLEN from the clubs and or bars I visited (swear on me Sisters eyes this is true and I have witnesses):A bottle of RoseOne lampshadeFour Bic Biros (blue)One set of cutleryThree wine glassesA shoeA jumperAnd a Burger King employees hatp.s. I had a big hobo bag btw

YOU TRUELY ARE A SCOUCER

[Angelo]

BristolFreshers WeekOceana then Panache then Casino then some grim kebab shop.Lying in the middle of Park St. being sick in a pile right next to me. People walking past but I couldn't understand what they were saying or what was going on. Ruined a nice shirt that night too.

[Yuri]

7 pints of southern comfortwhat a twat

[djbmc]

Back when i was at school my mate had a house to himself so we went over there, had a few cans each, jumped on the vodka he nicked from the cupboard (we later replaced wot we drank with water....smh) Anyway i remember going in his loft and finding sum old porno mags and the rest is a haze, however, the next day, as we left to go home it was apparent that we had torn pages out the publications, gone on the rampage and glued the pages to the windscreens of cars down his road.

[Guest Flat Eric]

there was a party in ashford. had about 3 and a half bottles of rum. woke up lying in the middle of a train carriage way. asked someone where this train is going and they said its the eurostar to france. started panicking. saw a fire extinguisher and smashed a window open and jumped out (whilst vomitting). didnt know the train was moving, hurt my ankle but i was ok. started walking and then the police stopped me and arrested me. apparently i was naked but i swore i had clothes on. they said the only clothes i had on was my belt. thats when i vomitted in his face.

[Yuri]

there was a party in ashford. had about 3 and a half bottles of rum. woke up lying in the middle of a train carriage way. asked someone where this train is going and they said its the eurostar to france. started panicking. saw a fire extinguisher and smashed a window open and jumped out (whilst vomitting). didnt know the train was moving, hurt my ankle but i was ok. started walking and then the police stopped me and arrested me. apparently i was naked but i swore i had clothes on. they said the only clothes i had on was my belt. thats when i vomitted in his face.

tbh if you made that up as you were typing it i'm impressed

[Guest Flat Eric]

lol

[serpent]

Too many bullshitters on here tbh.

[Yuri]

:/its pretty easy to make stuff up bro'i drank four litres of vodka last night'u see.

sorry mate i was never that good at creative writing

[Corrigan]

Tbh I havnt been paraletic drunk since I was like 14thankfully i was in a park and it was only like 3pm so I was Soberish by like 10, just remember lieing in my own sick unable to movelookin back I dunno what I was playin at, I shud have been playing ps2 or kicking ball those times

[Angelo]

swear paramedics can only trace landline calls to an address?dunno about that triangulation sh*t.story was f*ck*ng funny none the lessalso whoever said 7 pints of soco is an aboslute d*ckhead

[Trilliam]

Back when i was at school my mate had a house to himself so we went over there, had a few cans each, jumped on the vodka he nicked from the cupboard (we later replaced wot we drank with water....smh) Anyway i remember going in his loft and finding sum old porno mags and the rest is a haze, however, the next day, as we left to go home it was apparent that we had torn pages out the publications, gone on the rampage and glued the pages to the windscreens of cars down his road.

:D

[Mister Man]

good topic, I have only ever the same old story, just being sick and having a headache, also the dirty after-taste in my mouth of the booze the previous night.big the up the man the know they have to hit the cafe on the Sat/Sun morning after a session

[SoCo KinG]

works out to about 80 shots lol. samuelzzz goes ard

loooooooooooooooool

lmao drinking that much SC could only lead to blindness or liver failure SURELYserious question samOR

the pint glass..but filled 3/4s full like the other 1 is..bout tellin the lie in real life people were obviously there you prick..last night i drunk 12 bottles of stella..half a big bottle of alize and 2 dirty pints and i wern't even THAT bad... feelin it now though.

[SoCo KinG]

LOl SAMUEL you just ruined your whole E-credibility (it werent too good before), man OBVIOUSLY got confused with what southern comfort actually is, you know its 35% right? so your telling me you drank like 6/7 pints of that`? Would be smashed off ONE pint would be gone off two 3 would make you very sick any more and its a trip to the hospital mateI think someones telling porkies

7 pints filled 3/4s of the way..that prob takes away about 2-3 pints worth just there..you saying 3 pints would make you sick..but where i was drinking them so fast it didn't have time to kick in untill i was f*cked.anyone that drinks fast knows you can drink loads without it touching you then suddenly it kicks in and you feel f*cked.

[SoCo KinG]

so you can't drink say 4 FULL pints of southern comfort even if it does make you sick?you should come drinkin with me m8..i know people who can drink alot more then mestartin to think u man don't even drink

[SoCo KinG]

Obviously you werent that bad thats petence compared to 7 pints of socoYou know as a child there used to be some kid in my glass used to make up the biggest gas stories, but when he got clocked, he used to talk about the same subject, but this time say something completly opposite. Think his name was samuel the wasteman or something

do you know what a dirty pint is you f*ck*ng nerd?alot worse then SC