The Zlatan Appreciation Thread

[Michel Kane]

"Porch, where would you like it, mate?

 

 

HOWLING.

[O Fenomeno]

Thats the thing

You don't need to win the WC

Just dominate thats all

[Michel Kane]

Really don't know why you man indulge in this debate anymore.

[O Fenomeno]

Debate died last summer in Brazil

Everyone saw it

[Michel Kane]

[Heero Yuy]

Really don't know why you man indulge in this debate anymore.

I was bored at work tbh

[Lieutenant]

"Porch, where would you like it, mate?

HOWLING.

:rofl:

[The Infamous]

"Porch, where would you like it, mate?

HOWLING.

:rofl:

[Incumbent]

heard it on talksport last night that Zlatan & cr7 are the only two players to ever score at every minute (from 1min right upto 90min)

 

zlatan>>>>>>>>>>_____

[Creed Diskenth]

heard it on talksport last night that Zlatan & cr7 are the only two players to ever score at every minute (from 1min right upto 90min)

 

zlatan>>>>>>>>>>_____

[Creed Diskenth]

[The Infamous]

I remember in the early millenia they made it seem like Raul's cl record wouldnt be replicated

Zlatan near Pippo shows the credentials

[Thizz]

Another year no CL KO goals.

[Heero Yuy]

 

"I don't like Ibrahimovic," Bertrand-Demanes told L'Equipe. "He is so big-headed. The problem is people make him think he's intelligent but he's as thick as two short planks.

 

"He's not a caricature but not far off; he's a flat-track bully. You can be big-headed when you're [Luis] Suarez or [Lionel] Messi and score goals against Bayern Munich or Real Madrid.

 

"I'm sorry but, if you only score a hat-trick against Nancy ... if PSG want to progress, they need to get rid of him. He is a problem for PSG.

 

"You can't ask him to accept playing up front alongside someone because he's too stupid."

 

Bertrand-Demanes then took aim at France international Florian Thauvin, lashing out at the attacking midfielder for the way in which he forced through a move from Lille to Marseille last summer by effectively going on strike.

 

"[ibrahimovic] is like Thauvin," he added. "They both need a good slap.

 

"When you see what Thauvin did to Lille to go to OM, you understand. These people have chickpeas for brains and treat others like idiots.

 

 

[The Infamous]

 

 

"I don't like Ibrahimovic," Bertrand-Demanes told L'Equipe. "He is so big-headed. The problem is people make him think he's intelligent but he's as thick as two short planks.

 

"He's not a caricature but not far off; he's a flat-track bully. You can be big-headed when you're [Luis] Suarez or [Lionel] Messi and score goals against Bayern Munich or Real Madrid.

 

"I'm sorry but, if you only score a hat-trick against Nancy ... if PSG want to progress, they need to get rid of him. He is a problem for PSG.

 

"You can't ask him to accept playing up front alongside someone because he's too stupid."

 

Bertrand-Demanes then took aim at France international Florian Thauvin, lashing out at the attacking midfielder for the way in which he forced through a move from Lille to Marseille last summer by effectively going on strike.

 

"[ibrahimovic] is like Thauvin," he added. "They both need a good slap.

 

"When you see what Thauvin did to Lille to go to OM, you understand. These people have chickpeas for brains and treat others like idiots.

 

 

 

Zlatan be like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ha2QqQuQAi0

[Creed Diskenth]

http://zhowtime.com/?goal=129

 

Ibrahimovic's launched his own website where you can watch every goal he scored, when you open it on your mobile you get this message " ZLATAN IS WAY TOO BIG FOR YOUR MOBILE"

 

Not ALL goals, but most

 

Ibra >>

[Thizz]

SS1 now

[Yung bawse]

SS1 now

[Heero Yuy]

https://instagram.com/p/BAR2qaclLyt/