THE OFFICIAL VENTING + ANTI THREAD: PART TWO

[Supermalt]

could see a baby kurious in a few months

PAIN

[Guest Fat Eric]

no saliva involved hows it spitting u neek its water gun attack

lolwhat are you? a flippin pokemon

[Michel Kane]

Lol, taking man for any Squirtle.

[BLACK VICTIM]

im super effective against grass types like mike say nada

[Guest Supreme Allah]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le6RV3Fp_i8

[Guest Supreme Allah]

oh yea Kurious, good news or bad? where you expecting it?congrats either way (i think)

[Guest Supreme Allah]

this window cleaner just scared THE sh*t out of mef*ck

[Michel Kane]

im super effective against grass types like mike say nada

Yeah, like grassing on you, the famed Chupa Chups burglar, would grant me diplomatic immunity or something.

[Guest Fat Eric]

BOW! BOW!BOW!

[Supermalt]

lol the amount of times ive witnessed women f*ck up a mans life SLOWLYlike a posion or cancer that would take years to eventually kill youpersonality utimately trumps looks

[TALLWAH]

lol just see one guy on the bus in akademiks tracksuit

[Lieutenant]

why u buyin nuts bro

Just to read on long coach/train journeys. Bit of light entertainment

[Flojo]

why u buyin nuts bro

Just to read on long coach/train journeys. Bit of light entertainment

[TALLWAH]

I didnt think people actually brought them magazines.

[Guest Supreme Allah]

ARGH thought I had Chinese left from yesterday, looks like i ate it all

[Guest Klitschko]

Lol the only conclusion I can come to is that you did not throw it in the bin?

[BLACK VICTIM]

im super effective against grass types like mike say nada

Yeah, like grassing on you, the famed Chupa Chups burglar, would grant me diplomatic immunity or something.

grassing on next man trying to move chicks on a "he's got a girl" vibe more likeoff radar

[Guest Supreme Allah]

nah the aluminium box thingy is there, but no sign of the foodlooks like im gonna have to cook or sutin

[BLACK VICTIM]

copped 5 redstripe gonna go link this hoebag and get it insocks on ofc wish me luck lads

[Grafter]

whats that thing called where saliva just flies out ur the bottom of your tougue?so weirdcome like squirting

loooooooolhappened to me a few times when i yawned

or when you go to bite some foodbut me n my boy learned in school how to control it and shoot it like a cobra/venom (no snake)still works i just tried it at my lappy screen

LMAO im sorry, but you and your boy mastering spit control techniques sounds pretty gay

my bredrin used to spit on drop of spitbut when it hit the ground it hit in 2 seperate splashes/dropsfreaky sh*t/RADIOdid u find out what ur skin condition was?im gettin this dry round circles on my arms an legsso i changed my body wash to all natural same with my cream and have been exfoliatingwent doctors said way, as i thought they would he told me 'its just a natural variation of black skin'first he tried to tell me it was keeloid, i told him no, cos they are not cuts or injuries and none of them are raisedthey dont itch or hurt, he said it werent fungal but can try the cream anywayswe need more black doctors more specialists for ailments that happen to black peopletired of this sh*t man

[shower]

Nah this is strange 2 x's are hollering at me out of the blue in the past 2 weeks. why's it girls seam to be on it when you got a mrs

[BLACK VICTIM]

whats that thing called where saliva just flies out ur the bottom of your tougue?so weirdcome like squirting

loooooooolhappened to me a few times when i yawned

or when you go to bite some foodbut me n my boy learned in school how to control it and shoot it like a cobra/venom (no snake)still works i just tried it at my lappy screen

LMAO im sorry, but you and your boy mastering spit control techniques sounds pretty gay

my bredrin used to spit on drop of spitbut when it hit the ground it hit in 2 seperate splashes/dropsfreaky sh*t/RADIOdid u find out what ur skin condition was?im gettin this dry round circles on my arms an legsso i changed my body wash to all natural same with my cream and have been exfoliatingwent doctors said way, as i thought they would he told me 'its just a natural variation of black skin'first he tried to tell me it was keeloid, i told him no, cos they are not cuts or injuries and none of them are raisedthey dont itch or hurt, he said it werent fungal but can try the cream anywayswe need more black doctors more specialists for ailments that happen to black peopletired of this sh*t man

yea it was a fungal skin infection/ring worn (pissed i know)gave me 60mg of daktarin and 1 capsule, clearing up nicely /had sex n kept socks on she didnt clock my grey rolex, i used the come here fingers to call her over and the come here fingers to finger her/going thorpe park sun day whose backing it?

[Skenghis Khan]

ring worm and a tag.#dregsofsociety.

[BLACK VICTIM]

hey... at least im not a polish builder working for scraps while my black girlfriend contemplates the easiest way of breaking it to me that my pipe game is too weak she has to seek that good beat from Jermaine as I recline in my beat up coffee stained chair wondering where it all went wrong, a text message appears! My ebony princess! Oh she's working late again... on a sales course from work, she always works late these days, and comes back smelling of a concoction of s-curl and weed, these damn work courses always have my girl too tired for sex and her hair in a mess. Nevermind, up for work at 6am maybe I'll see her when I return and cook her some beans on toast, sprinkle some cheese on top to show how much I love her and tidy up the mess she made the night before, better get the washing up done before she gets back or she'll screw at me about how I take her for granted and I'm just an immigrant bricklayer who nobody loves

[JOHN DOE]