LITTLE things that piss you off.

[the_one]

Not shutting my door on the way out - when its shut already.

shutting my light when its clearly on.

people that say "what?" when they clearly heard what u said. just wait for them to reply tbh.

[Guest Waka Flocka Dave]

when i take it upon myself to hold the f*ck*ng door for you and u remain walking slow

wtf is this?

one day ill hold it till they get to the door and slam it in their face

[dom dom bullets]

when i take it upon myself to hold the f*ck*ng door for you and u remain walking slow

wtf is this?

one day ill hold it till they get to the door and slam it in their face

lol the worst is when u hold the door open for someone right behind u out of politeness then bare people keep coming through and none of them take the door from u so to speak. ur just left there feeling like some door holding c*nt.

[Dipset]

- People tryna speak to you when you have your headphones in

- Shoppers who continue to shop 10 minutes after the store has closed

- when you dont have a rapidshare pass and you have the follow the 'download in the next 93929272 mins' rule ..sigh

- Facebook chat

[Yuri]

when i take it upon myself to hold the f*ck*ng door for you and u remain walking slow

wtf is this?

one day ill hold it till they get to the door and slam it in their face

not gonna lie

i hate when i'm walking at my own pace and some guy who is just too far away holds the door for me, making me have to get my jog on out of politeness. i appreciate the gesture, but i'd rather you just left the door as it was

[A Bit Better]

when i take it upon myself to hold the f*ck*ng door for you and u remain walking slow

wtf is this?

one day ill hold it till they get to the door and slam it in their face

not gonna lie

i hate when i'm walking at my own pace and some guy who is just too far away holds the door for me, making me have to get my jog on out of politeness. i appreciate the gesture, but i'd rather you just left the door as it was

Get me. I knew I was gonna walk through that door and had saved enough energy to open it. I don't NEED you to hold it open. Let go of it and see for yourself!

I usually tell people to just let it go if I'm really far. I refuse to speed up.

[Mythy Collins]

when you hold a door open/ do something nice you dont have to. and dont hear a thankyou

when walking down the street. you walk one way to dodge someone and they go the same way.. you go the other way.. so do they

come like we're doing choreography

[MYTH]

People who yawn with their mouth open, usually sitting infront of you on the tube or whilst standing on the bus

People that insit on eating rice with a spoon? Youre 25 ffs!

People that leave their spoon on their tea whilst they're drinking it

[dom dom bullets]

when walking down the street. you walk one way to dodge someone and they go the same way.. you go the other way.. so do they

come like we're doing choreography

lol that situation always ends up in a neeky smile exchange and someone chuckling 'sohorry mate'

[dom dom bullets]

or sometimes i just hold their shoulders and glide them out the way usually if its a chick

[Dubby]

- Shoppers who continue to shop 10 minutes after the store has closed

:!:

If I say "we're closed, make your way toward the till" that doesn't mean look at the products for another 5 mins you cunts!

[Supermalt]

People that insit on eating rice with a spoon? Youre 25 ffs!

People that leave their spoon on their tea whilst they're drinking it

nah ur just a d*ckhead

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ignorance

attention seeking

people that dont plan sh*t and ambitionless pricks/pussys

[Skenghis Khan]

i usually stay perfectly still, till theyve successfully walked round me.

with the pavement thing.

[maxibonbon]

people leaving cups/glasses near the edge of tables especially when there's a beverage inside...

[Grafter]

People who yawn with their mouth open, usually sitting infront of you on the tube or whilst standing on the bus

People that insit on eating rice with a spoon? Youre 25 ffs!

People that leave their spoon on their tea whilst they're drinking it

nothing wrong with eating rice with a spoon

personally feel the spork should be more widely used

[Supermalt]

and girls that pretend to know/be interested in COD. fack off

bitch"did u get black ops last nite. hehe"

"nah i might after lecture"

bitch"ok hehe, so did u get choppa gun in last one"

"vut?"

bitch"hehe i heard its the best gun in the game"

[Guest Waka Flocka Dave]

People that insit on eating rice with a spoon? Youre 25 ffs!

preach brudda

if u aint using a fork u aint doin it right

[KayGee]

People who scuff their feet when walking.

People who just generally talk really loud.

People who feel no way to barge you with their trolley / people who leave their trolley in the middle of the isle whilst looking elsewhere.

When people go to the till and then forget something they need and take ages to come back holding up the whole queue.

Women who just stink of cheap perfume.

Men in tight jeans.

Hands in the trousers.

[carpedeum]

people pissed of at little things

[Guest Waka Flocka Dave]

good one

[Guest Loso]

hated when whites watched my jeloff rice like it was made in mars

[Guest Esquilax]

good one

lol

[BLACK VICTIM]

rice witth spoon is standard aboutt omg your 25 u f*ckin bitch hold your mouth

[A Bit Better]

When you're in a fake situation (e.g. work) and you say something that is clearly a joke and you laugh and the other person just smiles.

Where the f*ck is your fake laugh at!? You think your washing machine story was genuinely funny to me!? NO! So play by the f*ck*ng rules and give me a polite fake laugh!

sh*t!

[Guest Waka Flocka Dave]

u buy a can and the lil thing at the top that opens it breaks off

then u have to use a pen or some sh*t jus jab it till it opens