Do you cover the toilet seat with tissue? (public toilets)

[Mic Man]

Think I'd pass out if I went in a ladies & found a used tampon staring at me

[Thizz]

I was at Breakin Science @ The Coronet once.

Proper steaming grafted up to my eyeballs of this pwopa nawty flake.

Then my stomach started to shake like Harlem.

I covered the seats in a whole roll of toilet paper and let loose.

The toilets was packed when I went in when I unlocked the door silence.

The whole place was cleared.

[Yuri]

What is a "pre-flush"?

Enlighten me...

[Seymour Cake]

U don't know about the pre-flush???

If you think your dropping a big one, like atomic bomb levels e.g. Hiroshima, then after its dropped, quickly flush. Then it's safe for Nagasaki to drop and continue without fear of blocking di shitta.

[Grafter]

who knows about bussin a sh*t in the ladies room

some heavenly scents in there.

Heavenly compared to male toilets... that's where it ends.

Some women are nasty.

the things i see on a DAILY basis at work

so upsetting

this ain the worst but this woman today went into a cubicle with her mug, did what she did and left without washin my hands

[KayGee]

Theres one guy at work that manages to poo on the toilet seat, its just a little smear at the back but its there. Luckily we have ladies and gents but they now know I won't be cleaning in there.

[Guest chap44uns]

i sit down and piss when im in my house

when im in other peoples houses and when im out clubbing i stand up and piss

feels good sittin down doing a piss

Ddccvgghiyrsdcvbkpiyrewqsdfgghhtreedfffgghttrr

[Uncle Man]

Theres one guy at work that manages to poo on the toilet seat, its just a little smear at the back but its there. Luckily we have ladies and gents but they now know I won't be cleaning in there.

so your the janitor

this is the website where you claim to be the boss btw

[Yoshie]

pmsl

[KayGee]

Oh shoot

[Blackstock]

this is the website where you claim to be the boss btw

PMSL..

[Lieutenant]

Nah she was just letting us know that she's real and "mucks in" as part of the team etc

Was subtle

[Mame Biram Diouf]

this is the website where you claim to be the boss btw

PMSL..

:lmao:

[Gstar]

i dont play when it comes to service station toilets... i clean the whole toilet, tissue up everywhere

will open the door with my foot, close it with a piece of tissue, then take sed tissue plus more and throw it on the and use my foot to mop the tissue around the toilet floor incase theres any leakages around the toilet, then take another piece of tissue and pick that one up and put it in the toilet to prevent splash back, then grab more tissue and clean the toilet seat lid, and throw that in as well, then i proceed to layer the toilet lid with tissue so that i dont feel no plastic..

I flush the toilet using tissue to protect my hands as well

[Natalie]

Extreme ocd