Is diving the cancer of the game?

[The Infamous]

Kompressor u need to lighten up tbh

[Kompressor]

yh, i'm taking this all very seriously, i've even gone as far as to post up videos, to support my case,

one man says i'm always trying the dead joke thing next man saying i need to lighten up,

come on guys get on the same page,

the fact that i made this thread exactly after i said this in the matchday thread will let you know i made the thread as a piss take of the media's obsession and conviction that diving is the cancer of the game,

"Gareth Bale's dive wasnt very scandalous IMO.

Suarez's was funny and will only decrease the chances if him actually getting any decision in the future, So I quite liked it.

I quite like how theses two are the villains of the week though despite the FA report, Huth's stamp and RVP being so enamoured with Cabaye's face that he felt compelled to touch it with his forearm/elbow."

Do i like taking the piss out of Liverpool's fans siege mentality when it comes to Suarez? yes, and it is something i will always strive to poke people with a stick over,

i dont like the phrase, but call it "banter", this (him being public enemy number 1)is all very funny to me, the reaction of his supporters is a bonus , i made this thread to keep me amused during a dead international week

[Guest M12]

The funny thing is I can tell The Infamous wasnt joking...

[JOHN DOE]

He was obviously joking about the Evra thing, jeez.

Every Liverpool player knows Suarez is a bit of a c*nt and no doubt we would probably hate him if he was playing for the mancs or rent boys. Most of us are just a bit annoyed that he is now the poster boy for this 'cancer of the game' as if he was the first and only person to 'dive' or exaggerate some contact.

well someone has to be the 'poster boy' unfortunately for him he has been selected as that figure

deal with it

its not like hes an angel anyway

[Guest M12]

On a level though Suarez looks like a f*ck*ng nightmare to play against

If he has the ball at his feet in the box it's long for everyone else

Suarez' footwork>>>>>>>>>>> All other prem strikers

The thing that baffles me about suarez. Footwork is f*ckED, but as soon as liverpool staying playing one and two touch hes sh*t. How can your footwaork be so good but you struggle with one and two touch football. He needs to have a word with Clevs and Kagawa

[O Fenomeno]

Cleverley you know

[Kompressor]

The funny thing is I can tell The Infamous wasnt joking...

we all know he wasn't, but let him have this one, its been a long day for him leading the case for the defence, there will be another story tomorrow about Suarez's cuntishness,

[O Fenomeno]

What an insult

[The Infamous]

Cleverley you know

ffs lmao

[Flojo]

yh, i'm taking this all very seriously, i've even gone as far as to post up videos, to support my case,

one man says i'm always trying the dead joke thing next man saying i need to lighten up,

come on guys get on the same page,

the fact that i made this thread exactly after i said this in the matchday thread will let you know i made the thread as a piss take of the media's obsession and conviction that diving is the cancer of the game,

"Gareth Bale's dive wasnt very scandalous IMO.

Suarez's was funny and will only decrease the chances if him actually getting any decision in the future, So I quite liked it.

I quite like how theses two are the villains of the week though despite the FA report, Huth's stamp and RVP being so enamoured with Cabaye's face that he felt compelled to touch it with his forearm/elbow."

Do i like taking the piss out of Liverpool's fans siege mentality when it comes to Suarez? yes, and it is something i will always strive to poke people with a stick over,

i dont like the phrase, but call it "banter", this (him being public enemy number 1)is all very funny to me, the reaction of his supporters is a bonus , i made this thread to keep me amused during a dead international week

You only do extremes, either deadly serious or dead jokes there's just no in between.

lool this is entertainment for you yeah, sending posts from here to friends for them to cross examine? Scraping the barrel a bit surely.

[Heero Yuy]

Cleverley you know

ffs lmao

[Kompressor]

yh, i'm taking this all very seriously, i've even gone as far as to post up videos, to support my case,

one man says i'm always trying the dead joke thing next man saying i need to lighten up,

come on guys get on the same page,

the fact that i made this thread exactly after i said this in the matchday thread will let you know i made the thread as a piss take of the media's obsession and conviction that diving is the cancer of the game,

"Gareth Bale's dive wasnt very scandalous IMO.

Suarez's was funny and will only decrease the chances if him actually getting any decision in the future, So I quite liked it.

I quite like how theses two are the villains of the week though despite the FA report, Huth's stamp and RVP being so enamoured with Cabaye's face that he felt compelled to touch it with his forearm/elbow."

Do i like taking the piss out of Liverpool's fans siege mentality when it comes to Suarez? yes, and it is something i will always strive to poke people with a stick over,

i dont like the phrase, but call it "banter", this (him being public enemy number 1)is all very funny to me, the reaction of his supporters is a bonus , i made this thread to keep me amused during a dead international week

You only do extremes, either deadly serious or dead jokes there's just no in between.

lool this is entertainment for you yeah, sending posts from here to friends for them to cross examine? Scraping the barrel a bit surely.

That was a side issue, I made a comment in defence of Suarez to balance the debate you missunderstood it I was baffled as to how you did so, so tapped the screen and sent what I said to 2 people on whatsapp, it to about 30 seconds mate, I'm on a iPhone copy and paste is a piece of piss. it's not like I was wringing my hands and on the phone talking to people about how stressed the situation was making me, or typing out messages again. All I typed was "read this and tell me what you think it means/is getting at" I imagine the message took a very short time to read as well.

Just wanted to make sure your missunderstanding was your fault and not mine,

Of course the jokes are dead when your the butt of it, i can assure you it wasn't for your amusement,

In terms of levels of seriousness, i'm not sure that there are differing degree's, I'm either being serious or I'm not, it's simple really.

[O Fenomeno]

How can Man try and use Cleverley as a yard stick when it comes to one and two touch football

[The Infamous]

I hope m12 wasn't serious

[Davicious X]

How can Man try and use Cleverley as a yard stick when it comes to one and two touch football

[Seydou]

How can Man try and use Cleverley as a yard stick when it comes to one and two touch football

What's wrong with his 1 2 football?

And you compared him to Iniesta, no?

[Michel Kane]

How can Man try and use Cleverley as a yard stick when it comes to one and two touch football

What's wrong with his 1 2 football?

[O Fenomeno]

I said he has Iniesta running style that's all.

What's wrong with his 1/2?

I can easily name 50+ players with better 1/2 touch play.

The fact the guy said Suarez can learn from Cleverley

Which is an insult

See any other poster I would of thought it was a joke but he was dead serious

[O Fenomeno]

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[Heero Yuy]

Cleverly is a good example for any english youngster coming through the ranks, fringes, players learning their trade etc

Can't be teling an established baller like Luis to be taking tips from a man who's just broke into the big time and his national team.

That's like telling Higuain he could take notes from Welbecks link up play.

How can you even be throwing up Cleverly's name before Silva's M12

[O Fenomeno]

I agreed with everything in that post apart from

The fact Welbeck has better link up play than Higuain(Benzema would of been a better example)

[Heero Yuy]

You get where I'm coming through, Welbeck isn't the pinacle of link up play for ballers of that degree

[stacksbranning]

How can Man try and use Cleverley as a yard stick when it comes to one and two touch football

What's wrong with his 1 2 football?

[The Infamous]

Cleverly is a good example for any english youngster coming through the ranks, fringes, players learning their trade etc

Can't be teling an established baller like Luis to be taking tips from a man who's just broke into the big time and his national team.

That's like telling Higuain he could take notes from Welbecks link up play.

How can you even be throwing up Cleverly's name before Silva's M12

joe allen has better one touch two touch play

[LS]

@ porchy typing over 100 players