them fishin exhibitions there, supervisor has been goin on about her ugly badge like i gt 5 chins, looks horrible, i look fat el oh el, all i did was smirk, aint comlimenting that bitch
them fishin exhibitions there, supervisor has been goin on about her ugly badge like i gt 5 chins, looks horrible, i look fat el oh el, all i did was smirk, aint comlimenting that bitch
LolwutYou commented on her ugly badge and now she's saying you got too many chins?
them fishin exhibitions there, supervisor has been goin on about her ugly badge like i gt 5 chins, looks horrible, i look fat el oh el, all i did was smirk, aint comlimenting that bitch
LolwutYou commented on her ugly badge and now she's saying you got too many chins?
nah, had to get some badge done, n she was like OMG u dont wanna see mine, i look ugly, i look like i got 5 chins, i look too pale, i look fat, they always come out badi just smirked at all of them tbh, didnt say shithad to stand there for like a minute aswell as the lift went down just being awkwardnt even parring i just dnt like them situations
When you speak to someone do you always maintain eye contact?In most circumstances, I do. However, I've only come to notice that in loud environments, a restaurant for example, I will look at the persons mouth so I can fully get what they're saying. But I know myself it's strange so I would switch from eye to mouth in the midst of conversation. Must look so weird?? Only noticed because a girl I was speaking to had a gap in her teeth, so we were speaking in quite close proximity but I had to look at her mouth otherwise I couldn't get her words. Hoped she didn't clock on or think I was looking at her teeth.
been in the toilet now for five mins, this floater won't flush ffs
worst ting is when this happens at someone elses yard
fam this is at workthis is why i dnt have breakfast, f*cked around n had cereal with that blue bottle milk, been goin to the toilet every 5 mins to fart pretending im in the kitchen or sutin
thats what I saidi dnt drink milk in the morning cos the gas is on some Auschwitz ting (flippin hell, just google checked that n i spelt it right, prob cant even do it again), for some reason 2day I had cereal before I left.u know them ones where it sounds like a jazz music night in your stomach/intestinei usually have a ribena before i get to work
in a lift, twice, with 2 different peng chicks.that second one, Lord i cant mix business with pleasethis is a testthat 40 nights 40 days shiti shall not failbt gd good talkin to her i just wanted to grip her up, right in the lift
f*ck I dnt remember typing thtPs I had to take a bit of time to wind down and get my mind right I dnt think u understand what was drank last night. Absinthe comp, me and snakeyman.I am now undisputed champ.
Will throw you a pos for f*ck*ng with Absinthe, I am no longer involved with that snake venom
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I got it but had to cringe as you used it in the wrong contextcome like off ends man using slang all wrong
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them fishin exhibitions there, supervisor has been goin on about her ugly badge like i gt 5 chins, looks horrible, i look fat el oh el, all i did was smirk, aint comlimenting that bitch
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been in the toilet now for five mins, this floater won't flush ffs
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When you speak to someone do you always maintain eye contact?In most circumstances, I do. However, I've only come to notice that in loud environments, a restaurant for example, I will look at the persons mouth so I can fully get what they're saying. But I know myself it's strange so I would switch from eye to mouth in the midst of conversation. Must look so weird?? Only noticed because a girl I was speaking to had a gap in her teeth, so we were speaking in quite close proximity but I had to look at her mouth otherwise I couldn't get her words. Hoped she didn't clock on or think I was looking at her teeth.
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what did drinking comp consist of doing
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buss a shot after every shot
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in a lift, twice, with 2 different peng chicks.that second one, Lord i cant mix business with pleasethis is a testthat 40 nights 40 days shiti shall not failbt gd good talkin to her i just wanted to grip her up, right in the lift
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