The Random Picture Thread

[Eskay Jones]

Question to any female have you ever felt inadequate/insecure looking at magazine/online pictures?

[Kurtis]

they all have

[Eskay Jones]

Not necessarily true

[JOHN DOE]

Looks like Theo is coming out the closet

Exactly. About banter. That's a gay man right there.

How many players in the prem leaugue at least 10% must be bum raiders. Theo defo gay

[Eskay Jones]

Dont know if its banter but my old uni football team whoever scored a own goal had to allow foreign objects inserted in his backside for exactly the same length of time he scored the own goal

 

soooo say man scored a own goal at the 89th minute he had stand naked with some object inserted into his backside for 89mins.

 

needless to say i never scored a own goal or partake in such activities.

 

strangely enough this one guy scored 3 own goals in 9 games. suspicious.

[Lieutenant]

That never happened

[JOHN DOE]

Why would he lie about that

[Eskay Jones]

That never happened

 

Go ahead and contact some old members.

 

http://www.webteams.co.uk/Home.aspx?team=newlandspark&season=_2008

 

Newlands park fc 2007-2009

[Kurtis]

where are you in the pic?

[Eskay Jones]

Thats in malia or ibiza which i never been to. thats my old uni team page

 

Bucks uni football. Newlands Park Fc.

[local]

i hate every single person in that photo

[Kurtis]

Thats in malia or ibiza which i never been to. thats my old uni team page

 

Bucks uni football. Newlands Park Fc.

 

Godfrey was on your team?

[Benicio del Toney]

bzbdbdb

vdvdb

 

Yeah, I hope this stuff doesn't become a trend.

 

Cussing babies ain't really kool.

[Yoshie]

i hate every single person in that photo

 

[Benicio del Toney]

 

Guy behind him is his brother.

 

 

 

[dom dom bullets]

the plot thickens...

[djbmc]

i remember a mate of a mate turned up at the pub once, knew he was into rugby because about 5 mins after sitting down he had his balls out. pretty sure he hadn't even been to the bar.

[Kurtis]

lol you muzungus are fucked

[Yung bawse]

Uno rugby dons are fucked from when they're wearing shorts and flip flops during all kinds of fuckry weather

[cambridgebanteer]

rugby culture is the white man's shame in this country, but then again is it arguable that ingratiating yorself into banter boy rugby/gay culture is a good way to gain access to certain areas of employment i.e. the city ? and seeing as ethnics and/or working classing whites are unwilling to par take in said behaviour, they are putting themself at severe disadvantage and  impeding social mobility. In conclusion we need to start tea bagging each others unattended brandy  cokes   to get rich. 

[Kurtis]

thats the biggest load of crap ive read this year

[Kurtis]

if you were a real human this wouldnt bother you

 

Negroes >>>

[Yung bawse]

Thats 1 of the perks of tanning oil.. Can just squirt it on and spread quickly, doesnt need to be rubbed in.. Takes 3 seconds with a swift 1 hand movement from 1 of my dons in the places i cant reach on my back

[Lieutenant]

When I went on holiday I just gave the lotion to a random girl and she knew what time it was