Popular Post The Somalian Posted September 28, 2011 Author Popular Post Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 Mad vybez threads>>>>> Neg or pos but it's true 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 Walking through Melfort Park back in the day used to be a madness LOL DTK first then it turned into the yardies stomping ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 My dad came to pick me up and I said I waiting for Ishmael he had my watch, my dad asked me what happened, he shook his head, said Ishmael gone with the watch. LOOOOOOOOOOOOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beavis Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 Never been robbed, don't carry cash around with me anyway and my phone is shit so I wouldn't be bothered if someone tried to take it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Portuguese Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 lol I remember I was 8/9 and in Kilburn, at Granville, was playing football but it was like world cup 5 a sides, my team were waiting for the next goal to come on. Older guy called Ishmael come up to me "Yo g, that watch is nice" I said "safe man" He goes "you don't wana play football in that though, will fuck up the screen and shit, let me hold that for you g" Seemed like a good idea to me, he actually used logic. My team went on now and we got knocked off. Came back on the side looking for Ishmael. My dad came to pick me up and I said I waiting for Ishmael he had my watch, my dad asked me what happened, he shook his head, said Ishmael gone with the watch. Couldn't believe how crafty some man could be lol but it made me wise quick. If only certain street guys used that in the business world, they would have gone CLEAR. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iam_the_akay Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 house has been robbed before, year or 2 ago, few months after christmas...jan or feb, i come down...see backdoor open...then walk into the living room, see patio door open...and shits been moved around...weirdest thing about it is knowing dey was downstairs while me and fam was sleeping upstairs...#crazy but it come off ok in the end, we merked our insurance for bare shit..slr camera's 3-4 laptops etc etc haha but neva 1 on 1, touch wood.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KayGee Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 Told this story before i think. I was coming out of Hackney on the approach to Blackwall tunnell, major error i left my bag on the passenger seat and didn't lock the doors. I was waiting for the lights and i heard the door open its mad how so much goes through your mind in a split second, he reached for my bag got the handle just as i grabbed it and played tug of war for a bit. I laughed at him because his face started screwing up and told him he wasn't gonna get it, he made one last tug ripped the handle off the bag and ran down the street. I leaned over pulled the door shut just as the lights were changing and made my way, in all this i was holding my clutch lord knows how i didn't stall the car. Someone tried for my watch at carnival, I twisted my arm back looked him in the eye and he ran away. Both grown men. Never had anything taken from me, it makes me so angry to think someone would try and steal my belongings infront of my eyes or take something directly from my body. 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Broke Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 I ain't hearing nothing but bare 'missed stories' on here, and i know most of you are lying or being conservative with the truth. / Anyways, no, but true say year 7 times when year 11 would approach me they could have easily fucked me up and taken anything they wanted from me if they could, only thing that saved me is that my family had a bit of name in the endz, otherwise it would have been peak, especially baring in mind these were the happy slap dauys, and man were robbing guys left right and centre smh. 1 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soca Junkie Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 lol I remember I was 8/9 and in Kilburn, at Granville, was playing football but it was like world cup 5 a sides, my team were waiting for the next goal to come on. Older guy called Ishmael come up to me "Yo g, that watch is nice" I said "safe man" He goes "you don't wana play football in that though, will fuck up the screen and shit, let me hold that for you g" Seemed like a good idea to me, he actually used logic. My team went on now and we got knocked off. Came back on the side looking for Ishmael. My dad came to pick me up and I said I waiting for Ishmael he had my watch, my dad asked me what happened, he shook his head, said Ishmael gone with the watch. Couldn't believe how crafty some man could be lol but it made me wise quick. If only certain street guys used that in the business world, they would have gone CLEAR. :lol: :lol: :lol: certain man have no hearts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soca Junkie Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 Bout 15 left my mum's bike outside blockbuster... when I came out it was gone. Never been approached though. *Touch wood* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno Di Gradi Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 the deepest thing i ever saw is.. i was walking with my boy when i was young....me and him was like i dunno 12-13 and one older road guy from ends came up to us...we was rolling back home with kfc..he spudded me and all that..but my boy wasnt really round them kinda guys too tuff...but we went same school and shit. dont think the road guy went inside his kfc bag....ripped half of his fillet burger and was munching it and walking off laughing... i didnt even know what to say... it happened bare quick but i could see the pain in his eyes... i woulda stopped it but i was just in shock the way man done it lmaoooo it was kinda funny though, the fact he didnt even take the whole burger, just half lmao 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 & you know your boy couldn't proceed to eat the other half. Yet he would still have it in front of him. Teasing & tempting. Then he'd have to throw it away. