Eskay Jones Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 We have all duties, responbilites to fill but if we could have the perfect day, mine would start 1. 9am wake up, eat breakfast watch Spurs vs Barcelona in the CL Final eat my favourite food of steak and chips smoke a cigar then fall asleep without hearing the neighbours scream and shout. I lead a simple life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lemons Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 Wake up. Receive a blowjob. Ham, 3 eggs and chips with a chocolate milkshake. Watch the 5th day of the deciding test in the ashes in which we bowl Australia out to retain the ashes. Dinner with the family, then fly out to Amsterdam with the girl and enjoy a night on the tiles. That's my most realistic perfect day. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KayGee Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 8.30am - Wake up, get some coffee, grapfruit juice, a croissant and fruit salad go back to bed and watch jeremy kyle. 11am - Shower and get ready slowly, with time to do my hair how i like it. 12.30pm - Take my dog and pick up some of the girls to go for lunch by the river. 3.30pm - Pick up my nan on the way to go and see my family in Blackheath then stay for dinner. 7pm - Go to my boyfriends and lounge about watching tv eating green and blacks white chocolate. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KayGee Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 Wake up. Receive a blowjob. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skenghis Khan Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 wake up early, its a clear sunny day, i realize i dont have work, make love to the wife. have breakfast, scrambled egg bacon, coffee orange juice. go to the barbers, theres no queue. play chess with my uncle, checkmate him after a challenging battle, where i hear a selection of his funniest stories. go to the gym smash my previous bench press records. come home wife fixes me a steak just how i like it. have a hot bubble bath and listen to sum isley brothers, mrs joins me and decides she wants to give me head. chill watch a film, heat or another old favorite. go to bed and smash the f*ck*ng wife till shes weak and cant move, fall asleep content cos i know i have no responsibilities tomorrow either. /inb4icecube 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurious Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 wake up with sunrise burn something swim/bathe in river eat fruit burn summin while reading or writing eat dinner with the entire fam catch a live jazz set outdoor sex to the sunset sleep on a rooftop by the moon that would be 90% perfect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natalie Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 Morning - Wake up to Mc Ds breakfeast pancakes n sausage with the loads of syrup x3 (yes fat). Afternoon/Evening- Have all the family over to catch up and enjoy eachothers company. Night - Have all my close friends round mine or go out somewhere. That would be just fine for me tbh all the people I love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Waka Flocka Dave Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 u know what i aint even got a perfect day shits depressing the way im just content with how things are now maybe id have a whip and go one of them long drives of self discovery where u just drive and dont stop but not everyday obv 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 Right now I have no idea 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thinkingthuglife Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 6.30: wake up 2 brains from a blondie 7.05: call a sickie at work 7.30 peng cooked breakfast 10.00: get to train wi arsenal team 12.00: talk football wi Wenger 1pm: chilling blazin getting jk wi the niggaz 6: champions league final Arsenal v Ushited 9.45: we win 10.45: bang a peng lightie n go bed 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lieutenant Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 Wake up about 12pm to morning sex and a fried breakfast. Play some Fifa Go Westfield about 2pm and splash a couple g's Go Jerk City for lunch and have some fried chicken, dumplings, salt fish and an oreo milkshake. Come home and watch Man Utd beat Man City 5-0 with a hat trick from Gary Neville Go play football myself, score a hat trick and win 3-0 Come back home, accept some head before a nap Wake up go faces, draw down and go home with two beautiful girls and have a threesome WOW 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lens Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 head, 2 nice meals make a banger or get a vocal back from one of my singers that i like intense football match ( inter vs tottenham or Usuguay vs Germany style ) sex at regular intervals ( all i got is 15 minutes at half time ) and even a legendary vip2 thread, like Skola's kidnapping. hear from someone i haven't heard from meet a new girl on the underground and any good surprise 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lieutenant Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 head, 2 nice meals make a banger or get a vocal back from one of my singers that i like intense football match ( inter vs tottenham or Usuguay vs Germany style ) sex at regular intervals ( all i got is 15 minutes at half time ) and even a legendary vip2 thread, like Skola's kidnapping. hear from someone i haven't heard from meet a new girl on the underground and any good surprise How are you gonna include vip2 in your perfect day? f*ck*ng hell 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beavis Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 A perfect day for me would be where i woke up and my ears stopped ringing. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 wake up in my own room with everything where i like them to be, im also either in Miami or Jamdown go to the beach with my man, splash about come home sex in the sho drink some homemade roots an bun down some high grade or some creamy creamy creamy haze more sex cuppa tea fish supper, pan fried snapper with sweet potatoe chips and rice pudding for dessert from one restaurant called cassablanca if not home cooked by him cuppa tea more ganj have that sex that puts you right to sleep the end 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abdul Osman Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 successfully t-rollin venoms mum 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiNES. Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 phone rings before 12pm, then i go choppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axiom Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 8.30 rise, get cleaned up, eat a protein filled breakfast 9.30 in the gym bang out a solid routine 11.00 back in my room, eat another solid meal 11.30 work consistenly in the library no breaks, by the end of the session i fully understand the material 5.00 get a call for a job interview or a call saying i'm getting my f*ck*ng grant 7.00 go back to my flat with a chick who'll make me a home cooked meal, some sort of rice chicken combo. also an under the table b-j would be quite appropriate. chicken and b-js dawg 7.30 beat said chick 7.35 buss my nut 10.00 buss joke with my co-dee about how the chick is a slag 11.30 bedtime head from the chick 12.00 konk out this is all i really want right now tbh 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TimeBomb Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 im a simple guy... play a game score a goal, come home massage and sex, some nice food, watch a bit of tv and have a good sleep, im a happy man. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank. Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 head, 2 nice meals make a banger or get a vocal back from one of my singers that i like intense football match ( inter vs tottenham or Usuguay vs Germany style ) sex at regular intervals ( all i got is 15 minutes at half time ) and even a legendary vip2 thread, like Skola's kidnapping. hear from someone i haven't heard from meet a new girl on the underground and any good surprise How are you gonna include vip2 in your perfect day? f*ck*ng hell 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrigan Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 the guy has been t rolled into going oxford st on 3 occasions now are you honestly surprised? 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank. Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 lol good point. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dipset Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 perfect day would be waking up to a nice english breakfast, go shopping, spending tym with the other half and having a indian meal [chicken tikka masala and coconut rice] .. simple day that wud make me happy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK VICTIM Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 no barking from dog/smog/breakfast with no hog etc ice cube is on point tbh throw in lots of good sex and generally a day of euphoric sensations whether orgasmic drug induced as long as my face has a constant smile the whole day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 A perfect day for me would be where i woke up and my ears stopped ringing. id be quite happy with that, as there is currently no known cure... but a year on im kinda used to it tbh if your ears ring, the music was too loud. you might have sensitive hearing. wear earplugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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