THE OFFICIAL VENTING + ANTI THREAD: PART TWO

[Guest Chelsea Jack]

why did u loose ur license if u dnt mind me askin joe?

[Thizz]

Link sex vent: finish sex you released your seed in her d*ck is still inside her and she is looking in your eyes and her arms are around your neck and she says I love you. What is your response? I now just kiss them hoping she don't push it. One time I was with a chick I just met two days earlier but had spoken on te phone with loads. I said to her seriously she punched me in my arm and said get off me.

KISS ON THE CHEEK.

[Skenghis Khan]

why did u loose ur license if u dnt mind me askin joe?

ah long story, but the short of it is some local shotters/wannabe gangsters wanted to take the piss, they were informed that no piss would be taken, they came back looking to do us a mischief, they all left in ambulances.

local plod didnt like it at all.

[Benicio del Toney]

someone stole all the food left over from my Grandads funeral

it's funny because of the amount of food left over. I'm talking trays of food...

some people have no shame.

lmao smh

black people are something else ykno, and people telling me niggers don't exist.

[Guest M12]

vent had to par off meeting one of my friends because i was sat in a meeting until about half an hour ago and he had a train to catch. I said to my boss before we went in that i needed to be away for 530. He was like yeah dont worry its only going to be a quick one.

anti-vent I slyly wanted to go gym instead of link this guy and now I can

super anti vent - the result of this meeting means its quite likely i'll be going to America for free in the next 6 months.

[O Fenomeno]

Pos cuz

[The Somalian]

Good stuff

[Guest Chelsea Jack]

why did u loose ur license if u dnt mind me askin joe?

ah long story, but the short of it is some local shotters/wannabe gangsters wanted to take the piss, they were informed that no piss would be taken, they came back looking to do us a mischief, they all left in ambulances.

local plod didnt like it at all.

were u still in the west country?

[Skenghis Khan]

yh mate.

[Guest Chelsea Jack]

f*ck that for a laugh fella, stayed down cornwall plenty of times, its hillbilly central.. Some very backwards people about

[Kurtis]

loooooooooooooooooooooool

chatting to this white chick, she has a f*ckin african accent cause she was with an african for 4 years

ill record it one day you niggas im tryna hold in laughter, cant even understand the bitch

[Kurtis]

im f*ckin dying lads

[Kurtis]

she only eats fufu

nah im gonna die

[Haze-e]

Nah please records it naooooow!!!

[Sole]

NOW!!

[Kurtis]

recorded the worlds most awkward conversation

if i up it you niggas will f*ckin laugh at me

she cant understand me

i cant understand her

its just us asking each other to repeat sh*t filled with moments of silence

[Yoshie]

Up it

[Guest M12]

allow scraoing the bottom of the barrel man

[Kurtis]

dont never not get it twisted, i aint moving to her, one guy past her onto me for the lulz, although she thinks im gonna link her, but im just gonna delete the number i called her with

[Guest chap44uns]

I love meeting a new ting and using my game to unlock her codes for di detty talk

[Kurtis]

im begging though, im an awkward guy, i cant judge that, but i understand it, dont laugh too much at whats going on and how many times i repeat stuff and sh*t or how high my natural voice is, try to pay attention to the accent

i thought she was eastern european at first

also, i cant use imovie for sh*t so i dont know why it says new project

[Guest M12]

you meet some f*cked people

[Mame Biram Diouf]

:lmao:

No clue what she was saying

Come like the lovechild of Carragher and Agbonlahor

TTKKKKKK

[Bruno Di Gradi]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DAVIDS PHONE MANNER >>>_________________

that bitch sounds f*ckED LAMO she sounds like a caveman/geordie/indian/ugandan

[Michel Kane]

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