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOHN DOE Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 It's a peak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fighting Weight Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 Can imagine him sobbing while eating the rest 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imhim Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 Told this story before i think. I was coming out of Hackney on the approach to Blackwall tunnell, major error i left my bag on the passenger seat and didn't lock the doors. I was waiting for the lights and i heard the door open its mad how so much goes through your mind in a split second, he reached for my bag got the handle just as i grabbed it and played tug of war for a bit. I laughed at him because his face started screwing up and told him he wasn't gonna get it, he made one last tug ripped the handle off the bag and ran down the street. I leaned over pulled the door shut just as the lights were changing and made my way, in all this i was holding my clutch lord knows how i didn't stall the car. Someone tried for my watch at carnival, I twisted my arm back looked him in the eye and he ran away. Both grown men. Never had anything taken from me, it makes me so angry to think someone would try and steal my belongings infront of my eyes or take something directly from my body. NA NA NA NA BAWSE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fighting Weight Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 You say he tried for your watch are you sure he wasn't on some come sweat babes your eyes are so shiny while grabbing up your arm flex? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don.j.w Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 Nearly got robbed the other week by 2 crackheads they got told some false info and tried it at knife point. One tried to stab me cleanly but I got out the way and managed to hold on to both their wrists they had hold of the knives with. Then they actually put ballys on and tried to make me walk down a main road with them lol they must of been high as fuck to walk with me holding big nasty blades to my back I shook them off eventually tho when one turned away I ragged the other free, people say I would of done this i would of done that but truth is in that situation u just have to do what u can to not get stabbed up. I was lookin' for an opening to smash them but when you've got 2 knives to u it ain't easy. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imhim Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 heartfelt story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fighting Weight Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 managed to hold on to both their wrists they had hold of the knives with. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zizouz Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 was 17 I went to visit an ill friend, was there till about 11pm came out his flat and went down the stairs earphones on full volume was listening to didn't get further than a road away and was confronted by one guy (came running from behind), couldn't hear him as he spoke, assume was the usual 'what you got for me' he went for my headphones, was thinking wtf I figured it was a fair 1 on 1 so started swinging only conected once and then a barrage of punches rained down on me realised too late he weren't alone got tumped from behind till I hit the ground mp4 fell out gone but they didn't stop kick after kick to the head, because I would let go of my wallet actaully felt like my last moments had arrived, was deep but a woman came out her house and started shouting they left me on the floor and ran think it was 3-4 not sure, spent the night in hospital only saving grace was that they didn't get my wallet had my college id and shit in there 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Somalian Posted September 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 Deep shit One time I must of been going mystic fm with boundary boys and my bredrin Basically my bredrin was on his phone not 8210 similar phone but silver Some guys in a whip drove past Parked up some hench nigger came out walked up behind my boy took his phone my boy ran up on the guy to get his phone back some next man came out of the car and tried swinging it my boy said fuck this and went into the stations tower block. I would of backed it but man was carrying record box The brehs who went radio with ran into the block as soon as the guy took the phone pussys. Then they were chatting bad man bars on mic smh 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benicio del Toney Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 Continuing on from the Ishmael story. So I grew up in Kilburn, but if you know Kilburn you will know Queens Park train track runs directly in the middle. South Kilburn on 1 side and my flats on the other side of the tracks. Man used to tease me back in the day saying I didn't grow in the ghetto, said I was uptown, I used to try fend it but still. I didn't tell no1 about the incident except my boy in my class, he was from the other side of the tracks, I knew he knew Ishmael. Went up to him at the end of 1 class, he was writing in his text book. I said "Yo Ishmael stole my watch" He didn't even stop writing or look up, just laughed, said "Ishmael is a BIG teef ya na lol" I asked him when he saw Ishmael chat to him for me, he said yeah. Made sense though cos Ishmael was the most SWAGGED OUT 13 year old I ever saw. and he NEVER used to play football, type of nigga people be calling "Yo you playing?" He be like "Nah man, these trainers are too expensive for that" TEEF 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Portuguese Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 Deep shit One time I must of been going mystic fm with boundary boys and my bredrin Basically my bredrin was on his phone not 8210 similar phone but silver Some guys in a whip drove past Parked up some hench nigger came out walked up behind my boy took his phone my boy ran up on the guy to get his phone back some next man came out of the car and tried swinging it my boy said fuck this and went into the stations tower block. I would of backed it but man was carrying record box The brehs who went radio with ran into the block as soon as the guy took the phone pussys. Then they were chatting bad man bars on mic smh Is that the station on Amhurst Road? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Fighting Weight Posted September 29, 2011 Popular Post Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 they left me on the floor and ran think it was 3-4 not sure Could have been 1 Machamp 14 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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